Cow tipping?

if you did it right.. if it was just regular cow tipping, maybe not. but the next time im out,ill do it. gives me a good reason to buy that new recorder anyways! :D

Shit if there was a cow nearby i would call some of my friends and put my new dv camcorder to work.

a cow is a cow and a bull is a bull. B is for balls C is for cunt.

I would love to see video of someone bull-tipping. The bull would fuck shit up real quick. Watch out for those horns.

um, bulls aren't cows.....and yes, cows charge.
Damn right cows charge, my wife's aunt got killed by a cow! They don't need horns, because they weigh 1000 f*ing pounds (or more). So, yeah take more than one person (use a truck) and make sure you get it on camera, because I haven't seen anyone tip a cow since like 91 or so. :lol:

seriously would someone make a video of cow tipping, i swear it would become famous over night on the internet
Its true! I would, but there arnt any cows neer me. that vid would be AWESOME!:rofl:

^I was just joking. I have never seen anyone pull it off. It's kind of like going snipe hunting, only snipes won't kill you. For all you would be cow tippers, BE CAREFULL!!!!!!! Unless you do use a truck, that cow is NOT GOING DOWN!!!!

^Did you not read any of this? You don't need a truck and it's not that dangerous, if you tipping dairy cows. Beef cows, then I'd be a bit more careful.

Cow tipping is not dangerous.

It can be. if there's a bull near by or a cow with horns. Shit, my cousin got pinned by a cow. Funniest thing ever, but if the horns didn't, probably be one less cousin. Besides, if you're not smart about anything, shit can happen. Darwin Awards were made for a reason.

Unless you do use a truck, that cow is NOT GOING DOWN!!!!
Um, are you challenging me?:disappoin Cuz I can tip a cow w/out a truck my friend. I am the COW TIP MASTER!!:smokin:

normaly there wont be a bull around because they keep bulls in the other pins.they only put bulls in with the cows so they can breed.then they take the bulls out so they wont kill the babies.even if they have the bulls in with the cows they still put them in a pin by themselfs so the bull wont breed with the other cow.so unless you go to a feild were someone just has a bunch of cows just to say he has them,your probably safe

^Did you not read any of this? You don't need a truck and it's not that dangerous, if you tipping dairy cows. Beef cows, then I'd be a bit more careful.
Yep, I read the whole thing. I don't know about dairy cows, do they have a more gentle disposition? Have you ever tried to get a sick cow to stand up? How do you think you could knock a healthy one down? I live in ARKANSAS, I am surrounded by f-ing cows and f-ing chickens. In my 31 years here, I have never known anyone to succesfully tip a cow. And yes cows are NO LESS dangerous than bulls. Especially when they have calves. People get KILLED by cows (two I personally knew, just last year) more often than bulls IMO, because they aren't scared of cows. I just said be careful. And make sure you get it on camera.

I can't belive I am argueing about cows:screwy:

hey i thought i was designated the cow tipping master
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Um, are you challenging me?:disappoin Cuz I can tip a cow w/out a truck my friend. I am the COW TIP MASTER!!:smokin:
:rofl: :rofl: Get it on film man. Then I will:worshippy

[quote=loemanI live in ARKANSAS, I am surrounded by f-ing cows and f-ing chickens. In my 31 years here, I have never known anyone to succesfully tip a cow. =[/quote]

whoop??? my grandfather owns a cattle ranch for beef. So i've been around both, for less than 31 years and we've tipped his, tipped some neighbors, and some dairy cows out some guy's ranch on Retreat. Yes, Christians on retreat tippin cows. Don't ask.

but shit, now i need to round up the usual suspects so we can put this to an end.

whoop??? my grandfather owns a cattle ranch for beef. Yes, Christians on retreat tippin cows. Don't ask.

Then your grandfather doesn't know does he? My grandfather would've beat my ass if he caught me tryin to fuck with his cows. :iceslolan

I gotta ask man. Christians on retreat tippin cows? How many of you does it take?

took 3. pretty small ones, but there were a whole bunch! like at least 20, so we caught this one, which we thought alone. 3 of us, to be on the safe side, took it down only to realize there were a bunch and they all got up and starting running, such as we did. Crazy!

And no, my grandpa doesn't know or he too would literally kill me.

Ok, new question. How many here has ever tipped a cow? When not drunk, high, or anything making you think pushing ur wife on the bed is cow tipping.

i have

and like i said i dont think you can tip a cow when drunk or high,because it takes planing and cordination


and yes it takes more than one person

Never tried it, and honestly, I've never thought of it.
If I tried it probably wouldn't be sucessful because I'd be to clumsy and end up chasing them off.

Tried a few times but no matter how quiet I was they would always get startled and bug out. Yea we were pretty bored in that little Ms. town.

done it and probably one person could, if the were a defensive lineman or something but...ya know, not a regular person.

im still confused by who said use a truck...we're not preparing McDonald's next day delivery. although we could be. hm.

im still confused by who said use a truck...we're not preparing McDonald's next day delivery. although we could be. hm.
I said it :D . You could definately push a cow over with a truck, no problem.

I wouldn't doubt the cow could push over some of the trucks I've seen driven around here

I said it :D . You could definately push a cow over with a truck, no problem.

ha ha ha, easy as pie...meat pie:icon16:

i said i have seen one get hit by a truck and walk away when we were talking about how tough they are