[kris]

Inspirational phrases for the cubicle era.

• Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  
• If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
  
• Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
  
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  
• Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
  
• A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.
  
• Plagiarism saves time.
  
• If at first you don't succeed, try management.
  
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  
• TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  
• The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  
• Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
  
• We waste time, so you don't have to.
  
• Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
  
• Go the extra mile, it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
  
• A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
  
• When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
  
• INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
  
• Succeed in spite of management.
  
• Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.