game: 186 [objects] walk into a bar

:coolguy:

This is one of those improv comedy games I'm so fond of... Let's see how well it translates to a forum format. ;)

An object is chosen. That object the become the subject in a joke with the following format:

186 [objects] walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve [objects] here."
So the [objects] say, "[punchline]"

example: object = banana186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "Well, I guess we better split!"

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Now, this is a pun-driven game, so not every punchline will be a side splitter. In fact 99% will be groaners, but they're fun too. :p

Let's start with bananas, since I just used the most obvious punchline, but I'm sure you clever kids can come up with half a dozen more... ;)

Please copy the whole joke as I have written it out, then add your punchlines. :D

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186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "[:hehe:]"

They do this at the "comedy sports" show here in town... It's pretty funny.

186 bannanas walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bannanas here."
So the bannanas say, "That's okay, this dive isn't very aPEELing anyways..."

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "thats ok we want beer, not bananas"
:rolleyes:

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "We'll just SLIP out the back then"

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "We APEEL to your better judgement"

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "That's okay, a bunch of us just wanna hang around..."

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "Sorry, thought this was a juice bar."

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "That's OK, the smell in here is making us green."

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, " "
nothing you idiot, Bananas can't talk:D

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "So fuckin what, I'm thirsty not hungry":rolleyes:

Excellent, guys! :DOriginally posted by ci5ic
They do this at the "comedy sports" show here in town... It's pretty funny.I used to perform in my High School's Comedy Sportz team. We played agains other schools. and were sponsored by the pros down in Hollywood. It was awesome; I love that stuff!

I don't know if any of you watch the new Who's Line..., but Jeff Davis, who's one of the guys who's sometimes on there, was one of the 'coaches' for our team. That was a pleasure working with him! :o

Okay, no more bananas today... Let's try (suggestion from my wife) : book

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "Well, we're BOUND to find someplace that will..."

;)

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "[:)]"

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "Can you read me something?"

:rolleyes:

I like Taz's the best! :D

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say,"Hey man! My spine is broken!"

Yeah, I know! I'm on a roll! :p

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "Okay, we'll LEAF..."

:silly2:

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "What a NOVEL concept."

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "But we'll pay the COVER."

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "this is a bust. BOOK em Danno."

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "But all we want is a banana........"

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "I don't want a book I want a beer "


sorry all but I just had to do it:D

186 books walk into a bar
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve books here"
The books say "I just want to know if I left me Physics PAPER BACK here:


:rolleyes:

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So one of the the books says, "thats alright I'm an instructional booklet."

LOL @ Moss :p

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So one of the the books says, "Would you PAGE us if you change your mind?"

:silly2:

Originally posted by jay@af
LOL @ Moss :p

Don't encourage him! :finger: :silly2:

Come one Jay, change the "object"!

Originally posted by Damien
Come one Jay, change the "object"!
SilverStoneS2000: please name any object
iamadot: car
SilverStoneS2000: lol
SilverStoneS2000: one track mind

Car it is... :p You know the format now... ;)

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So one of the the cars says,"Oh well, it's not like we can A Ford anything"

:D

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So one of the the cars says,"That's a shame,we were planning to get tanked"

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So one of the the cars says, "Come on! We're exhausted!"

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So one of the the cars says "That book stole my physics paper I left HON DA table



(Say it out loud):rolleyes:

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So one of the the cars says,"Hey buddy don't PORSCHE your luck."

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So one of the the cars says,"Oh WHEELy, we must have the wrong bar then."

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, "Don't make us CLUTCH your throat and THROTTLE you!" :mad:

:silly2:

So, you think this game is worth a new thread for each object? Or keep it all in one? It's hard to figure out when to change it...

Only make a new thread if this one goes down to far! :D

Change it after there have been at least 10 posts about maybe or just change it but let people continue on what they want. :cool:

Or let other people change the object!!!

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, "Maybe we'll just have to find a self-serve bar!"

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, "Oh, we thought this was a strut bar..."

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, "Aw, c'mon!, We're just looking to get wrecked!"

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, "Don't blow a gasket, man! We just want some beer!"

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, "Would you serve us anyways if we flashed you our headlights?"

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, "Damn, could you INDICATE a bar that will then?" ;)

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, "Well that comes as a SHOCK" ;)

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, "c'mon man, I just need something to give me a BOOST" ;)

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, "Jay, we need a new [object]" :sun:

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, "Well that's not surprising after all we are in Utah, we were actually looking for Boingo82 ?"

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars say, How bout a drink for a STROKE?

186 cars walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cars here."
So the cars said absolutely nothing, and just PIST ON everything.

LOL, I can't be here to change it all the time... :p :finger: Change it when it's dead...

Try 'Phone'.

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Why? Are you too BUSY?"

I know peepes! If you read my post :finger4:

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wait a sec, I'm busy. So, can ya hear me now? Ok, can you hear me now?"
So the phones say, ":finger4:"

I was having a new thread of each object... too much? I figure they'd each get 10-15 replies, then die...

but I don't want to flood the forum... :o

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "BRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG us some beer mate!"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Did we miss LAST CALL?"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Sorry, we must have gotten our wires crossed..."

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "How you gonna TELE PHONE he can't have no beer?!"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Well we're TAPPED for cash anyways."

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Don't make us # you!"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Doesn't matter. You got a telephone in the back we can use?"

:rolleyes:

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Can you TRANSFER us to another bar?"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "BEEP BOOP BEE-BEEP BOP BOOP BIP"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "3825 968!"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "If you would like us to leave, please press 1. If you will serve us beer, please press 2"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Well then, t's a good thing we're MOBILE PHONES"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "We're just here to put our numbers on the wall in the bathroom" :rolleyes:

meh.

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "I think we're getting a bad SIGNAL here, did you say no beer?"

186 Phones walk into a bar
The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve phones here"
So the phone say "Gggrrrrrr........Give us a drink or we'll RING your neck

Originally posted by ci5ic
meh. So change it. Just ask anyone around you, or any random person on AIM, etc. for an everyday object. :p

how about URINALS

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "Don't PISS us off or your a dead man":monkeypis

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "All we want is a cake!"

:p

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "Just give me a drink and stop making an ass of yourself!

or

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "Stop being a dick and give me a drink!


:angel: :p

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "Come on man, we're just looking for a place to flush away our worries"

LOL @ Damien!!! :pOriginally posted by Spec2 Girl
"Just give me a drink and stop making an ass of yourself!"Umm... What do you do with a urinal? :huh:

186 British urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve British urinals here."
So the British urinals say, "Eh, wot? You're just taking the PISS, eh?"

(same word as tazdev; different context. :p)

:lol2: