You know you're a Max driver when?

you know it when you are currently dating and having sexual relations with your max.

Originally posted by ManualMaxima
you know it when you are currently dating and having sexual relations with your max.

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Originally posted by Pick


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:bigthumb: :thefinger hahahahaha

Originally posted by ManualMaxima
you know it when you are currently dating and having sexual relations with your max. right in the tailpipe eh?

:attention

right on in there, better with duals though!

:gay: Comments, haha j/k

You know when you get pulled over by a cop who is intent on giving you a ticket but changes his mind as he finally notices and says"Hey, you're driving a Maxima and you say (stupified) duh, "yeah" and he says "I love Maximas I have 2, I can't give you a ticket, slow down and watch your speed, doing 97 in a 55 can be hazardous to you if you get pulled over by another cop who doesn't drive a Maxima."

When you convince your dad to buy a Max by melting first and second gear on the highway onramp, during the test drive.

when on that same test drive, you show them the low RPMs in 5th gear, then down shift to finish off second and then pull third to redline :cool:


when you sell your 1968 Mustang Coupe, with a 289ci V8 and a C4 transmission, in beautiful shape, to pay for part of your 1992 Maxima SE.

When the ricers at high school dont see you as a threat, and you wait until they reach your rear quarter panel, dump the clutch, and pull on them like theres no tommarrow, slam on the brakes so they know your finished and that they are not pulling on you, only to hear the fart can buzz by, and watch them run a redlight so they dont have to line up with you.

When passangers become affraid when you get on the gas because of that insanely throaty intake

When the principle at your high school congradulates you tell you that your car is personally his favorite one at the school car show, only to find out that he drives a 4th gen Maxima. You offer to work on his car, but are told 'its a maxima, it only needs oil' with a playful nudge (back in my Jr. year, when I had my 93 SE).

When you crash your 93 SE Auto, get a PITA wreckless driving, deal with lots of court crap (still wont go away), and pay over $4000 a year for basic insurance, then you buy a 92 VE 5spd, making everyone wonder, did he learn?

When your at a stop light and you know the other persons going to bite, you know that if there is a cop around, your not going to be the guy with the lights in his rear view mirror (3rd gens atleast ;))

-MrGone

When ricerz in Civics ask you, "You think I can buy your Muffler?"

You just laugh and think to yourself, Damn, 5th Gen Muffler is the shizzy forizzy:)

when your roomate rides home from the bars with you for the first time and exclaims..."damn that thing feels alot faster than my LS!!!"

when your 4th GEN n a your boddy in a 3rd GEN MAX Smoke and play CAT N MOUSE with 2 SI Hondas.
Smoke them stop, Smoke then Stop, Smoke them Stop, n u know the rest.

When you are at a light n a honda pulls nex to u n lines up n starts to show off his car n all u do is hit the gass in neutral n all hi thoes is look at u with his eyes wide open, then the greeeeen cums up n u go n u hit the curve still spinig out n u r 2 cars ahead off him, n he just hits a left so he wont have to line up nex to u again.

When you are at a light n a honda pulls nex to u n lines up n starts to show off his car n all u do is hit the gass in neutral n all hi thoes is look at u with his eyes wide open, then the greeeeen cums up n u go n u hit the curve still spinig out n u r 2 cars ahead off him, n he just hits a left so he wont have to line up nex to u again.
sounds like you're writing this and driving at the same time.

sounds like you're writing this and driving at the same time.
Hell YEAH :rofl: :biggrin: :iceslolan

sounds like you're writing this and driving at the same time.
lemme rephrase. you know you're a max driver when...
you race people and document it at the same time. :)

when you rev up the engine while passing alongside a hondah just so he knows your Max sounds a HELLofALOT better with the exhausts and intake than his honda will ever be able to

...when someone asks you "why don't you just buy a (fill in with random ricer car) and you just get that dreamy "if-you-only-knew" smile plastered straight across your face...

...when someone asks you "why don't you just buy a (fill in with random ricer car) and you just get that dreamy "if-you-only-knew" smile plastered straight across your face...
...as you mash the gas and redline 3rd gear at just shy of 100 mph and tell them that's why.

...as you mash the gas and redline 3rd gear at just shy of 100 mph and tell them that's why.

couldn't have said it better myself...LOL
(and i think we should make that an EVIL GRIN, not a dreamy one...LOL)

when u smoke yer friend that just got a $36000 used 540i and u only paid 6 for your nintey8 gle :lol2:

You know your a Max driver when the first thing you do when you get home is open the hood and appreciate that finely engineered power plant. The second thing you do is get a beer and keep appreciating.
you can set a glass of water down on the intake manifold at idle and there's no ripples
you can rev to limiter as many times as you want and not worry.
you can ride your Max at over 6000 rpm every single day at least 5 times a day, for the past 1825 days (5 years) and still not worry about a thing other than oil changes.
WOT at 6600rpm in third gear going 130mph(automagic)without a fear of death
your able to star in one of the greatest videos of all time, "The Pike Full".
the guys at the road course can't believe you're driving a Maxima and passing them like they're in Yugos.
you pass a ES 300 and you are at 3/4 throttle and laughing at him while he is at WOT and still losing
you find yourself spending more money on gas than food.

...thought the thread was dead...

You know your a Max driver when you're flying to Vegas and the plane taking off feels like your car launching at a stoplight.

...when you launch on some kid in a Ford Ranger and he won't even make eye contact at the next light.
...when some fool in an SUV tries to run you off the road, so you run up on him and he can't lose you. (true story) The guy almost flipped his Explorer to trying to get away. It took me a week to convince my wife to get back in the car with me. :uhoh:

when doing 30 in a 35 zone with a ton of cops at 1am and ur afraid to touch the pedal cause u know ur gonna pass 50

when u pull into a parking lot with Beamers, Benzes and exotics and u still think ur Max is the sh!t!

when always keep a roll of paper towels and windex in ur car

when u pull up to ur driveway on a sunny day and dont go in for 30 min cause ur cleaning ur Max

when u look forward to merging into a highway....hehe :iceslolan

when ur proud gettin out of ur car even though it was made in '93 :smokin:

your sister in the passenger seat putting her against the dash board screaming " We are gonna die" When i am taking her to work.

when you do it in the back seat and your first kids nickname is "vq"

****You know your One of us*** when you have been threw so many accidents and 10 cars in the matter of 5 years.....because you lived dangerously.................................But your afraid to take the governor off your car.....because of the power on the MAXIMA

When you can drop guys with NOS ont the freeway... With 3 other people in your stock max.

when you absolutely need to get 4dsc decals for your rear side windows just to get a kick out of people looking and wondering what it means.

when your max looks completely stock but sounds mean as hell.

when you can get 30mpg on the hiway in a v6!

when you can spit fire out of the exhaust on your n/a.

when your friend who is building an sr20 powered 240sx keeps insisting on driving your maxima, albeit if it's just around the block.

when you can fit 10 people in your car.

when your parents dont want you to sell it because you've just grown up enough to get a "family car" :evillol:

when a supra pulls up to you, slows down to match your speed, and starts revving :iceslolan (someone actually knowledgeable about the power of the max!)

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thanks guys for bringing back my maxima pride! :) im bookmarking this place so i can always come back when i have doubts about changing rides, so i can re-assure myself about how good and nice this car really is, and how very few cars within a $10,000 price gap can't match it's performance, looks, sound, space, gas mileage and overall specs.

...when your dad goes and buys a 5th gen cuz he likes your so much...

...thought the thread was dead...

You know your a Max driver when you're flying to Vegas and the plane taking off feels like your car launching at a stoplight.

...when you launch on some kid in a Ford Ranger and he won't even make eye contact at the next light.
...when some fool in an SUV tries to run you off the road, so you run up on him and he can't lose you. (true story) The guy almost flipped his Explorer to trying to get away. It took me a week to convince my wife to get back in the car with me. :uhoh:

My threads never die......they just come back around like bellbottom pants and hiphuggers.:lol2:

My threads never die......they just come back around like bellbottom pants and hiphuggers.:lol2:
Hmmm. Hip huggers. I never really like them until I saw 'Pink' in a pair. It will make you think...thoughts. You know - THOUGHTS.

When you got this car for your wife, now it stalls whenever it feels like it, and now she grabbed my 740 IL and I drive the max. :banghead:

When your sister is trying to find people to race for you at high school. Huh fucking Neons and hondas i tell you. LOL

When u go to 30mph in 1st, 60 mph in 2nd, 90mph in 3rd, 120mph in 4th, and who the hell knows how fast in 5th.
When ur girl is beside u saying (get em) to every sports car that tries to pass.
when u dont have 5th gear for 2 years(no lie) and still doing 120mph.
When u go to 30mph in 1st, 60 mph in 2nd, 90mph in 3rd, 120mph in 4th, and who the hell knows how fast in 5th.
When ur daughter call u speed racer.
When ur best friend just got a 911 and is finally happy he has a car vfaster than urs !!!!!!!!!!

whenever you leave your ride you stare at it at an angle and then from a distance and say damn thats a sedan.......

how about when you're passed by an emergency vehicle(ambulance, cop car) and you catch back up to him while driving at your cruising speed.

when ur showing off to everyone your hot ride/family sedan

when you drop the clutch at 3grand and smoke tires

when you roll up to your friends rides and your the only one with a max....

Or when you roll up to say what's up to a dude you know and his honey starts jockin your whip.

...thought the thread was dead...

You know your a Max driver when you're flying to Vegas and the plane taking off feels like your car launching at a stoplight.

...when you launch on some kid in a Ford Ranger and he won't even make eye contact at the next light.
...when some fool in an SUV tries to run you off the road, so you run up on him and he can't lose you. (true story) The guy almost flipped his Explorer to trying to get away. It took me a week to convince my wife to get back in the car with me. :uhoh:

why would you want your wife in your car? my mom is alwasy buggin my dad.

why would you want your wife in your car? my mom is always buggin my dad.

No offense, but the reason is something that only guys who gotta woman can understand.

No offense, but the reason is something that only guys who gotta woman can understand.

lol

...when every time you approach your car you get that smile on your face like you got laid for the first time

...when you're ready to shoot anyone who even slightly touches your car, especially if you just washed it

...when you spend more time with your car than with your girl

...when people driving luxury german cars give you props

when you name your sedan "Jessica" because it's black on black "Dark Angel" = Jessica Alba.

...when getting groceries is the last thing on your list when driving this grocery getter

...when rice drivers give you mad looks for smoking them, althou you drove it your usual gas-save style

...when you treat WRX owners like they drive Civics :smokin:

when ever since you were little your uncle owned a max so you said to yourself I will get one too....

when you tell yourself that you won't buy anything else for your ride but you always, always end up getting something eventually

When your daughter tells your wife that she wants to take daddy's car because it's super fast...

When your talking to a relative who's owned a 1976 model vette, trucks, SUV's, 1100cc bikes but when talks about his wife's Max his eys light up...and you understand why.

When you race a Lancer EVO on the highway with a passenger and a trunk full of luggage and run neck and neck with him (even though he is by himself) and he gives you the thumbs up.

You hit 100mph + and the car actually feels like it is riding smoother than at highway speeds.

I love it!!!!!!!

Dubbya

When you see the the cry baby look on the face of the driver who is upset cus he just got whopped by a "family sedan" in their honduh "sports car"

When youre doin 85mph at 2900rpm and a riced out honduh civic has to rev just to catch up, you know you a Max driver.

I just wanted to bring this post back to the first page.,. I enjoy reading this.

...when you declare war on neighborhood birds for crapping on your freshly washed, waxed and buffed Maxima.
...when you wash and wax your Maxima three times in one weekend because it rained on Saturday and Sunday.
...when you wash and wax your Maxima regardless of upcoming weather.
...when your VQ-fix is one of the most stress relieving parts of your day.

~THT

When driving in traffic AT the speed limit makes you squirm in your seat like a little kid that needs to go to the bathroom.

When you take off from a light, not expecting to beat anyone, and a few moments later, everyone else is half a block away.

When you give the ricers a head start before you fly by them. :)

When you joke about your friend's newer MAXIMA badge being a lot smaller than your older one... "At least they can see exactly what I'm driving when I'm a block away"

haha... I could go on and on...

-Alex

When you joke about your friend's newer MAXIMA badge being a lot smaller than your older one... "At least they can see exactly what I'm driving when I'm a block away"

haha... I could go on and on...

-Alex


i dont get that last one.

95 and 96 Maximas have large, spaced M A X I M A lettering on the back. 97 and later is a bit smaller, looks kinda like M_A_X_I_M_A (it's actually a single piece) 2000 and on, lettering got WAY smaller, same on the 04/05 models. So, the easiest ones to see are the older 95/96 style badging.

-Alex

I love this forum. Love reading it all gets better everytime. Just felt like bringing it back for good old times....:bananasmi:bananasmi:bananasmi:bananasmi: bananasmi:bananasmi:bananasmi:bananasmi:bananasmi: bananasmi