You know you're a Max driver when?

When All the other cars see is this> MAXIMA or M_A_X_I_M_A<older model maxs'.

When you smoke so called "sportscars" in your "Family Sedan".

After you've killed someone they pull you over and ask if you have a turbo or SC and you're completely stock.

When you let your friend drive to the airport that is 2 hours away and he make the trip in 1 hr 10 min doing 130 and all he can say with the big stupid grin on his face is "man that car is smooth, fast and all the while still grinning and smiling.

When your daughter says "smoke 'em daddy" as you pull up next to a riced out honduh.

When you let other cars think they've won a stoplight to stoplight race and then you smoke them to the next light and they go damn, I got beat by a f@#$ng Maxima.

When all your friends bragg to everyone else that you have a Max.
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When you get whiplash accelerating down the highway at 75 m.p.h.

When you hit 3rd and that biatch starts pullin hard and all you can say is:finger: :flipa: :finger4: to the driver you just beat

....when you go for pointless trips around the block just to hear your intake roar

When you smoke some Honda and he pulls you over and asks if you have a SC, "No", you answer,"I'm stock."

When you grin after dusting some young kid in a Grand Am Gt and scaring the hell out of your brother who riding in the MAX for the first time.:D

This isn't going with the flow, but I just smoked the shiznit out of a 5 speed mustang v6 w/ intake. he stood no chance at all. The driver flicked me off when he caught up to me at the next light. I just laughed at him:hehe:

nice kill!

Originally posted by Pick
When you smoke some Honda and he pulls you over and asks if you have a SC, "No", you answer,"I'm stock."

ditto.....same thing happens to me

... when ur foot is against the gas all the way down, people turn around and expect a rustang or riced out hondike, BUT its YOUR MAXIMA with intake!!!

When your girlfriend get jelous of Maxine

When you and your friend build them to run 12's (our little secret soon released)

When you own 2 because your mother owned an 88 and it was the first time you were ever in a car that went over 100mph

When your father brings out the 300zx so you can both go to the store and stop at every light and ask if you can switch cars and race (damn it dad, you should just get the 350z and give the 300zx to me for a winter car)

When you buy a non turbo 300zx like your fathers for a winter car.

When you turn and look at her after a day of good runs and have $200 in your pocket and say "goodnite"
P.S. don't ever start talking to your car, then you get into arguments and ends up on your third trans cuz you had sex in the back seat.

when u drive a maxima for the first time n be like"dyammm is it suppose 2 be this fast???"

when u steal the maxima at the age of 16 n go around burning riced out cars

when ur parents sell the "family car" for a mini van because u are having to much fun with it:( :( :(

i miss my maxima:(

.....when all you ever seem to hear from your passengers is "AAAGGGHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!"

:( When the Statetrooper pulls you over and asks"did you realize you were going that fast?"
And all you can do is look at him stupified, then he replies, "yeah, I know, it's a Max and a Damn Fast Car too, I tell you what I'm gonna let you go this time with a warning but if I ever catch you doing 120 again, you'll go directly to jail."

Then it hits you after you pull off, DAYYUUM, I'm glad I wasn't driving a Honda!

Originally posted by TheMax95
....when you go for pointless trips around the block just to hear your intake roar

do that all the time and also have my daughter wave bye to the poeple i have beatin

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Originally posted by TheMax95
....when you go for pointless trips around the block just to hear your intake roar
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Ditto!!:D

You know you're a Maxima driver when (this one is for Paonessa) you trade in for a new car and it is still a Maxima:)

When you pop open your hood just to look at your FSTB sitting over the top of your VQ/VE.

When you drive slowly while looking at your car's reflection on a glass paned building.

When you look at the weather forecast to see if it is going to rain so you will know whether or not to wash and wax the Max.

When you do a burnout and notice you're still in OD.

When you get challenged by V8 owners in your Company because they don't consider anyone else's car a worth enough contender and you hand them their @$$e$.

Please fellaz, let's post up, the org has over 10K views and I know we can come close to that here, with all the creative minds we have in this spot.

...when you wash your car 2 times a day and only shower once a day...

Originally posted by bk2kmax
You know you're a Maxima driver when (this one is for Paonessa) you trade in for a new car and it is still a Maxima:)

good one. that's what i was gonna say.

how about, when a kid offers you 10 bucks to let him drive your car.

...and you tell him "hell no"

How about when they offer you the $10 just to sit inside!:lol:

Originally posted by ChinoX
How about when they offer you the $10 just to sit inside!:lol:
yeah, and you still tell 'em "hell no"

... When you're going 130 MPH and your friend who owns a Volvo S70 Turbo says "Wow this is smoother over 100". :thefinger

Haha true story and that was in a 91 max his is a 96 :loser:

... When you're going 130 MPH and the same friend is saying "You might like going fast, but I don't!" :iceslolan

... When you're going over 100 MPH and your friends ask you "How fast are we going? The speed limit is 45."

When AF/Maxima forums is banned at your job and you say the hell with 'em and post messages anyway

When you think nothing short of a supercar/or those with a crazy V8 or sc/turbo/n20 car is the only cars that can beat you

When your friends have newer car than yours but would rather you take them where they want to go just so they can enjoy the ride

When you've debated about getting a Chauffer's License so that you can turn your Max into a Taxi because people love to ride in it so much

But then again you think, "Hell NO I wouldn't have that big stupid Taxi sign on my Max

When you plan to go on a trip and there are other cars lined up but everyone rushes to your car and fight over who's going to ride in it

when u see people shake their heads and wonder "how can it be that a family car goes so fast?"
haahhahahhahahaahha

that is always my favorite..

Originally posted by bk2kmax
When you've debated about getting a Chauffer's License so that you can turn your Max into a Taxi because people love to ride in it so much

But then again you think, "Hell NO I wouldn't have that big stupid Taxi sign on my Max

ROFL!!! By the way. In Israel they have 4th gen maximas as Taxi. Orange maximas look sweet, even tho I saw them with taxi logos.


.....When you wash your shoes 4 times in a row before getting into your maxima....
.....When you buy a sandwitch, you cover everything with napkins with a thought "I hope Im not gonna drop the sandwitch on the seat......
.....When you are half way to work and standing at a traffic light, switching into reverse and driving back home at 120 mph in 35mph zone, for something that you forgot, knowing that you will still be able to get to work in time, even tho its 5 minutes till you start.

Originally posted by DiS
.....When you are half way to work and standing at a traffic light, switching into reverse and driving back home at 120 mph in 35mph zone, for something that you forgot, knowing that you will still be able to get to work in time, even tho its 5 minutes till you start.

That's cutting it pretty close :bigthumb:

when everytime you wash and wax your car and find new chips and dings specially on your hood. :mad:

When your wifey calls you and says "Come pick me up honey" and she works an hour and 20 minutes away and you make the journey in 40 minutes doing over 100, even through speed limit signs posted at 55.

When all you can do is think, "What if this thing was Twin Turboed how really sick would it be then."

You know you're a maxima driver when you get your license in a maxima, and all your examiner can say is, "I know you can drive. I know you're a good driver."

But it's your mom's 92... so you buy a 95 SE as soon as you can afford it.

you roll from stoplight to stoplight with the engine barely past idle and it pisses other people off. maybe if they had sunroof, leather, and bose they'd enjoy their ride?

you merge onto the highway at 30 mph. 90 is only 8 seconds away...

you've got a dent in your hood from "making it". you know, for 3100 pounds, nissan had to compromise somewhere...

you have no idea how epa ever got 30 mpg out of your car.

When you're rolling on the highway at 80mph and the engine is only turning at 2600 rpm:iceslolan

Originally posted by jetsam

you have no idea how epa ever got 30 mpg out of your car.

I got 33 once.


You wonder what other cars have such a wide gas mileage range (I've seen from 16.5 all the way to 33mpg).

I've got 34 mpg on the highway.

... people cut you off and its your sole duty to run them off the road by some means :D

You know you're a Max driver when?.. you see your maxima buddies in all the available maxima forums on the net :biggrin: watsup JAY!

666<EPVQ30 did you realize that you were the 666 viewer of this thread?

When you line up a light and the riced out Civics in your town are afraid to line up with you because they know your rep and are afraid to get spanked by the Max.

When you're rollin at 60mph and you see a Regal switchin lanes to try and get next to you, he does and he passes (because you allow him to so that you can show him the power of the VQ from a roll) but you still walk him down and pass him even though you can hear him trying like hell to catch up to you.
:iceslolan

When some punk @ your job wants to race you and says that he has swapped out his Sentra engine and could take you out anyday anytime...

but all he does is talk it and when you're good 2 go all he does is say
"man I'm not stupid, I would never race you!":loser:

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Originally posted by bk2kmax
666<EPVQ30 did you realize that you were the 666 viewer of this thread?


bk2kmax, i think i better take it easy today after that observation. thanks.

Originally posted by JSClark98SE
... people cut you off and its your sole duty to run them off the road by some means :D
"You know you're a lunatic when?"

Originally posted by EPVQ30
You know you're a Max driver when?.. you see your maxima buddies in all the available maxima forums on the net :biggrin: watsup JAY!

HAHA wassup ;)

You know you're a max driver when..

You go driving and you always look at other maximas for the telltale signs of modification (clears)

Originally posted by JSClark98SE


HAHA wassup ;)

You know you're a max driver when..

You go driving and you always look at other maximas for the telltale signs of modification (clears)

no doubt.....I rarely see good looking modded Maxima's....(except my own)

when the front your car has been in a wreck the hood is bent the grill is missing aand you have one headlight and people still complement you on how good your car looks.\

when you go to a bar b-q and your car has more people in it then around the food.

when riced out cars pullup beside you revving so you can hear their intake and you smokem without even hitting the redline.

when you race mustangs aand they ask if u are turbocharged and you are fully stocked.

Originally posted by maximafever
when the front your car has been in a wreck the hood is bent the grill is missing aand you have one headlight and people still complement you on how good your car looks.\

:spit:

Quoted by Maximafever>when you race mustangs aand they ask if u are turbocharged and you are fully stocked.<quoted by me, Yes when I'm fully (stocked) too>with groceries in the trunk, that is
:lol:

When you bring this thread back from the dead just because you keep finding things to say, especially ones you hear from other people.

When someone who owns a Cadillac Catera wants to trade cars with you.

When you wash your car and you pop the hood just to wash under the hood to look at your engine while polishing your FSTB.

When you can convince someone to buy a maxima just by letting them hear your intake and exhaust :D

and yes, I now have followers ;)

You're "flying" down the road and pass a cop with a radar gun hiding behind a bridge
To which he pulls your over, and asks,

"What's your hurry?"

To which you reply, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," says the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I'm responded...

The cop was says "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
the hell does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," you say, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
stretch until it's about 6 foot wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

To which you politely reply, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.....":thefinger

heh heh thought this was a good one!

Originally posted by ChinoX
You're "flying" down the road and pass a cop with a radar gun hiding behind a bridge
To which he pulls your over, and asks,

"What's your hurry?"

To which you reply, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," says the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I'm responded...

The cop was says "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
the hell does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," you say, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
stretch until it's about 6 foot wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

To which you politely reply, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.....":thefinger

heh heh thought this was a good one!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA nice! :D

you consistently take the long way to work.
you conveniently forget something at the grocery store and "have to make a second trip" (oh darn! )
you make excuses to run out to the other office for something quick during the day to get a mid-afternoon VQ fix
you're on the highway in top gear and don't even need to downshift to spank whatever idiot is trying to pull a fast one on you.

you look over at that punk 3-series revving on you and you're not afraid.
you don't fear a WRX from a roll.
when you realize how slow your Accord V6 really was, even with mods!
when your car is cleaner than your house
damn near any mid-size sedan in or close to the Maxima is prey
you see another modded Max (good mods not rice) and you get a warm feeling inside
you love Maxima caravans and Maxima meets, the more the merrier

you love Maxima caravans and Maxima meets, the more the merrier

I'm all about this one! :D

... when you realize the strength of the car, even after 5 accidents...

when your 3.5 V6 is faster than a SC'ed V6 Pontiac Grand Prix. When you look at its competiorts and you can proudly say your car can somke it with little problem and say man they made a sick engine.

...when you're sitting at a red light and can honestly say "i will smoke anything within a 50 car radius or more"

When you piss off the Trans-am guy because your turboed VQ can eat his LS-1 for lunch. So long suckers......

Originally posted by Pick
When you piss off the Trans-am guy because your turboed VQ can eat his LS-1 for lunch. So long suckers......

:biggrin2: :owned:

when someones talks about shaving the burger off and you know exactly what they're talking about... hehehe everyone i tell that i need to shave the burger off they look at me like i got 3 heads.:lol:

When you just got done washing your car and you stomp the gas to make your Max dry quicker. True story..... did it yesterday.

Originally posted by Pick
When you piss off the Trans-am guy because your turboed VQ can eat his LS-1 for lunch. So long suckers......

when you piss on an LS-1 Trans Am stock...and all he can do is wonder!

when you overhear someone talking about getting a new car and you all of a sudden turn into a maxima salesman

Originally posted by Paonessa
when you overhear someone talking about getting a new car and you all of a sudden turn into a maxima salesman

This is one of my favorites.

Originally posted by Paonessa
when you overhear someone talking about getting a new car and you all of a sudden turn into a maxima salesman


i tried this one with a friend of mine.. but he ended up getting a clk320.. oh well i tried.

btw.. that thing is so tight and cramped i'd rather have my VQ.

'maxima salesman'....might be the best quote on here.

u know u drive a maxima when after years of driving it, youre still saying 'jesus christ!' to urself when u floor it