Simpsons trivia

actually it was 300lbs, wasn't it? homer weighed 239lbs at the beginning of the episode, and needed to gain 61lbs in order to go on workman's comp, so therefore it's 300lbs.

let's see...what brand was the bottle of whisky that Marge "stole" from the Kwik-E-Mart?

It is 300 lbs.

How does Homer get tickets to the Mega Savings Seminar.

Originally posted by 90EX
It is 300 lbs.

How does Homer get tickets to the Mega Savings Seminar.

gotta wait ur turn....S13_Iketani got it

Originally posted by S13_Iketani
actually it was 300lbs, wasn't it? homer weighed 239lbs at the beginning of the episode, and needed to gain 61lbs in order to go on workman's comp, so therefore it's 300lbs.

let's see...what brand was the bottle of whisky that Marge "stole" from the Kwik-E-Mart?

Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon?

Originally posted by 90EX


Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon?

i'm pretty sure that's it....go ahead. :D

How does Homer get tickets to the Mega Savings Seminar?

He steals them from Flanders, then proceeds to steal the jesus fish that was holding them.
Sorry, I'm in a lazy mood and don't really feel like thinking, someone post a question.

i got ya yellow. what kind of car does Homer drive?

Originally posted by grandprix92
i got ya yellow. what kind of car does Homer drive?

??? they never actually name it...but it's pink, with a dent in the front fender, vertical Cadillac style tail-lights, a clothes hanger antenna, and it was made in some foreign country...i can't remember which one.

if you meant the Canyonerro, then it's a Canyonerro Type F or F Class or something like that. he also drove an electric car...or his snow plow truck...or Lil'Bandit...or his rusty green muscle car he used to own...or the orange station wagon...or the red car they bought with their Christmas donations and promptly drove into a lake...

Originally posted by S13_Iketani
i can't remember which one.


Guatemala.:)

Well since there seems to be no active question at the moment ....

What function is on at the Springfield Community Center the night after the Senior Citizen's Swing Dance?

(ps. Homer weighed 315lbs when he took his belly off of the towel rail)

Cat spay-a-thon?

Quite true, but tell me, how did you know? NOBODY should know the answer to that one as the sign with that information is on screed for less than half a second. You can't tell me that within about 15 minutes of me asking the question somebody has come up with the answer to it - it's just waaay too hard.

I was sent here by someone who believed that particular people have been looking up the answers for the sake of asking even more oddball questions.

What's the point frankly? But anyway, continue. I'll ask some later which you can't get the answers from at you-know-what site.

Where did Barney want to go to college?

Originally posted by Insaneogram
I was sent here by someone who believed that particular people have been looking up the answers for the sake of asking even more oddball questions.


BRILLIANT!!! It's a good thing we have such a detective like you around to foil people's schemes. :rolleyes:

We are on the internet, do you honestly expect people not to look up answers that they don't know? What's the point? It's fun learning stupid trivia. This isn't a contest of knowledge, this isn't Jeopardy, there is no prize, there is no winner, there is no loser. If you don't like it, don't look at this thread again.


90EX: Didn't Barney want to go to Harvard? Then he discovered beer...

Originally posted by YellowMaranello


BRILLIANT!!! It's a good thing we have such a detective like you around to foil people's schemes. :rolleyes:

We are on the internet, do you honestly expect people not to look up answers that they don't know? What's the point? It's fun learning stupid trivia. This isn't a contest of knowledge, this isn't Jeopardy, there is no prize, there is no winner, there is no loser. If you don't like it, don't look at this thread again.


90EX: Didn't Barney want to go to Harvard? Then he discovered beer...

it was either Harvard or Yale, but i think Harvard is right.

should have been my turn for a question earlier, sorry i didn't post one.

YellowMaranello, go ahead.

Originally posted by YellowMaranello


90EX: Didn't Barney want to go to Harvard? Then he discovered beer...

Correct, your turn.

Here's a super-easy one in attempts to appease Insaneogram...

What kind of people wear hawaiian shirts?

Gay people, and big fat party animals?

Originally posted by sidewinder69
Gay people, and big fat party animals?

Indeed, your turn.

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I got one!!!!

Anyways, how many spikes does Bart have in his hair?!?!

is there any "real" precise, consistent answer for this question? i counted the ones on his head in my wall poster (the 5'x3' one with every single character on it) and on the cover of my "Guide to the simpsons" book, and he had 9 on both.

Thought it was 13?????

K, go nuts you're go!

Originally posted by YellowMaranello
BRILLIANT!!! It's a good thing we have such a detective like you around to foil people's schemes.
Like I said, someone else asked me to do it so don't shoot the messenger kid

how many characters are on the simpsons in springfield???

39 or 40:confused: excluding animals and dead people :D

Originally posted by Insaneogram

Like I said, someone else asked me to do it so don't shoot the messenger kid

Then please relay my message.:D


Originally posted by 90LShatch
how many characters are on the simpsons in springfield???

Does that include extra's that appear only once? Is it main characters? Characters with speaking parts? Specify...:)

i was going for all the regular characters

hey, 90LShatch guy. it's my turn to ask a question, so pipe down. :)

hmm...name all of the professions of Homer's cousins (the ones that were mentioned).

Hey, I was just watching that episode a few minutes ago. I do not know if this is all of them.

Male Relatives
1 runs an unsuccessful shrimp company
2 shoots birds at the airport
3 plays a millionaire at parties
4 steps in front of cars and sues the drivers
5 begs celebrities for money
6 prison snitch
7 jug band manager
8 his legs hurt

Female Relatives
1 Doctor
2 Architect
3 Environmental Lawyer
4 Sales Coordinator

good enough for me! go ahead. :D

What does Mr. Burns ride in when he enters the 97th Springfield marathon?

Originally posted by 90EX
What does Mr. Burns ride in when he enters the 97th Springfield marathon?

i think it's fair to say that no-one knows the answer to this question, unless everyone's forgot about the thread.

A horsedrawn carriage being pulled by Smithers?

Only other thing I can think of is his Bugatti with a cowcatcher on the front, but that was for the grand opening of the mall.

Originally posted by YellowMaranello
A horsedrawn carriage being pulled by Smithers?

Only other thing I can think of is his Bugatti with a cowcatcher on the front, but that was for the grand opening of the mall.

Close, it was a rickshaw pulled by Smithers. YellowMaranello your turn for a question.

What kind of stay-alert capsules did Bart give Lisa?

Originally posted by YellowMaranello
What kind of stay-alert capsules did Bart give Lisa?

Trucker's Choice. for the College bound. :D

hmm...what are Lionel Hutz's AKA's?

Miguel Sánchez and Dr. Nguyen Van Falk?

Originally posted by 90EX
Miguel Sánchez and Dr. Nguyen Van Falk?

i'll accept that...i'm sketchy on what the second one actually is, so your answer is good enough for me i guess.

go ahead.

How does Krusty fake his death to avoid jail for tax evasion?

Originally posted by 90EX
How does Krusty fake his death to avoid jail for tax evasion?

is that the one where he crashes his plane into the cliff-side and becomes Rory Bellows? or am i thinking of an entirely different episode?

nope you got it. your q

-GTi-VR6_A3

Originally posted by GTi-VR6_A3
nope you got it. your q

-GTi-VR6_A3

in that case...

what's the name of the security guard that busts Bart at the Mega-Lo-Mart?

Rusty Shank?

I laugh every time I read your sig.

Later!

Originally posted by sidewinder69
Rusty Shank?

I laugh every time I read your sig.

Later!

Was it Rusty Shank?

yeah now post a question:mad:

Holy shit it was Rusty Shank!!!?!?!?

I was just screwing around and I haven't been on here in a while. Sorry everyone.

Fuck I got nuthng for teh trivia.......

What does Superintendant Chalmers check for in the sand box. (I know it's an easy one but I got nuthing.)

Originally posted by sidewinder69

What does Superintendant Chalmers check for in the sand box. (I know it's an easy one but I got nuthing.)

urine......

That is correct. Easy as hell wasn't it? Your go.

come on people....lets keep this thread going:dogpile:

GO NEUTRINO!

ok.....sorry for being lazy and not posting.....ok lets see.......


as a spoof of "Close encounters of the third kind"(i beleive that was the name of the movie).....what does Homer sculpt out of mash potatoes?

Originally posted by Neutrino
ok.....sorry for being lazy and not posting.....ok lets see.......


as a spoof of "Close encounters of the third kind"(i beleive that was the name of the movie).....what does Homer sculpt out of mash potatoes?

A circus tent!

How did they defeat the itchy and scratchy robots?

Originally posted by Toksin


A circus tent!

How did they defeat the itchy and scratchy robots?

flash photography......


how did Lisa became good at tap dancing?

Originally posted by Neutrino


flash photography......


how did Lisa became good at tap dancing?


Professor Frink gave her robot shoes :)


Why could they only say dickety (eg nineteen dickety-three)?

Because the Irish or English, I belive, stole the number.

Originally posted by sidewinder69
Because the Irish or English, I belive, stole the number.

Nope.

the KAISER stole the word "twenty"

what was Shelbyville used to be called, according to Grandpa Simpson's rambling stories?

Hint please

yeah we give up.....