Off topic !! HOLY **** ( KFC )

That's me in the pic, you're definately a noob if you don't know that. There must be about 20 or more different pics of me on here. And as for the lotion, it's actually a chapstick equivalent.


You've got chap'd head too eh?... Yeah, Doctor says it's friction burn.





Maybe that should of been a PM...

WTF guys. do ANY of you know how bra sizing works? 23 double d is physically impossible unless ur like a 5 yr old or something.

my sister's friend is like 5'4" and 36G. top heavy.

maybe the guy meant 32 not 23...?

My parents had two houses, grandparents three, aunt has 12, father-in-law 3, etc. I am surrounded by chicken houses. There would be no need to clone chickens, nor would it be cost effective. Each house has about 15,000-20,000 (more in the winter) chickens, can you imagine the cost and man hours involved in cloning 20,000 chickens? That's just one house. There are thousands and hundreds of thousands of these chicken houses all over the south. So I call:bs: on the mutant clone chickadeez.

And as for the beating of the chickens, SO FUCKING WHAT!! They are chickens!!!! Did you know when a chicken gets diarrhea the other chickens peck her asshole until she dies. That is much worse than being beaten to death. Which only takes one hit on a chicken and they don't even know what hit them.

Yes, they sit on their asses all day and eat drink and shit. That would be great wouldn't it. I wish I was a chicken. Then every one could get a taste of me:rofl:

to the person who started this tread killer7 thanks to you every one who has read this whole thread is now dumber i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul


mutant chicken:shakehead


http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e258/vwracer14/0297.jpg

This thread is a pretty good knee slapper congrats Killer7 you make me smile everytime I read one of your posts. I award you 10 points.

yea i guess i could give him a few

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e258/vwracer14/0297.jpg


That's the biggest cock I've ever seen!

i might have made a mistake.that will probably freak killer7 out.i also like the nuclear sign in the back

and something about 23 double d

hey now, nothing wrong with a 23DD.:p

"Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face."

"Dad how can you hate "the Colonel?"

"Because the Colonel puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!"

So I Married an Axe Murderer...one of the funniest movies ever

oh my god its true:eek2:
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e258/vwracer14/25295.jpg
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my sister's friend is like 5'4" and 36G. top heavy.

pics now or we'll fcking ban your ass

That's the biggest cock I've ever seen!

liar

pics now or we'll fcking ban your ass

you'll have to wait, they're on my sisters phone and she lives like 200 miles from me.

top heavy aint anything great. there wasa girl at my high school that was sickly top heavy, just nasty!

i just found kfc's newest menue item for the summer
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e258/vwracer14/FriedChickenHead.jpg

top heavy aint anything great. there wasa girl at my high school that was sickly top heavy, just nasty!

:lol: We got a couple at my highschool right now.. the only bad thing is imagine when they start going south.

I dont know why... but this came in my mind as soon as I saw that.

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5127/friedchickenhead4ot.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

^^ Lmao Hahahahaha

:lol: We got a couple at my highschool right now.. the only bad thing is imagine when they start going south.

that's too true. girls who are stacked in high school do not age gracefully.

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Mutated Chicken?




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The youth today has gone to hell

^youre a youth...a youth? can you be a youth? is that proper english??? WTF!?! Stupid Canucks makin' mess up the english language.














:D :p just in a good mood this morn!

No way HOSER!


According to the law I'm an adult and you can't say otherwise :P

LOL

I will eat what I want, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

that's too true. girls who are stacked in high school do not age gracefully.



That's when ya trade them in for a newer model, right?

^youre a youth...a youth? can you be a youth? is that proper english??? WTF!?! Stupid Canucks makin' mess up the english language.














:D :p just in a good mood this morn!


Perfect english, you're the clowns messing up the language :p

^youre a youth...a youth? can you be a youth? is that proper english??? WTF!?! Stupid Canucks makin' mess up the english language

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maybe you should have your mom check first before you start blaming canada

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:p on you dave!!!

And I'll blame Canada on anything. That's why they're there! :D

"Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party, ya know. They're like, 'Keep it down eh!'"

:lol:

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Blame-Canada-lyrics-South-Park/9E94B82AED5BC99248256DD600151A00

:D

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Blame-Canada-lyrics-South-Park/9E94B82AED5BC99248256DD600151A00

:D

you beat me too it!

you can blame canada on anything you want, damien. i fully support the blaming of canada for pretty anything i don't want to take responsibility for myself. just be sure you know what you're talking about first

I'd like everyone to know that I am having KFC right now. I took advantage of Toonie Tuesdays and mutated or not, this chicken is effing good! I wonder if their fries are mutated :lol:

I think the mashed potatoes are cloned... they all look the same:frown:

one of kfc,s scientist hard at work cloning mashed potato,s
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e258/vwracer14/making_mashed_potatoes.jpg

I'd like everyone to know that I am having KFC right now. I took advantage of Toonie Tuesdays and mutated or not, this chicken is effing good! I wonder if their fries are mutated :lol:


how can you take canada seriously when their currency is named looney and toonie?

thnx robin williams

vw, that's a funny ass pic :rofl:

how can you take canada seriously when their currency is named looney and toonie?

Honestly, I don't really take Canada seriously. The government is based on lies and theft, the more popular comedians from Canada entertain by looking like dumbasses, and anything starts off as a joke, eventually becomes a reality.

Like this: Our loonie was named after the loon, obviously. So what do you get when you have double that amount? A toonie. Har har har. Bad Canada :nono:

Anyway, back on topic, that guy looks happy cloning potatoes :) Makes me want to quit my job.

I could handle the cloned chicken but cloned potatoes too aahhh thats just going to far.
I got a friend from Quebec Canada and he blames them for everything. If you hear talk bout them you wouldnt know he was from there except for having to say.....a.....after everything a

eh??? :p

i just noticed he looks canadian so blame him
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e258/vwracer14/making_mashed_potatoes.jpg

i just noticed he looks canadian so blame him


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Ooookay, this thread is getting ridiculous.

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Ooookay, this thread is getting ridiculous.

when'd u find that out? :p

yea i never would of dreamed it would go this far

Amazing what we can do with some spare time

And i do blame him damn scientific cooks cloning potatoes:cya:

yea i have a lot of time on my hands to.this thread was ridiculose when it was first posted then it was just funny

There was segment on Dateline for this. The resturant used to be called "Kentucky Fried Chicken", but they changed it to KFC for some reason. I forgot what else they said, it was like 2 years ago. Research more if you want, theres more. As for me, KFC tastes good so I'm eating it

i like their biscuits and butter. laugh at me for liking their butter but i'm sure everyone has been to a resturant before that had shitty butter and it's just not cool. too bad where i live you can pick between mcdonalds, burger king, subway and oh wait..that's it :(

I was watching something on tv about this. Discovery channel or history channel. Anyways the said the same thing KFC used to be called Kentucky Fried Chicked(on all its stores and commercials etcetc) but somehow they had to change it to KFC cuz they werent allowed to say chicken due to it being cloned. Turned out later that it was a false statement they abbreviated it so that it was shorter and easier to remeber or some bs like that.

Maybe after we perfect cloning chickens we can start cloning super models... just an idea

:iagree:that has to be the best idea I have ever heard :worshippy

Argh, the sooner KFC goes under the better, then maybe the population of South Auckland will lose weight and get a fricking job.



Or just take thier business to Burger King.

i like their biscuits and butter. laugh at me for liking their butter but i'm sure everyone has been to a resturant before that had shitty butter and it's just not cool. too bad where i live you can pick between mcdonalds, burger king, subway and oh wait..that's it :(

I agree, theyre biscuits and butter are the shit. Some other places ahve butter that have no damn taste lol

I agree, theyre biscuits and butter are the shit. Some other places ahve butter that have no damn taste lol

I must second that also.

you know the biscuites are just a wast product from the cloning proces.

they just put it in the oven and call it buscuites

lmao... i thought this guy was from another country or an immigrant or something cause his english was a little off

turns out he's Ken from Mississippi :lol:


and

popeyes > KFC

yea and hes 21 and is scared of cloned chicken

so all this talk of KFC made me hungry. i tried to go and get some chicken and a biscuit but dammit! they were closed :( the end.

Why is this train wreck still going?