Explain your name or die!

Sorry I looked through that thread and couldn't find what your name ment, so I googled T.S and it came up with T.S=Transexualohhh funny man. He made a funny. Bet you feel all warm and fuzzy now. :rolleyes: So out of all the clever funny things one can come up with, you come up that it means transexual. Okay fine, I'm transexual, what of it. Does it make you feel better, make you more manly, or are you waiting for an opportunity to come out of the closet yourself. :rolleyes:

Seriously, don't throw this thread off topic by poking fun at me or my name at the expense of the other members having a good time in a thread. Next time I'll just ship you to Banlandia (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=517725) where you can really meet real transexuals doing what they do best. :grinyes:
(No offense to any real transexuals in the forum) :wink:

but there's decent evidence of that possibility :D
You just had to post that pic didn't you. btw, For newcomers that was the annual Colombian parade here in NY 3 years ago.

Now can we back to the topic at hand.

btw I added that :popcorn: smiley to the list of smileys.

TS out (but not as much as Ralliart is)

ohhh funny man. He made a funny. Bet you feel all warm and fuzzy now. :rolleyes: So out of all the clever funny things one can come up with, you come up that it means transexual. Okay fine, I'm transexual, what of it. Does it make you feel better, make you more manly, or are you waiting for an opportunity to come out of the closet yourself. :rolleyes:

Seriously, don't throw this thread off topic by poking fun at me or my name at the expense of the other members having a good time in a thread. Next time I'll just ship you to Banlandia (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=517725) where you can really meet real transexuals doing what they do best. :grinyes:
(No offense to any real transexuals in the forum) :wink:

You just had to post that pic didn't you. btw, For newcomers that was the annual Colombian parade here in NY 3 years ago.

Now can we back to the topic at hand.

btw I added that :popcorn: smiley to the list of smileys.

TS out (but not as much as Ralliart is)

Lol I just knew you were one of the more harsher Mods, so I thought well I'm bored at work with nothing to look forward to So I decided to test the waters :icon16: , I also find it funny when you reply in such a formal/serious manner to those who post out of bounds, I just like the I am the Law attitude lol, should call you judge dread........................ Now you should end with saying I am the law instead of T.S out at the end of your posts :evillol:

You mean with this..

http://www.santafemods.com/images/Other/ModJokes/TSJudgeDredd.JPG

damn it, now you are making me go off topic. Thats it mister, I'm banning you. See you in Banlandia.


:p

TS out (banning Ralliart)

I told you you would use that pic at some point.

btw I added that :popcorn: smiley to the list of smileys.

YESS!!! sweet move TS

MM out

YESS!!! sweet move TS

MM out


doesnt have the same ring, you sound like a candy

Pretty simple when I joined I had my truck. A 1996 dodge indy ram, special edition from the 1996 indy 500

btw I added that :popcorn: smiley to the list of smileys.

TS out (but not as much as Ralliart is)

Sweet.


And you gotta love that pic of the Banlandian love boat. If you look closely you can just make out the transsexuals on the bridge.

turtlecrxsi...
turtle - I like turtles
crx si - I have one

turtlecrxsi - a car I own that is slow as a turtle...

I have a big round head, and I love Peanuts, thus it fitted properly to be the nick name of Charlie Brown, That Round Headed Kid....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/chinster20/chuck.gif

hehe...charlie brown

and yes TS, any chance I get the pic goes up!!!

Hi names Brody thats about it

hehe...charlie brown

and yes TS, any chance I get the pic goes up!!!

That's it, keep poking at the tiger with a stick.

Click here (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t517725.html) for a review of your fate.

Or maybe here. (http://www.mmmpretty.com/commercial/dismembered.jpg)


:lol:

If he wants to become a Banlandian citizen, let him follow his heart. We need the tax dollars... I need a new yacht

He can poke all he wants, it takes more than that to push me over the edge. But one day, just one day his user name will mysteriously change to Puff Muffin. :iceslolan

TS out

Shumyyal (my name)+ Spyder (type of Eclipse)= Shpyder

and to think I hate math.

He can poke all he wants, it takes more than that to push me over the edge. But one day, just one day his user name will mysteriously change to Puff Muffin. :iceslolan

TS out

wouldn't Muff Puffin be better?

got it from my favorite dane cook skit.

"i'll tell you what dream used to scare me when i was a little kid, used to actually totally give me nightmares. remember those koolaid commercials? where that big talking bowl of punch would come crashing through your fucking wall in your living room. you wouldn't even know..PFF!! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! right and the little kids were all excited they were like, yes! yes! and then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open dumb head. he would pour himself, OH YEAH! OH YEAH! him and his crazy tights. i don't like that, i don't like it when juice wears tights. its a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights. fuck drinkin out of him, if that was me i'd be like, no no you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work, he's gonna beat me with a belt he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here. you stupid idiot. yeah comin through the wall is real fuckin cool. using the front door is cool, don't touch me you drink!! don't touch me you giant beverage! you are sweating or condensating and i will kick you in the tights and you will go down you're very top heavy! you glass bitch. you glass bastard. oh yeah! OH NO! naughty naughty koolaid! oh yeah?? no.no.."

it's way funnier when you actually hear him doing it. i <3 dane cook! he's a sexy BAMF

As much as I try to hate Dane Cook (and I don't really know why) reading that has me dying! Maybe its cuase I remember those damn commercials.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ISBIzPeq9C4


family guy skit with koolaid man

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eOnDvrKtbgU&mode=related&search=

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pn6KErRpNiM

My brother got me into Dane Cook. Funny as shit man.

My name: Calvin and Hobbes. #1 comic strip next to Peanuts. Can't get any simpler than that.

I need to get the box set...

Why does the way dane cook talk remind me of tom green?

Anyway, i guess dane cook is a bit of a little bitch on stage. Sotrming off stage in a hissy fit because someone said something about his jokes and such.

Replicants were the name for the androids in Bladerunner... eight refers to the fact that in the draft script there's an eight replicant that got dropped out of the screenplay (assuming of course, that Deckard is the seventh).

It's a reference to Bruce Springsteen's epic tune "Jungleland" from the Born to Run album.
The Magic Rat was a New Jersey gangster, as the lyrics go:

And the Magic Rat drove his sleek machine over the Jersey state line
Barefoot girl sitting on the hood of a Dodge
Drinking warm beer in the soft summer rain
The Rat pulls into town, rolls up his pants
Together they take a stab at romance and disappear down Flamingo Lane

Well the Maximum Lawman run down Flamingo chasing the Rat and the barefoot girl...........................

By the end of the song, the Magic Rat ends up shot dead.:frown:

Pretty self-explanatory wouldn't you say? (And no there is no need to post whore a comment to my rhetorical question).

yeah, i'd say so (i'm sorry, i had to. i only did it because you told me not to)

well im from stone mountain...around here, we call it "the mound" or "stone mound" cuz its not really a amountain, more like a big 1200 foot tall rock. o and i drive a camaro......stone mound camaro

My name is Richard. Two syllables?

my favorite car of all time is the ZL1 camaro built in 1969 (COPO 9560) then recreated in 2002 by GMMG using B4C police camaros as a basis for the new ZL1. also both times hand built 427 engines were used. so heres my name decoded:

ZL1- code for the special race engine used in camaros and corvettes.
power- the 1969 engine was under rated at 430hp but really made about 600. the 2002 phase 3 C5R LS based engine was rated at 600hp but probably made more. phase 1 made 400hp and phase 2 made 475hp.
69 - the original ZL1 was made in 1969 and in both 69 and 02 only 69 were made. only 2 ZL1 vettes were made.

I drive a 2002 Civic Si....i figured out i could take the SI and replace the Ci and it still sounds the same....it only took me 3 weeks to figure that out.

How long did it take for you to figure out you could just replace the C and leave the I? :wink:

Mine stands for my 2 favorite cars, or atleast the one's I like when I made this name.

Xeven is a nickname for a RX7. You know Seven + R"X"7 = Xeven.

Skyline ofcourse being the GT-R.

How long did it take for you to figure out you could just replace the C and leave the I? :wink:

apparently about 2 years...

I drive a 93 Sol and I used to be hardcore into car audio.

apparently about 2 years...
:rofl:

In college most of my friends called me redneck and i'm a Security Officer at a state hospital. Alot of the patients call me that as well so I figured why not.

Last name is Cook. There are two Kyle's that hang in our group so I got the nickname i guess. I didn't like it at first, but it stuck, really bad. My teachers called me it, one durring a percussion show announced that "The Cack" inspired this song. HAHA. even some announcements were for The Cack. It origionated from The Cheat on homestarrunner I think. There are many variations but the origional is the cack. Others are; Cack, thecackster (username), Cackie (girls usually), Cackn'ator (rarlely). A neighbor last year drew cool picture that said Cackn' Aint Easy.

Well mine is the name of our race team

Lonely Driver-A driver who enjoys road racing and is commited to being single. It is used to describe single young men or women who get their emotional fulfillment from driving cars. Referred to as 'lonely' because they usually do not have girlfriends or boyfriends (or the lack of finding/keeping one), they spend their nights driving and racing other drivers.

Lonely Driver-A driver who enjoys road racing and is commited to being single. It is used to describe single young men or women who get their emotional fulfillment from driving cars. Referred to as 'lonely' because they usually do not have girlfriends or boyfriends (or the lack of finding/keeping one), they spend their nights driving and racing other drivers.


Either you worship Initial D or you've had some really shitty relationships.

Shitty Relationships...and I've seen Initial D, pretty cool show though I'm not not into anime

relationships cost to much money too...women ask for too much and I hate spending money on anything other than my car.

I heard that man, but still, I can't have one without the other. Both are a pain in the ass ofcourse, but both can be oh so pleasurable, haha.

As for the money spending, I gotta say cars are way more exspensive. When a girl gets sick, sometimes they just need a $3.50 bottle a nyquil. When my car gets "sick", its $180 for 2 CV axles.

Well, when I was in my latest relationship. Me and my girlfriend got into this really big fight...I dont really like talking about it so I'm going to make a long story short.

She said to me "Thats it! You need to decide between your car or me!"

And you know what I did?

I pointed and said "Theres the door."

Well, when I was in my latest relationship. Me and my girlfriend got into this really big fight...I dont really like talking about it so I'm going to make a long story short.

She said to me "Thats it! You need to decide between your car or me!"

And you know what I did?

I pointed and said "Theres the door."

relationships cost to much money too...women ask for too much and I hate spending money on anything other than my car.

you're totally pathetic and quite full of shit too.

you've emotionally detached yourself from the opposite sex because you're so self-centred and selfish that you'd never choose to spend money on a girlfriend over your car.

you can't deal with arguments so you break off your relationship and spend money on your car to make yourself feel better because deep down you know how sad and pathetic it is that you lack the competence to deal with certain situations.

But Chris, it works good. You just don't understand.

I'd still prefer the touch over the "right" woman than my car.

Get this thread back on course with no flaming or I will have it closed.

TS

My name and my old high school football numbers.

It says I'm an AF Fanatic.

Get this thread back on course with no flaming or I will have it closed.

TS

Dammit, when did TS turn into NakiTheMod?


Two years away and the same thread topic is at the top of COT......
Good to be back:smokin:

Dammit, when did TS turn into NakiTheMod?


Two years away and the same thread topic is at the top of COT......
Good to be back:smokin:


What the hell is going on here? I wasn't aware there were any flying pigs around.

I'm so confused! :screwy:

Holyyy Shiti(itt Shit Holy Shit Its Naki

Dude!!


Fucking Keving Man!