The Official AF "Quote" Thread

First Matt bleeding from behind after Toksin got him and now catapillares for eyebrows, you guys are grossing me out.

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Edit: Okay folks, I have decided that from this point on no more outside of AF quotes. The current ones in this thread can stay, but beyond my post here, no more.

Carry On.

TS

First Matt bleeding from behind after Toksin got him and now catapillares for eyebrows, you guys are grossing me out. TS




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If God drove a car, it'd be a LS1. Know why? Cause the LS1 stopped Hitler from invading Canada.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/33812LS1_Savior_2-med.jpg



Know why I don't drive an LS1 anymore? Cause the LS1 didn't deem me worthy to drive it, so it kept finding things to break and cost me money. I said that I'd sell it to somebody who was worthy, and it promised not to kill my family.

Fair deal I say. But, the LS1 is no fucking joke man, it'll take you out when you're sleeping, so ruthless.

LOL I knew LS1s were good...but preventing world domination....damn!

Here's a one quote that Musashi ended up owning himself with.


With the GTO I get attention from guys.

and actually our state motto is "Forward", "Wisconsin blows".

qute telling us what the rest of the country already knows

Well, if the sun don't shine out your butt, install a light bulb.....

This one is funnier without an explanation:iceslolan

Easy up on the Shandies, Nancy boy.

Jimster owning acemotorsport.

I have had interviews for jobs where I was like, I am sure these people think I am going to go home and eat some paste but they ended up hiring me. So don't count yourself out yet. Besides sometimes even if you look like a dope. They laugh about it afterwards and are like hey remember that guy "uMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMMMM" ahahahahahahahahahaha and then they are like yeah we need to hire that numb nuts he is histerical.
Talking about a bad job interview I had today, that made me laugh a lot.

americans are stupid...

Damien tell us what the rest of the world already knows...

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wow, i just posted that. i dont care if it's redundant, it's true and cannot be said enough.

Us Amarikins is stoopid.

If 'bring it here' means export Falcon to the US, and have Aussies endure the moronic whining that befell Monaro/GTO ... please, don't do it!

I can almost hear them now ...

"Too plain, not 'retro' enough (ie not a style regurgitation of supposedly magnificent '62 Falcon). No scoops. No live axle option so internet blowhards can't boast of cutting those absolutely crucial 0~30ft ETs. Too heavy (ie too strong) and probably accuse it of being a Taurus or Tempo clone as well - despite unique platform & RWD design etc. And while they're at it they'll probably insist the boot (trunk) space be cut in half, to withstand 'typical everyday impacts' from forty ton trucks doing 70mph"

Falcon deserves a better fate than that

A year old post by "Thunda Downunda" as an answer to whether the Falcon should be sold in America.

This topic made me think. It sucks that the U.S. singed on to the nuclear test ban. I saw a show on PBS about Los Vegas and in part of they talked about how back in the 50’s and 60’s the military would setup viewing areas at minimum safe distance for people that wanted to see the nukes go-off. Now that’s what I call a family vacation.:D

But now because of the ban on nuclear testing fathers all across American will never see glimmer in there son’s eyes that can only come form seeing a 25KT nuclear war head lighting up the Nevada night sky.:( Bring back nuclear testing, do it for……..”the children.”

Was said in a topic related to this article.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/07/05/korea.missile.us/index.html

I have to put a post in here to prove to myself and others (you know who you are) that I can type correctly and coherently even when I'm drunk. YES! I'm the man. Kiss my ass Danielle!This coming from the piss post thread, whats funny is that he does not tell you it took him an hour to type that. :lol:

TS out

rally has an agreement with the elves...every time he posts he gets a cookie....you guys know that....that in itself is enough to prove to everyone he had more posts

that was said regarding this..

Old thread's top 10.

User Name Posts
Rally Sport 92 915
FormulaLT1 871
goldz28 526
Viper_Storm 457
twospirits 318
cuda_dude 305
KaotiKCamaro5 289
Genopsyde 280
drvngstorm05 270
Savage Messiah 261

no wonder why you smell,lol. I just took a bath the other day because i have not taken a BATH in a while i usally just take a shower. And it reminded me of that.lolDude..

Baths are for chicks
Showers are for men

I see where you fall in.. :disappoin

I havent taken a shower in forever.. and I really think showering is easier/reaally quicker/less expensive than a bath. :lol:

But oh yeah, thats a pretty sweet looking tornado. Ask the city to build that path into a track! I really liked that idea and made me laugh.
LOL, I think he meant to say bath but haven't ruled out him just being really dirty :lol:

I know, what happen to the good old days of spending a nice summer afternoon eating your parents food, napping and cronic masturbation. Ahhhh memorys :disappoin .
John talking about his cronic masturbating :/

Man Law:
if you shake it more than twice you're playing with yourself

hey hey... i shouldnt have to pay for it... i should be able to walk up to a public facility with a water fountain and not have to worry about eggs in my poop
Talking about why we hate being in Mexico.

Uhm, ew and it's an auto. Not only am I female, but I'm blonde. I want to keep things as simple as possible.


insert blonde joke here :

Yall are trippin. I'd love to have one. Just ride out on my quadskirooski with a backpack, and bam. Done. Who needs a ramp? Not rick. Not with the quadski. Who needs a trailer? Not rick, not with his quadski. Who gets all the chicks? Rick.. with his quadski.

thats right

Rick talking about the amphibious 4 wheeler..

Domestic Cars sucks ass because most of them are actually 5 cylinders. Most of them have carbeurated engines and the hondas out there will beat their ass. My friend has a honda civic and he has 900 horses to the rear wheels. He has actually beaten an enzo from 75-92 MPH in first gear, thats IMPORTS FOR YOU!!.. the small block V8s cant even touch his civic and is rear trans-axle is top of the line. Hes got a 7 speed automatic-manual transmission (very rare swap) and hes got the 900 hp big-block V4 engine. Hes got custom ground tripple cam-shafts, hes got ported and polished copper head outter bore .008 cylinder head walls. Hes got dual crankshafts and a titanium alloy oilpan imported from Japan, his uncle lives there (hes chinese). Hes got an throttle body thats been drilled out to 200 MM. Hes got dual air intake systems that pertrude out of the hood. Hes got an intake manifold that actually turned red after he hits Vtec (i know what your thinking, Civic with vetec??) DAMN RIGHT. Hes got hi-flow AKI sports oil-pressure regulator simulator. Running elephant ton injectors. Also, Rubbing alcohol injection turbulator, all specially imported. Thats all he showed me for right now, he said the rest is top secret. If you are in the VA Area or just any area period, i will meat you, (as far as the Midwest) If you have any questions, you can reach me by calling ---(757)-238-7759--- (if mom picks up, just ask for "Chase Pace")

He was serious.....

having a riding partner is always a good thing, i know i wish i had one


you walked into that one, danielle, :rolleyes:.

... SO STFU!!!! someone ban me!!!!
This has to be a first. Requested bannage. Sorry, we only accept unwilling residents in Banlandia :nono:

Igor pays for the server for you to be able to put your words out there for all to see. When your posts do nothing but make the readers IQ drop 5 points at a time it is a waste. Therefor Igor pays for server you post using server. You waste his money. :lol:
John talking about how whoring wastes Igor's money.

The most difficult part of buying a moped is telling your parents that you're gay.
An oldie but a goodie :iceslolan

I snorted meth with a hooker earlier, she then proceeded to steal my wallet, chain me to a lamp post, strip me butt freaking naked, and take advantage of me all helpless and innocent like.

It was fun!

Man we have some sick bastards on this forum :lol:

to my99cavy:

You're a whore rivaling that of Rally.

lol

The next morning I woke up in Mexico to a goat licking my ear...


.....interesting lol

talking about wanting to turbo charge his car.. :rofl:

i wanna turbocharge it dunno wat turbo charge is but i want it anyways sounds cool

That's impossible. Rally has whored around enough for the next 5 generations of his kin. Its sick really.

Thought that was hilarious :rofl:

I go to the internet to escape the people I know, not give them new ways to find me.

Regarding facebook...

:lol::lol:

good I'd like to get laid at least one more time before the world ends. Sadly the chances have gotten slim.
Thinking the world will end when we run out of fuel for our v8's. Me owning a motorcycle that gets good gas mileage will prolong the end of the world.

was it as smooth going it as it was comming out

talking about.......well....actually I dont know :lol:

Chuck Lee Van Chan.


He kicks ass.

The Ultimate Warrior :lol:

She asked me to pee on her talking about a crazy ex lol

hey hey hold on there buddy... i dont wanna lose my money. High powered LS1 surefire win... you... I'm not to sure about with your tractionable 3.1L v6

That was directed towards me when I told him i'd race him when its raining, as opposed to him racing GoldZ28 who has the Ls1 maro.

don't usually do something like this but this is simply fantastic.

Top gear tested the UK spec EVO and STi, this guy is looking at the US spec EVO and STi, which are quite different :)

Basicly the EVO is harder, smarter and a little faster than the STi everywhere in the world except the US, where it gains a few pounds and loses a few smarts to match its market.

A reply to a guy asking how to get his LeSabre to go faster from 0-60. I told him to push it over a steep cliff, but this guy went one step more in elaboration:

If I recall correctly velocity = acceleration multiplied by time. So time = velocity divided by acceleration. Recalling that 60 MPH is equal to 88 Feet per second and that the acceleration of gravity is 32 feet per sec per second, by pushing the car off the cliff it should reach 60MPH in 2.75 seconds (88 divided by 32). Now this assumes no air resistance so it may take a little longer unless the windows are down.

Just....wow.

http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/me_myself_&_irene.jpg

"Over the years my ass has taken a pounding."

Thought this was worthy of this thread

-40* :eek: My balls would be so far up my ass seeking heat I'd have to pick my nose to scratch 'em. :eek:
Not a pretty picture if you ask me, but funny nonetheless. :lol:

TS out

Welp, ultimately sex is alot different when it dosen't involve a mouse or keyboard in one hand and Mr. Wankie in the other :dunno:
funniest shit i've heard in awhile. can always count on the camaro forum guys for a good laugh :lol: .