friday night lover part 2

Dang now you two got me addicted.

Dang now you two got me addicted.
Addictiowned


I LOVE IT!!! :evillol:

Ha look your in my sig.

Uhhh I've been in your sig for at least a week now. If I didn't see it, I should have my vision checked.

lol, to answer ur question nichole, i really wouldnt care, if i didnt get any disease's or whatever. u gotta understand that we used to go to the bar together almost everyday and leave with other people. you also have to understand that when we first started bangin, i was with like three other girls, and she knew all about em. one was her friend. she has also seen me with girls out at the bar on multiple occasions.... i guess when i was younger i was a real jealous boyfriend and it tortured me. now i just dont give a crap. if she still comes over my house, i know im doin something right... im far from looking for a marriage, so why does it really matter? one of my bootycalls had a boyfriend, that didnt bother me either. i guess i was too extremely jealous when i was younger, and now i realize jealousy gets u nowhere. girls hate when guys are jealous little babies...... they like it when u dont give them rules or boundries, but in the same, i get no boundries! if it comes to a point where we cant handle each other doing our own thing, thats when a relationship would come into play. id rather a natural relationship then a forced one..

so she calls me wed at like 5 while im at work and she asks me what im doing that night. i say nothing, she says call me later....i call her at 630 while walking my dog, and she says, ill b there in a minute. she comes over and drinks a bottle of wine, me a forty(old school baby).. we smoke, etc, then she starts rambling about all these guys. i listen to her stories, which were boring as hell, then she starts saying, "u and me, were just friends" i reply with ya, so...... she says, were not doing it anymore. i reply with oooook, ur loss... then she says, "im drunk, i gotta go." i say c ya later... its funny cause i know she was thinking about sex, or she wouldnt of even brought it up. but i stood my ground and didnt budge. any bets on what happens tonight? it is friday u know.........lol

after reading that...that woman's gonna make you crazy...seriously...i believe she has some underlining issues going on

some? its called bipolar, id say 90 percent of women ive run into have it....lol its like shes fighting herself!

Maybe she has a date with one of those other guys tonight. She may still call you though...

nah, i know one of them and he lives in new jersey. the other one is some douchebag. she trys to talk about guys to get me jealous, but i could give a fock about that.... i bet she has dinner ready at my house before i even get home! oh well, i got some bangin bud, so ill probably just get commatoasted....... i still put money on me hittin that shit tonight..

Nicely played sir. She'll be back, and tomorrow afternoon you'll be posting something like this:

"so we all went out to the bar tonight. we didnt talk for pretty much the whole time at the bar and she kept talking to guys, probably trying to get me jealous again. so we all went back to my house to chill for a little while and i went to my room. she followed me in there and started talking about some bs for a min. but we wound up messin around again as soon as we were done, she said she had to leave. meh"

There, I saved you a post :thumbsup:

Nicely played sir. She'll be back, and tomorrow afternoon you'll be posting something like this:

"so we all went out to the bar tonight. we didnt talk for pretty much the whole time at the bar and she kept talking to guys, probably trying to get me jealous again. so we all went back to my house to chill for a little while and i went to my room. she followed me in there and started talking about some bs for a min. but we wound up messin around again as soon as we were done, she said she had to leave. meh"

There, I saved you a post :thumbsup:

"00accord44, he does the whoring, so you don't have to."

haha, sounds right on. but itll end with her saying she wants to smoke some of my bangin weed, then we go in my room, smoke, and i then the molesting begins.......hahaha

"00accord44, he does the whoring, so you don't have to."
Damn straight. Soon I'll start charging

haha, sounds right on. but itll end with her saying she wants to smoke some of my bangin weed, then we go in my room, smoke, and i then the molesting begins.......hahaha
You're quite diabolical

well, at least accord is humoring me with this, i like to talk during work, but i work with a bunch of douchebags that dont get laid, so u guys get to hear it instead....lol

...i work with a bunch of douchebags that dont get laid, so u guys get to hear it instead....lol
you turn to the internet to escape douchebags that don't get laid? Thats a bold venture.

I get laid, but I don't know about that whole non-douchebag thing

hahaha, sure there's internerds, but i like to believe that not all of us on here are dorks.... funny thing about last friday, when we were bangin, she says"u seemed like u were in heaven" im thinkin of, coarse i am, im gettin laid and im fucked up... then she says afterwords, we have goooood sex dont we..? i should of said,"ive had better..."haha, like liar liar...anyway, it was definately a compliment after the week befores activities..... so. fact, she likes havin sex with me, so why does she put up a front everytime? its like she wants me to be the one that starts it, so she cant feel guilty.... what a freak....

Chris (as in ghost), you're going to hell.

seriously, you're going to hell.

same even when you're married...i don't like initiating sex all the time...makes it seem like that's all i want...not all the time though

same even when you're married...i don't like initiating sex all the time...makes it seem like that's all i want...not all the time though

That's what gave me diabetes...

That's what gave me diabetes...

"excessive" sex can cause diabetes???

"excessive" sex can cause diabetes???

Yep... too much sugar...


:naughty:

same even when you're married...i don't like initiating sex all the time...makes it seem like that's all i want...not all the time though
:werd: even though I may want to have sex 23 hours out of the day (I need 1 hour for sleep and food), it would be nice to not have to be the one that starts it every time. I feel like some kind of superfreak pervert. But she says if she starts it, she feels like some kind of whore. I then told her I like whores. That didn't go over too well :disappoin

lol, so heres another part to this. my good friend(chris believe it or not..) always hits on karoline everytime we go out. hes also around most fridays with us. so anyway, when i went to the movies with her on a wed. he got all jealous and was like, wtf, are they like going out or something? and my friend says, no they're just banging. now, it was wrong of my friend to rat me out cause its supposed to b a secret. so of coarse he asks me whats going on. i say maybe we did it a few times. then i say, its karoline for christ's sake, we've know her for years, we are far from dating... and its not really ur business anyway. he says, well, i know how u roll, so i figured u were bangin her.... i say "whatever..." so today i go home from work, and chris is chillen with my roomate, and he says, whatcha doing tonight, chillin with ur girlfriend? i wanted to f'in wack him in the face! jealous bastard. to fill ya in, hes probably gotten laid by 2 different girls this YEAR! hes far from a pimp. his life revolves around what i do, and hes nosey as a mofo.. lasttime we went to the bar, we were talkin bout a girl. i told him go for it. he got shot down in literally 2 seconds. i made my approach 20 minutes later, and she was like in love with me. funny how much some people suck at picking up girls. i guaranty he says something stupid to karoline and she gets mad at me. cockblockin mofo..... hes done shit like that in the past, so it wouldnt surprise me...

ps, i like whores 2!:evillol:

Please tell him to change his name. He's ruining our rep as Chrises. You should join the crew, but he is definitely not allowed :nono:

Then we can get a sign similar to this
http://www.mandys-web.de/images/Simpsons/no%20Homers%20Club.jpg

we call him chrisb, or chrispy...his lastname beigins with a b. im down with the crew, c and c music factory?lol

my wife said she was my hoe :)

we call him chrisb, or chrispy...his lastname beigins with a b.
:eek: NOOO! My last name starts with P so this one girl calls me Chrispy sometimes. Theres only room on this earth for one Chrispy. One of us must die. Tell him to meet me at sundown and bring a pistol.... its on

my wife said she was my hoe :)
I'm sure you're very proud :p

ur wife should b ur personal hoe, right? lol, ok, ill tell him to take 10 paces, u could just take eight. then i we wont have to worry about C.B. ....................C. ock B. locker..hahahaha

i think if i called Nicole "my ho" i'd find myself single.

if shes ur hoe, then ur a pimp and have many hoes!!!

if shes ur hoe, then ur a pimp and have many hoes!!!

then i'm not a pimp, nor do i have many hoes...

i suggest u dont call her a hoe then....hahaha! so do u guys live near each other? or is it strickly internet webcam lovin?

yeah its kind of one of those double standards thing. us ladies can call ourselves "your ho" but we'd rather you not call us "your ho". and that's very true about girls being apprehensive to make the first move, cuz we do get called whores, sluts or desperate bitches for that.

the social double standards about physical stuff between girls and guys suck. so chris gets laid and stuff and everyone is alright dude, way to go. if i girl came on here and bragged about how much dick she was getting, i guarantee not a single personal would be like "alright for her, way to go girl!" oh well.

and whats up with her yelling at you during sex? have you told her that doesn't help you give it to her better?

so do u guys live near each other?

it's London to Florida. roughly 4,350 miles.

:evillol: ahhh webcams a must!

and ya, i told her that its supposed to b relaxing, but ur makin this a stressful experience!! and true, if u did talk aboud how much cock u got, we'd probably think bad things, or try to get ur number......:naughty:

if a girl came on here and bragged about how much dick she was getting, i guarantee not a single personal would be like "alright for her, way to go girl!"

not always true, i have a friend who has a LOT of sex, and of course, she tells me all about it.

"oh my god, i met this guy last night! he was sooooooo buff! and we went back to his place etc etc..."

"that's nice..."

sounds like karoline....

she told you about me?

not always true, i have a friend who has a LOT of sex, and of course, she tells me all about it.

"oh my god, i met this guy last night! he was sooooooo buff! and we went back to his place etc etc..."

"that's nice..."
well it is always a bonus if you meet a guy and he turns out to be totally ripped. but i see what you mean about not wanting to hear about it. i have a few friends who share all the dirty details too and its like..yeah i know you're excited about it, but the rest of us just aren't quite as thrilled..

well it is always a bonus if you meet a guy and he turns out to be totally ripped. but i see what you mean about not wanting to hear about it. i have a few friends who share all the dirty details too and its like..yeah i know you're excited about it, but the rest of us just aren't quite as thrilled..

it's not that i don't want to hear about it, i don't care. i've got time to listen to people and talk about stuff. it's her life and her choice. i don't tell her not to do this, because it isn't my life and it isn't my business.

she told you about me?

if you came all the way from North Carolina to sleep with my 16-year-old mate in Lodon, then you have some serious issues.

if you came all the way from North Carolina to sleep with my 16-year-old mate in Lodon, then you have some serious issues.
You call girls "mate" too? I always thought that was designated only for guys. Hmm

You call girls "mate" too? I always thought that was designated only for guys. Hmm

nope, over here the yoof call both male and female friends mates.

interesting....lol well, im far from a meathead, actually i weigh about 140, but at least i could talk girls pants off..... and what is it about jacked dudes? i could pump steroids in my ass and be buff too, but id rather a girl like me for my personality them my bicepts.

don't they do that in australia too?

hello mate from down under!

G'Day

so here we go, she calls at 615 and asks my plans. she says, im gonna talk to bryan for a while. these guys from work want me to go out with them, but i dont feel like getting molested all night.... i say, well, i aight doing shit. she says ill call ya in a few.... i go to my friends house to avoid chrisb, then she calls me. she asks me to pick up some wine and meet me at my house. i got a bottle of skyy vodka and we get drunk. she starts playin these crazy ass games again like she dont want me to touch her, but shes kinda teasin me at the same time. basically, i teased her till she couldnt handle it, then she just laid in my bed with her dog. i booted the rat then made my move. i know for a fact she loved it, but yet again, she ran out right after. its like she commited a crime right after we have sex!lol anyway, i stood my ground, acted like i could give a shit less, and im sure shes at home thinkin bout it right now... anyway, i gotta pass out, its 2am, im cocked, and i gotta work at 9am....

She's a fucking head case man. I don't think it's worth it from your stories. :p

...its like she commited a crime right after we have sex!...
She's the cock bandit

...i gotta pass out, its 2am, im cocked, ...
We gotta find you some new slang for tired

if she's all cazy and shit. why are you bangin' her?

if all you want is sex, surely you can find a girl who just wants sex but isn't some loony chick.

if she's all cazy and shit. why are you bangin' her?

if all you want is sex, surely you can find a girl who just wants sex but isn't some loony chick.
:1:

sex isn't something you should have to stop and ponder "what went wrong, what should i have done differently so she isn't one of those fuck n run types" i agree, find a new girl who's less confusing and weird about it.

ok, itll b shitfaced from now on, not sure how much better that is...lol anyway, i guess her little bullshit games kinda turn me on. it is almost like i have to rape her, rip off her clothes, etc... she definately is a nutcase, but its not easy to just get a new bootycall. u gotta b patient and find the right girl thats stable enough to handle "just sex". i think i should just find a date for next friday, that should stir things up a bit.... and i agree about the pondering, but i dont ponder after, i pass out...

you mean you like the challenge she presents, you like that she makes you work for it?

fair enough, everyone has their own individual tastes.

i dont know what im doing anymore.... i change my thinking every week. i do know i dont want a girlfriend, but i gotta get mine, so im in a wierd prediciment....

ok, itll b shitfaced from now on...
Muchos gracias :p

...u gotta b patient and find the right girl thats stable enough to handle "just sex"...
:werd: it aint easy finding girls who can handle being just friends with benefits that aren't a lil crazy. Even though this girl seems to be more than a lil crazy :screwy:

But from what you tell us, it seems better that she get wierd and leave when its done. *Prepare for very chauvanistic comments* You're still gettin some. Its good. And you don't have to sit and have pillow talk or cuddle afterward. All pluses in my book. You just gotta put up with some crazy beforehand

Its good. And you don't have to sit and have pillow talk or cuddle afterward.

i guess i'm wierd in your book in that respect then, because that's what i want...

i guess i'm wierd in your book in that respect then, because that's what i want...
Don't get me wrong. A little affection never hurt anybody, but I reserve all those powers for my girlfriend/wife (someday). Not some chick I may be doing or a friend w/ benefits.

well, i usually like to have the girl stay over after, but its nice having the bed to myself afterwords... i dont know, its a toss up. ill take what i could get for now. i am used to her craziness, since we've been friends for so long, she thats not a big deal. i guess the only thing holding me down is the fact i dont really care to go out and find ladies since i do get laid. if i wasnt getting any play, id b going out more often. i passed up the bar friday to stay home with her, then sat i went to a bar with about one girl instead of going to a party that had like 50 hot girls...