a freakin baretta?

so anyway a few months ago i purchased a (rice) 00 civ si with a jdm b16 n that thing was ssssllllooooowwww.........didnt get to race much with it one was with a 00ish vette (but of course i lost big time) n the other race was against a FREAKING EARLY 90 CHEVY BARETTA!
me n my two friends were crusing in da civ wen this baretta with a shitty spray can paint job (and nothing else) next to me stomps on it n goes. so i was like *eehh* we catch a red light n wait for a green. theres three poeople in my car (including me) n four in his so im like *im going to eat this kid* so i rev it and *bam* we launch at green, but wait, were gana be headn up a bridge so im like *pull muda fuka pull*and the civ is like *uurrgghh* *im pulling mudafuka, im pulln all i can* but the baretta is still infront of me by like a foot so we get to the top and start headn down hill and the baretta in front of me and theres a red light downhill so i start hittn da brakes we must of hit like 60-70 mph in dat race n i couldnt beat the baretta.......for shame :disappoin .....well any way i ended up crashin that slow ass civic(not racing, but something way 2 stupid for me 2 tell u guys :banghead: :loser: ) so im ever glad to get rid of that thing something was wrong with dat car and YES I DO KNOW HOW TO DRIVE cus this was my second 00 civ si and i rarely lost in my first one.....

what?

what?
I think there was some English in there...believe it or not.



Whoa dude, you're teachers must have hated reading your essays. :eek7:

Nice death/car crash/whatever that was. :smile:

I swear kills needs a rehaul big time.

Lets employ mircowaving bad posters!
zero your first on the list

sorry guys for da bad english im just tired working graveyard shift sux!...

the beretta GT's could actually move...they had a 3.1l V6 so far as i kno and 180 ft.lbs of torque...only 140hp but really early on

and the baretta GTU's were even faster. Do some research on 'em.

what?

LOLOLOL

DAMNIT! I cant read a thing.

the research i found said the GTU's had 125hp and the GT's had 140... there was a 383hp AWD 2.8 Twin turbo beretta concept...

wow i give up trying to read that

the research i found said the GTU's had 125hp and the GT's had 140... there was a 383hp AWD 2.8 Twin turbo beretta concept...

Huh? The GTU came with a 3.1L Turbo, which I believe was built by ASC. It made something like 210hp I thought.. whereas the GT had the 3.1 NA and made like 140..

edit: "mudafuka" or however he spelled it. I cant believe this is my generation. I'm ashamed.. :sly:

deffinately off topic, but i just gotta say BP2k2, that ninja never fails to amaze me ;) . i love it i want one so bad.

^thanks man, i love it too. every spare second i get i spend on it. it's addictive.

"To give some meaning to the racy lines, the GTU, which is based on the Beretta GT model, is also equipped with a 2.8-liter/173-cubic-inch V-6, a five-speed manual transmission and the Z51 Performance Handling Package, which includes ''Level III'' sport suspension with larger stabilizer bars and specially valved struts and shocks."

there is absolutely no mention of any turbo models , one of the models though did get a .92g lateral on the skidpad

sorry guys for da bad english im just tired working graveyard shift sux!...

u work at the graveyard? holy shhhhhhh......scary stuff....

I think I just lost brain cells. More than the normal daily loss, that is. Dang ol' guy has dang nothing on Boomhauer.

I think there was some English in there...believe it or not.



Whoa dude, you're teachers must have hated reading your essays. :eek7:

Nice death/car crash/whatever that was. :smile:


!Irony! :lol:
I love when insults over english contain errors themselves.
beretta I thought it was?

Graveyard shift just means working late hours? Not a graveyard?

Tough death....

edit: "mudafuka" or however he spelled it. I cant believe this is my generation. I'm ashamed.. :sly:
Me too :disappoin ....everyone knows it's spelled "mofugga" :cwm27:

Gotta make 'em say *uurrgghh*nah nah nah nah!

Me too :disappoin ....everyone knows it's spelled "mofugga" :cwm27:

:lol: so yea the point of the story is i lost to a (auto?) beretta in an epik uphill battle........

I think the GTU whoever said was turbo was thinking of was the Gran Prix GTU that came w/ 3.1L Turbo back in the day.

:lol: so yea the point of the story is i lost to a (auto?) beretta in an epik uphill battle........


epic

epic

yea dat (that) :rolleyes:

oh, i love this thread :lol2:

Gotta make 'em say nah nah nah nah!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

uuuhhhhhh....UUUHHHHHHHHHH na na na na, na na na na! Master P wut wut! Ahhhh, middle school pep rally memories.

yea dat (that) :rolleyes:


Don't roll your eyes at me... I'm not the one who talks like somebody who got hit with the blunt end of a stupid stick.

:wink:

You guys have no clue.

The fastest stock Beretta was a 4-banger.

1989-1992 Beretta GTZ
2.4-liter HO QUAD 4 with direct ignition
180/190 HP
160ft-lbs TQ
Curb Weight: 2756 lbs (lighter than a 2002+ Civic Si)

http://memimage.cardomain.com/member_images/6/web/534000-534999/534455_52_full.jpg

I will own one again, someday.

P.S.: Don't be fooled by the listed tests for the car either. My SE-R was listed as high as 16.3 in the early 90's, yet was proven time-and-again to be mid/low 15 car stock.

The GTZ is just about as fast.

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lol

WELL SORRY :rolleyes: , im just to lazy/tired to write w/ proper grammar u know the only time i get to use the net is after pulling a 12 hour graveyard shift, so im weary......
:smile:

We all work too.. or go to school for long hours in some cases... so no excuses. ;)

It's all good.

Why do people put B16 in their car and expect it to be fast???? Just because the car didnt come with one doesnt mean its going to be better....You need some kind of power to be fast..being light can only get you so far.

Why do people put B16 in their car and expect it to be fast???? Just because the car didnt come with one doesnt mean its going to be better....You need some kind of power to be fast..being light can only get you so far.

actually the car had a jdm b16 cus the original b16a2 was stolen (along with other stuff) and the car was a lot slower than other b16 powered cars i have driven and yea your right b16 is overrated........

1999-2000 Civic Si:
Curb weight: 2606 lbs
HP: 160
TQ: 114

1989-1992 Beretta GTZ
Curb weight: 2756 lbs
HP: 180/190
TQ: 160