things to do at walmarts....
karmacae
12-17-2005, 12:02 PM
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse, partner, friends, etc. are taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms
4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO!
It's those voices again!!!
And; last, but not least!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms
4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO!
It's those voices again!!!
And; last, but not least!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
flatlander757
12-17-2005, 12:45 PM
I've gotten it in chain mails before but a good read nonetheless.
travis712
12-17-2005, 01:26 PM
Haha good stuff, haven't seen that one yet.
MonsterBengt
12-17-2005, 01:43 PM
havent seen before , damn im laughing :D
jon@af
12-17-2005, 01:59 PM
number one sounds like fun.
TheStang00
12-17-2005, 02:08 PM
lol riding the little kid bikes around is fun... ive been kicked outa that store a few times
XeVeNskyLiNE
12-17-2005, 02:52 PM
I like #13. If you'd bust out of the clothing rack and make the right face that'd be hilarious.
Muscletang
12-17-2005, 03:40 PM
I've done over half of those, very funny stuff.
15. get a basket and put vaseline, a my sized barbie, condoms, ex-lax, romance novels, and women's underwear in there, then go pushing that around the store and see the look on people's faces
16. put on some camo in the hunting section, go up to the workers and say "can you see me now?"
15. get a basket and put vaseline, a my sized barbie, condoms, ex-lax, romance novels, and women's underwear in there, then go pushing that around the store and see the look on people's faces
16. put on some camo in the hunting section, go up to the workers and say "can you see me now?"
HighOctaneNOSUser
12-17-2005, 04:17 PM
Lol, heard it a while back, but good nonetheless. I like number 16 tang...
elementskater15
12-17-2005, 04:25 PM
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=86564 this is from a while back in the car jokes forum. I have some on there
twospirits
12-17-2005, 07:27 PM
Number 11, 12 and 15 are the best ones. :lol:
TS out (humming the Mission Impossible theme)
TS out (humming the Mission Impossible theme)
Toksin
12-17-2005, 07:43 PM
Set the clock radios to go off at the same time (and make sure they're all at full volume and set to the local satanic radio station)
'97ventureowner
12-17-2005, 09:26 PM
#3 was good. You could also make a trail by substituting a bottle of prune juice or a couple jars of beef gravy.
indyram
12-17-2005, 10:57 PM
Got that a long time ago in a forward, went and did them all that was a lot of fun. I miss high school.
Cyprus106
12-18-2005, 05:26 PM
WOW that's SO OLD. I printed that list out, along with about 10 more and took it to my junior high school. Can't believe ya'll haven't heard it.
CivicSlayr
12-20-2005, 02:43 AM
We had someone do #2 in at target. I was up pulling jewlery, and i had to get up every 5 minutes to shut off the watches. Get on a bmx bike at walmart and start stunting it in the store (i used to ride bmx) the employees freak. Play keep away with an employees walki talki. :)
walk around with a ski mask on, while your at it walk really close to people.
Switch stuff around on the shelves.
make a fort out of coke cases
Get on a bike, have a friend get on another bike... joust with caution wet floor folding cones.
Carry some midol with you. If you see a couple fighting sneek up on them and secretly put the midol in the cart so that if she looks she will see it, watch as she yells at him some more, then sneak condoms in, then ky jelly, anything sexual that will piss her off. watch, i've made fights like that last up to 20 minutes.
Get like 3 carts worth of shit, let the cashier ring it all up, then walk out.
Poop in the pisser, piss in the sink, wash your hands in the water fountian.
Burn a whole bunch of cd's with just one song on them... feure fruere by ramstien. Put it in all the cd players. set the wake to 5 minutes, turn the volume all the way up. watch the fun :)
zoom ALL the video cameras onto the cashiers tits, see how long it takes her to notice.
play x-box 360 all day, see how long you can go till someone says something, my personal best is 17 minutes.
call buttons are fun to press.
dent ALL the soup cans, after all microsoft is down 3 points. :)
Smoke inside.
walk around with a ski mask on, while your at it walk really close to people.
Switch stuff around on the shelves.
make a fort out of coke cases
Get on a bike, have a friend get on another bike... joust with caution wet floor folding cones.
Carry some midol with you. If you see a couple fighting sneek up on them and secretly put the midol in the cart so that if she looks she will see it, watch as she yells at him some more, then sneak condoms in, then ky jelly, anything sexual that will piss her off. watch, i've made fights like that last up to 20 minutes.
Get like 3 carts worth of shit, let the cashier ring it all up, then walk out.
Poop in the pisser, piss in the sink, wash your hands in the water fountian.
Burn a whole bunch of cd's with just one song on them... feure fruere by ramstien. Put it in all the cd players. set the wake to 5 minutes, turn the volume all the way up. watch the fun :)
zoom ALL the video cameras onto the cashiers tits, see how long it takes her to notice.
play x-box 360 all day, see how long you can go till someone says something, my personal best is 17 minutes.
call buttons are fun to press.
dent ALL the soup cans, after all microsoft is down 3 points. :)
Smoke inside.
imtheoneandonlyD
12-20-2005, 03:29 AM
I like the condom idea.
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