The Official Blazer Forum Off Topic Thread Part 2

The first thread was getting a little long so it's time to start a new one. For those that don't know, the rules are simple. Post any jokes, stories, or whatever you want. All posts must abide by the forum guidelines (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/guidelines.html). This is not the place to advertise items for sale, or your website, such posts will be removed. This is not a chatroom, if you'd like to carry on long conversations with another memeber please use PMs or an instant messenger service.

I'll start it off with an amusing clip. Anyone else think that this might be mr. firebird:
http://media.putfile.com/20060315_006_dell_porn

Thanks blazee... :)

Lol, 15 pages for the original off topic thread. blazee, shortbus, and brian, we appreciate still keeping on off topic thread around.

Here's a camara focused on a nesting Bald Eagle
mms://lastream001.galaxytelevision.net/hh001
Just copy and paste into your browser to open it

thats great Stu

lol well can we get a thread going thats like Mike Stu Shawns Off topic lol and i miss the old one lol cuz this is first i know of this one lol i was like 50 pages

Any audiophiles know if they sell a trim CD piece for the cutlass that removes the 4 cassette holder?Kinda like a fullsize truck install kit would replace the cassette player and holder? I dont like the idea of having thsi CD player then below it cassete holder.
Also good idea to put Sirius tuner in glovebox?Im thinking run wire in window down APillar into glove box then run wire down behind Cd player theres a space back there to hook it up.

I'll start it off with an amusing clip. Anyone else think that this might be mr. firebird:
http://media.putfile.com/20060315_006_dell_porn (http://media.putfile.com/20060315_006_dell_porn)


blazee....What ever happened to MR. FIREBIRD (MR.HORNY-BIRD)...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol. leprecahns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8&search=leprechaun

pacman! i went home from work early, not feeling well, slept a bit and wanted to watch some vids and share
http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1766.html

Canadians, watch W5 on Saturday for their yearly review on rip off shops 7Pm eastern time CTV.

It's always intresting to see

Any ideas on why an aftermarket wiring harness wont plug into the stock connector?Lol i think it hates me. Other than that in the back it has holes so i can run the sirius stuff out one of them for now till i mount that and i got woodgrain.

Here's a camara focused on a nesting Bald Eagle
mms://lastream001.galaxytelevision.net/hh001
Just copy and paste into your browser to open it

He's one from my neck of the woods - high atop Kodak's offices in Rochester NY. These are Perigine falcons that have been nesting there for a number of years...

http://www.kodak.com/eknec/PageQuerier.jhtml;jsessionid=DAOGI1AJGUFMDFW4FBCXW EEW1YUEQ4L4?pq-path=2033&pq-locale=en_US&_requestid=9361

The first thread was getting a little long so it's time to start a new one. For those that don't know, the rules are simple. Post any jokes, stories, or whatever you want. All posts must abide by the forum guidelines (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/guidelines.html). This is not the place to advertise items for sale, or your website, such posts will be removed. This is not a chatroom, if you'd like to carry on long conversations with another memeber please use PMs or an instant messenger service.


You know that long conversations will tend to happen etc lol .Isnt this like offtopic number 3?

blazee....What ever happened to MR. FIREBIRD (MR.HORNY-BIRD)...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

He still posts ocassionally.

You know that long conversations will tend to happen etc lol .Isnt this like offtopic number 3?

It's only number 2.

Browsing through pages of idle conversation gets tedious. If I see a long boring conversation, I'll edit it to make it more interesting to everyone else. Don't be surprised if three pages of posts about nothing turns into a story about the time that you got herpes from a male prostitute. :evillol:

Now that's interesting!

(and the names will not be changed to protect the guilty either)

It's only number 2.

Browsing through pages of idle conversation gets tedious. If I see a long boring conversation, I'll edit it to make it more interesting to everyone else. Don't be surprised if three pages of posts about nothing turns into a story about the time that you got herpes from a male prostitute. :evillol:lol blazee. made me smile from a crappy day ay slaveway :worshippy

lol http://cgi.ebay.com/WOW-Seduce-BRAINWASH-any-girl-w-MIND-CONTROL-HYPNOSIS_W0QQitemZ9503368922QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem

lol http://cgi.ebay.com/WOW-Seduce-BRAINWASH-any-girl-w-MIND-CONTROL-HYPNOSIS_W0QQitemZ9503368922QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem
:lol: They give you a free pick-up line that is suppose to work great....

"What's up with your shoe?

It's stuck to your foot."



I've seen things similar to that on TV. They say the key is to say things that make women think about sex. Work the phrase "new direction" into a sentence and she hears "nude erection". I bet that is pretty much what they are selling here. I can't believe that people actually buy all these videos and books.

dunno if i posted this one before or not http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/3939/Orgasmic_Simulator2.htm

Hey, I'm not the biggest Isuzu fan in the world; in fact, I'm not an Isuzu fan at all.

Anyway, check out this sight for an Isuzu commercial filmed in the 80's; all the stunts are real. This is some INCREDIBLE driving!

Commercial has some japanese subtitles, and last about 1 minute.

http://www.steelcitysfinest.com/Isuzu.htm

lol got this from Shawn a minute ago
http://www.guzer.com/videos/eye_fi.php

Thanks for credit lol it was given to me to keep me going on research paper lol that took 3 hrs 17 minutes

Not bad, although lots of editing in there. Sure is entertaining

Too bad that Isuzu just never made good engines for their small vehicles. Something like those cars would be good grocery getters for young people today if they did

And u know what? I got a sleepy 930 phone call from school stating that English 105 was cancelled. i could have killed someone.Anywho i slept to 1130 now heading to psychology then work lol

psychology.... can you figure out what's wrong with me, or are you not that advanced yet? lol

nope not that advaned

http://www.spudtech.com/

go down click that video holy shit

Check out this topless car wash video before Blazee deletes my post
http://www.kvsbt.com/temp/top_carwash.wmv

You'll have to watch it too Blazee

lol stu looking at man titties??

Shh, don't give the plot away, I thought that it was a serious case of false advertising.

(I would have fallen for it as well)

lol shawn, that's great. had a friend that built a potato gun a while back, but not that size or power

Hey, I'm not the biggest Isuzu fan in the world; in fact, I'm not an Isuzu fan at all.

Anyway, check out this sight for an Isuzu commercial filmed in the 80's; all the stunts are real. This is some INCREDIBLE driving!

Commercial has some japanese subtitles, and last about 1 minute.

http://www.steelcitysfinest.com/Isuzu.htm

I wanna see the outtakes :grinyes:

GRRRR lost cable went out at 1230ish last night and thats right around when mike came home/

GRRRR lost cable went out at 1230ish last night and thats right around when mike came home/ lol i was wondering what happened. shoulda given me a call

Victory will soon be mine lol.Friend after class and i tested the wiring with the light. We confirmed the black white wire is ground and that i had the two yellows swapped. So we changed that and no audio. So we went looking and found another wire that was swapped. Then we took the yellow wire for Sirius tuner power wired that into the battery one on the radio harness and same with sirius ground and that works. Hide the antenna pretty good. Now just having my ass kicked by a mounting kit. Think problem is that they sell a 85-91 one and a 88-92ish one and thats probally the problem. Then i went and blew a fuse in the fuse block for the cd player. Dont know why yet waiting for friend to come back and mount this pig cuZ im angered at it lol.

Hummer Move Over and make room for the Real King of the off road!

I'd take a Unimog over just about any other 4x4, and this video will give you a little idea why.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3961750704886288589&q=unimog&pl=true

It always amazes me how manuravble those big tall trucks are

Sirius is the shit.lol worth the koin

I was impressed w that till it got stuck at the end lol.

I wouldn't be suprised if it got out on it's own power, although I would have liked to see it.

I really don't think that I could afford the fuel for that monster, plus they're maxed out at 55mph on the hwy.

They actually make tractor attachments for them, along with cranes, and more options than any other vehicle that I know of.
here's another vid with some of them working (kinda boring though)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5290813130486502394&q=unimog&pl=true

Can anyone explain to me the differences in regions on Sirius?
Im default region 1. Is there any difference between 1 to lets say 6 or is that just so you can have 36 preset stations.

Another ? is how come i can drive between the mountains out in the country and not lose the signal but go up the main road and not keep a signal? Is it possibly where my antenna is?

I really don't know if Rlith comes into this thread, and it's really one of his things.

After all he's advertising for them on his sig

i know lol

yeah, i wanna know how he gets his "this is what im listening to right now". takes a pic of the tuner? or just has like 20 images saved on computer and sez screwit, close enough! i haven't seen him posting in a little while.. or doug!

Well, here's an interesting news story:

http://news.bbc.co.uk//south_asia/4483241.stm.htm (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)

Haha,
Good one, but look where it's hosted. Someone put a lot of work into making it look and act like a BBC site tho :p
Eric

Been talking to Mike on off for almost 12 hours.
Rlith has answered some of the Sirius ?s gotta get him some more info tomm.
I found Mikes eye candy on like my 4 try on Myspace lol.

Well, here's an interesting news story:

http://news.bbc.co.uk//south_asia/4483241.stm.htm (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)
Whats wrong w link? It seems official lol am i missing something.Conspiracy????Treason???Zombisim???

By popular demand my myspace statement:If you could rate your disgruntlement with your current job Mr. Hein where would it be on a scale of 1 -100? Well, I would say somewhere around 200. There is really no way to put how disgruntled im. Sometimes i feel like taking a potato gun and opening 75lbs of potatoes and going to town in their offices and picking them off one by one as they pass the produce cooler other times i think of putting banana peels and smooshed grapes outside their office doors in hopes of them falling and going out of work for awhile. Other times i pray for a swarm of Jungle bugs to come out of the banana box and bite a customer and for the Health Department to close em down for awhile.

Here's some pages that will intrest you Shawn
http://www.spudtech.com/
http://platinumchromatography.com/potato.htm
http://www.angelfire.com/extreme2/potatogun/welcome.html

Lol we got spudtech already lol but i will view the others.Spudtech has nice video.

Just hold off until October, than make a pumpkin launcher :evillol:

Here's a couple pictures of my spud gun. I like the "military look" so I painted it olive drab and flat black using roughly cut stenciling. That's a 4" chamber, and 1.5" barrel. Total length is about 6 foot. It inflicts massive damage to whatever it hits and when shot into open air the spud will completely disappear travelling well over 300 yards. The barrel is threaded so that I can interchange different sizes. My other barrel shoots 54 caliber musket balls and is extremely accurate. The musket balls will go through a car door at 10 - 20 yards. And through a house at distances greater than 50 yards. I use a quick connect air compressor fitting with a 1/4 turn ball valve to fill the chamber. Total fill time is about 3 seconds, much better than the couple of minutes that it takes all the people who use tire valves. The firing mechanism is a 1" electronic sprinkler valve.

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/5986/spud5ig.jpg

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2277/spud21gs.jpg

Please don't submit duplicate posts in two different threads.

The lot where I'm working mught be moving and expanding soon.

If this happens I might be starting the first off road shop in the area.

This area has more lifted 4x4's than I've ever seen, and these people use their rig's
It isn't all that uncommon to see a new Chevy 3/4 ton with a solid front axle conversion, running BIG tires full of mud at the grocery store.

The weird thing is that there aren't any shops catering to that crowd at all. I think that there's too much potential here for me to ignore.

Blazee, that is one badass spud gun....

*edit* any pics of your Impala?

You can make up custom licence plates here for free for your pic's
http://www.acme.com/licensemaker/

I think that it's a good idea to hide the pic's of our licence plates, on the net, and this lets us hide them in style