Off topic !! HOLY **** ( KFC )

Sorry to the mod people, I know I will get ban by this, but please let me express my feeling a little

I love chicken ( KFC ) I went there almost every day. Today my teacher talk about KFC chicken, and it really scare me even now, she was saying

Those chicken at KFC is not a chicken, it a mutant chicken, those thing was raise in the KFC farm, and it have no feather, no feet, just BIG leg and wing and big brease, and they hang them up without let them walking around like normal chicken, because they have not FEET to walk, and they feed them by stick a tube in the mouse and inject all kind of stuff, to make them grow. My teacher daughter, she love chicken and he was eat chicken when she still little, now she 14 year old, he she wear size 14 on shoe, and something about 23 double d, guy im scare now, I will not eat any more chicken.

again to -Josh- and -Shpyder- This thing really freak me out, and I dont have no one to talk to, only this forum, Im sorry to post this off topic.

i wouldnt say it like that but yes kfc's chicken is "cloned chicken" my sister works there and has for the past 5 years LMAO

i wouldnt say it like that but yes kfc's chicken is "cloned chicken" my sister works there and has for the past 5 years LMAO

how you know about that ?

how you know about that ?


Read the last of my post my sister has worked there for FIVE YEARS

Sorry to the mod people, I know I will get ban by this,


I could ban you, but its easier to just move the thread into the right forum :smokin:

Lies, lies, lies.

I've worked on a chicken farm and one flock went to KFC. None of that takes place at all. Here is what happens.

The lighting in the house is so low you can hardly see. All the chickens do is just lay around. Since it's dark they think it's night time so they lay down. They're not up and running around and burning fat. The only time they get up is to get a drink or eat. Other than that they're sitting on their ass doing nothing and getting fatter.

The only other time they're up and moving is when somebody goes in there to pick up dead. That only goes on though for about 30-45 minutes. The rest of the day until that person picks up dead again they're laying around eating, drinking, and sleeping.

lol, this thread makes me laugh.

lol, this thread makes me laugh.

I wish I could laugh at it but my face is so stuffed with this mutated chicken. I can't stop either because it's KFC and it's so finger lickin good.

Thanks, now im hungry. KFC sounds so good right now too. I wish it was still open.

yea but what about that story on the news a while back.it was three guys who work for a company who (kfc BUYS there) chicken from for inhumainly killing and beating the chickens.so no i dont think they do. no offens xavier not trying to diss your sister but just going with the news i could be wrong tho

im not a big fan of kfc i like chic fela tho maybe they have the mutated chicken

Thanks, now im hungry. KFC sounds so good right now too. I wish it was still open.

Yeah, KFC's store hours suck. Around here they close at 8:30 sometimes. Now that's just re-gosh-dang-diculous.

My wife works for the local health department and our KFC just barely passes every year. With the stories that my wife tells about our local fastfood restauraunts, I have few places left to eat.

With the stories that my wife tells about our local fastfood restauraunts, I have few places left to eat.

Those are the best places though. I never eat at a Chinese restaurant unless it's been shut down by the health department at least once.

Sorry to the mod people, I know I will get ban by this, but please let me express my feeling a little

I love chicken ( KFC ) I went there almost every day. Today my teacher talk about KFC chicken, and it really scare me even now, she was saying

Those chicken at KFC is not a chicken, it a mutant chicken, those thing was raise in the KFC farm, and it have no feather, no feet, just BIG leg and wing and big brease, and they hang them up without let them walking around like normal chicken, because they have not FEET to walk, and they feed them by stick a tube in the mouse and inject all kind of stuff, to make them grow. My teacher daughter, she love chicken and he was eat chicken when she still little, now she 14 year old, he she wear size 14 on shoe, and something about 23 double d, guy im scare now, I will not eat any more chicken.

again to -Josh- and -Shpyder- This thing really freak me out, and I dont have no one to talk to, only this forum, Im sorry to post this off topic.

If thats true I can't eat there at all.

no offence takeing but they do someone do something with cloneing (or thats what its called) to there chieckens nothing wrong with that tho

But isn't cloning in general, wrong?

No its not wrong, it lets people mass produce chicken that is cheaper and easier to make. Consumers cant tell the differense so its all good.

No its not wrong, it lets people mass produce chicken that is cheaper and easier to make. Consumers cant tell the differense so its all good.

Ok.:biggrin:

anyone remember that thread about Peta and the "unfair treatment of chickens" in chicken slaughter houses?

thats what i was talking about it made the news here they had video of workers slaming chickens into the ground and killing them.peta was all mad and was trying to boycot kfc.after that kfc said they have quit buying chickens from them.i have heard that they were testing with clones but i didnt think they were useing it yet for mass production.

Holy fucking Sam Hill on a pogo stick sucking a turkey leg.


Fuck me there are some thick idiots posting in this thread.

Firstly, they use normal chickens. Secondly, they're not fucking cloned.

If you believe the first post (assuming you understood what it said), the clone post, or wrote either of those two posts, you're a fucking idiot.

i'm talking about a psycho-vegetarian missionary out to spread the holy word of the all mighty cabbage head. she was freakayy. i had to eat a whole 12oz steak at chilis that night to wash down that propaganda.

The only time they get up is to get a drink or eat. Other than that they're sitting on their ass doing nothing and getting fatter.


Sounds like a bunch of people i know...

i said they call it cloneing i dont exactly know what they really do im just passing on what i have heard since this subject was brought up.

call it genetic enginering if you want the fact is the government and health department wont let them do any thing to harm the customer.so any way it goes your safe.

KFC does clone chickens I've seen them. Eight legs, lazer eyes, digital doodads, plastic feathers and all that jazz. They have a rip cord on the back, you pull it, they turn inside out and fry themselves. The herbs and seasonings are mostly amphetamines, to turn customers in to chicken eating zombies.

KFC does clone chickens I've seen them. Eight legs, lazer eyes, digital doodads, plastic feathers and all that jazz. They have a rip cord on the back, you pull it, they turn inside out and fry themselves. The herbs and seasonings are mostly amphetamines, to turn customers in to chicken eating zombies.


LAZERS EYES...OMGZ WOWZORZ

i said they call it cloneing i dont exactly know what they really do im just passing on what i have heard since this subject was brought up.

It's called "breeding"

It's fucking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hi-tech man, the military invented it. They like, i mean like the chickens man, they lay down, like on the ground man, on the fuckin ground! And then they just, fuckin, like, ooze out these things they call eggs man, they like just fuckin come out. I think they call it "laying the eggs" or some shit, I think it's a code phrase.

BUT MAN, HERE'S THE FUCKIN CRAZY BIT!

Those motherfuckin chickens man, they just sit on these eggs dude, and they like, fuckin do something to em man. The fuckin eggs hatch, and out comes these little fuckin mini chickens right? They call em "chicks". These chicks end up growing into full size chickens, and can lay eggs of their own. It's major fucked up! They like, clone themselves man.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more advanced than cloning though. Way. It's sick man. So sick I need a sick bag.


Honest bro, no joke.



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whoa whoa whoa guys, let's slow down here. why in the HELL would they clone chickens...as if there aren't enough already? it's not like it's hard to breed them, but judging by toksin's post, i could be way off my mark.

and about all the hormones screwing up children's bodies..a few people tried to tell me that the reason my boobs are so big in comparison to my body is cuz of all the steriods in my beloved chicken mcnuggets. i just laughed in their face and told them no way. it

and about all the health hazard claims, it looks good, it tastes good and i've never gotten sick so i think i'll just stay out of the kitchen and keep eating what they give me. and honestly, how could you expect more out of the type of people they're hiring? lazy teenagers, sometimes mentally disabled people...

about the people who say that every fastfood company ever is now beating their chickens to death instead of conventional slaughtering. i'm sure at one point there was probably some animal abuse going on of dead or soon to be dead animals, but the amount they talk about now is exaggerated. it takes way more time and effort to beat a dead animal than to just slit the throat or put a bullet thru it. as much as i love animals and that was hard to type, it's true.
so to the thread starter, next time ur teacher says stuff like that, don't be so gullible. i don't even think bra sizes exist in the size you mentioned.

Whats up with the lotion?

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7566/mmelgo2xo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Whats up with the lotion?

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7566/mmelgo2xo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
maybe he just has dry hands and is being better than most guys and actually taking care of it..:uhoh: i would hope

maybe he just has dry hands and is being better than most guys and actually taking care of it..:uhoh: i would hope

Why are you trying to cover up for him? Everybody knows what he's doing with that lotion and why he needs to use it.. HE HAS ASHY ARMS. :cwm27:

I dont think that him though

I dont think that him though
car posters in the background..i bet it is

It's called "breeding"

It's fucking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hi-tech man, the military invented it. They like, i mean like the chickens man, they lay down, like on the ground man, on the fuckin ground! And then they just, fuckin, like, ooze out these things they call eggs man, they like just fuckin come out. I think they call it "laying the eggs" or some shit, I think it's a code phrase.

BUT MAN, HERE'S THE FUCKIN CRAZY BIT!

Those motherfuckin chickens man, they just sit on these eggs dude, and they like, fuckin do something to em man. The fuckin eggs hatch, and out comes these little fuckin mini chickens right? They call em "chicks". These chicks end up growing into full size chickens, and can lay eggs of their own. It's major fucked up! They like, clone themselves man.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more advanced than cloning though. Way. It's sick man. So sick I need a sick bag.


Honest bro, no joke.



http://i1.tinypic.com/mmelgo.jpg



BEST POST EVER!


Wish it wasn't so long, or I would've sig'd it.

That was awsome! :lol:

My teacher daughter, she love chicken and he was eat chicken when she still little, now she 14 year old, he she wear size 14 on shoe, and something about 23 double d, guy im scare now

:lol:

Why are you trying to cover up for him? Everybody knows what he's doing with that lotion and why he needs to use it.. HE HAS ASHY ARMS. :cwm27:
more like an ashy weiner. right toksin?

This whole thread and conversation comes down to this...

http://www.jokeornot.com/gallery/who_came_first.jpg

Yes, that's Toksin. Just search the forums, there's numerous pictures of him floating around.

I've worked in chicken houses for a couple years. The only beating that goes on is the killing of the chickens that are sick, to prevent them from getting the rest of the 30,000 chicken population sick. Or the deformed ones, as they don't lay eggs correctly.

Regulations are soo fucking strict on how the houses are run. EVERYTHING is computerized anymore. From what time they eat, to the air temperature adjusted to the degree, to the pressure of the water line down to the psi, etc. The only thing humans are needed for is weeding out the bad chickens (1-2 a day), picking up the dead, and sorting out the good eggs from the bad eggs.

It's funny (and NOT cruel), to go in the middle of the chicken house, grab a chicken, and throw it in the air. They flap around and land just fine, un-injured. But ALL the other chickens in the house go "OOOOOOOooooooooo." It's hilarious. Or look in the window from the outside, and pound on the door. All their red heads pop up like prairie dogs, lmao.

So sick I need a sick bag.


That would be a toksinism... :wink:

It's not steroids Danielle, it's estrogen in the meat. That's the general theory going around right now. The estrogen in the mea tis causing men to be gay and girls to sprout at a much younger age. I mean, you gotta think, wtf is going on with these little prostatots? How are 11 yr olds walking around with a B-cup bra. It's not normal and there's gotta be something that's enhancing such a change so fast.

I mean this in all seriousness. Anyone that lives around beach (best area) you can see in the summer all the hot girls, but how many of them are even close to legal right along age of consent. Not to sound perverted, but I was at the beach once and I saw a friend (girl) there and stopped to say hi. She was with 2 others and I asked who they were, in a suggestive manner, and she said it was her sister and sister's friend who were 11 and 12. They were HOT and had b00bs. wtf...not to mention that there's that stupid make-up place now for little girls to be transformed into Gwen Stefani (literally since she has nothing either. OK, that was low 'cause i like Gwen. She's actaully a really cool person), Brittney Spears, w/e.

As complained before. Age was always a big question when you see a girl somewhere that...it's a teeter-toter situation, but come on! 12 yr olds! Ah!

LMAO that was funny toskin. i never said it was actual cloneing i said thats what they CALL it theres a diffrence i promise:grinno:

Find the n00bs!!! They've never seen a pic of toskin!!!!!! :lol:

Hey, at least the aliens won't be able to get into his brain! go dave!!!

there's also the fact that over the last 20 years or so, girls have been getting their first period younger and younger. it used to be 16-17 and now most of my friends got theirs at 11-13. it may have something to do with the hormones and such in foods but i think more research is required.

popeyes is so much better than kfc

popeyes is so much better than kfc

I guess that the only place I can eat chicken now.

My teacher daughter, she love chicken and he was eat chicken when she still little, now she 14 year old and something about 23 double d, guy im scare now, I will not eat any more chicken.

23 double-D scares you off? are you "that way" or something?

mutaded fat food is fine with me

MMMMM. mutant chickens

23 double-D scares you off? are you "that way" or something?
they'll scare me especially the fact that she could crush my ass with those, but that doesn't mean i wouldn't like it.

WTF guys. do ANY of you know how bra sizing works? 23 double d is physically impossible unless ur like a 5 yr old or something.

^thats what i was thinkin. WTF is a 23 double D???

^thats what i was thinkin. WTF is a 23 double D???
isn't it some sort of new honda engine?

Cloned chicken or not it still tastes good

Popeyes Chicken is the shiznit!

WTF guys. do ANY of you know how bra sizing works? 23 double d is physically impossible unless ur like a 5 yr old or something.^thats what i was thinkin. WTF is a 23 double D???isn't it some sort of new honda engine?

Yeah, I think it's going in the new Civic with VTAK

EDIT: Triple quoting rocks.

Okay for everyone here talking about cloning and genetic engineering... heres the break down. There is a thing called GM foods, Genetically Modified foods. These foods can be found in almost every isle in your local grocery store... infact you probably dont even know. Take Kellogs for example, I bet you didn't know the products used to make most of their cereal is GM food. Many many farmers only grow GM food related products. It is alot cheaper to gentically modify a plant to repell pests and other bacteria instead of spraying their crops. As of now there is no proven side effects of GM foods...however that is direct side effects. No one knows or has a way of knowing for sure if these genetically modified foods will effect us in the long run. As a matter of fact I believe there is going to be a new law saying that if any product of the food is genetically altered they must show it on the product. Oh and for those of you who don't know what genetic engineering is... its when someone takes the DNA of something and alters it. Genetic engineering and cloning is far more real than I think anyone realizes. Infact in the not so far away future insurance companies may be able to prick your finger and tell you what you will potentially die from in the future or what diseases you will get, like cancer(so they can up your insurance). So overall cloned chickens... doubt it... genetically modified chickens....probably but, hey I don't think anyone has died or been mutated by eating at KFC. Moral of the story don't ask questions unless you want some smart ass like me to put a scientific explanation to it.

^yeah, cause smart asses like that explain the obvious and make you feel dumber than I'm sure you already do... :p


























:rolleyes: sorry, very very very cynical mood tonight. i hate people...

And here this whole time I thought GM was into building cars... now I found out they build our food also. Sounds like a conspiracy
I should of known.

Well, as far as cloning chicken is concerned. I wish they would have cloned that sucker I had yesterday, cause it was awesome.... Then I could go back and have the same tasting (cloned) chicken every week.

:D

I think the big boobs thing is just the amount of fat in the food, look at Japan, they eat mostly lean food and do SHITLOADS of exercise in schools.

Mike: Thank you, use [size=1 ] tag to quote it.

That's me in the pic, you're definately a noob if you don't know that. There must be about 20 or more different pics of me on here. And as for the lotion, it's actually a chapstick equivalent.