Damn Copers

Cops got me doin 137mph in a 55 last night. LOL. My liscense is gone for 6 months and my insurance is goin up to 100 a month now with classic car insurance. Oh well I'm still drivin it. Beware of those damn cops hiding.

Mikes71Cam.

...Oh well I'm still drivin it. Beware of those damn cops hiding.

Mikes71Cam.

Man do you have some balls! Don't get caught again, them VA cops are real PRICKS.

so why are you mad at the cops????? you sped, you got caught, its not their fault. And to keep driving on a suspended licence, man, people like you are the reason my insurance is so high.

and a side note, I have NEVER had an encounter with a Virginia STATE police officer that was unpleasant, even being pulled over. Military Police, and small town sheriffs tend to be a bit power drunk and abusive of their athoraty, but Virginia state police are well trained, and respectable professionals.

i even got the set of goodyear eagle tires that are on my IROC from a virginia state police highway patrolmans camaro interseptor when he had a new set put on. They replace the tires at about 50% tred, so he let me take the old tires that are still plenty good. saved me about 900 bucks.

i got pulled over in VA last thursday on Rt. 17 coming home from Nags Head, i was driving my friends Toyota Matrix. I was doing 73 in a 55. got off with a warning. what im pissed off about is he had his radar on me and he was driving the opposite way on Rt.17....

18 over on an interstate, and got off with a warning, shit, id be throwing a party ;)

The guy that pulled my wife over (albeit 88 in a 55... yeah I know) accused her of "defying his authority", said he was staring at him, taunting him. I almost started laughing, but the bulging veins in his neck, his bugging out eyes and the way he was twitching told me not to. You would have thought that once he saw the baby puke, heard the screaming and all that bullshit, he would have given weight to the fact that she panicked as I jumped over the seat to help my choking daughter. PRICK.

Nah man im not mad it just sucked cuz i was comin back from fairfax on I-95 and ppl were still tryin to pass me and the cop looked at me as the first hit lol. I coulda outrun him but im sure he got my tags (MKS71CAM)
MKS=Mike Krisner's

Mikes71Cam.

my brother got pulled over a few months ago for no insurance and they took his liscense. when he got insurance they would give his liscernse back........then he was still driving on a suspended liscensed . cop pulled him over in town cause the cop couldnt see his liscense plates in the window. found out he was driving on a suspended liscensed, Yanked him out of the car, patted him down, gave hime some nice shiny bracelets and drove him to jail.............now his insurance is outrageous ( 99 sunfire gt).......and he still dont have his liscense back.......not worth........atleast to me

just thank god u werent in roanoke...i got locked up there for speeding and at the time i was a military cop...no love lol. in va they damn sure dont play 20 over is reckless driving and that sucks if u get taged with that. hell in va beach where i use to live if they catch u going too fast (whatever that is) they will take your car and the only way u can get it back is buy it at the auction they will be selling it at...

people were passing you while you were doing 137mph??? so youre saying you were racing on I-95, damn man, now i really wish you luck in court, if the cop brings that up youre in trouble for sure.

I got screwed in court by my lawer and the MP who got me to do 74 in a 35, on a military base, that was fun. but it was also entrapment. gotta luv unmarked cars at one in the morning tailgateing you. Moral of the story, make sure you get a lawer you trust, mine was afraid of the judge so he didnt do anything for me.

hell in va beach where i use to live if they catch u going too fast (whatever that is) they will take your car and the only way u can get it back is buy it at the auction they will be selling it at...

THAT is completely fucked up. I wonder if anyone has ever looked at their scheme there and determined it was legal. I understand emminent domain, but that only applies to land. How can they take your car and sell it? All I can say is anyone that did that to me better be wearing a bullit proof vest for quite a long time. They'd never see it coming from about 500 yards...

I'll bet they still have a real estate tax to support the police. Total bunch of pricks.

500 yards? One shot, one kill? You're that good?

After his Camaro is taken away? You'd better believe it.

Good point. But still, I didn't know he was a sniper.

I think earl can do it, didn't you say you had like 50 something guns? Earl can be our camaro body guard.

he can be the earth protector, lol 50 guns thats more gus then all the cops here in cocoa beach have all put together lol. oh how do you spell thoughtful? is that right? t h o u g h t f u l

Wow, if we ever have a camaro meet, I vote he be in charge of security, lol.

he can be the earth protector, lol 50 guns thats more gus then all the cops here in cocoa beach have all put together lol. oh how do you spell thoughtful? is that right? t h o u g h t f u l

ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!!

He gets my vote.
Votes for Earl as Camaro Guard:2

Actually, I joined a range here last year has a 600 yard silhouette range. It's absolutely beautiful. NOT TO TOOT MY OWN HORN... but benched up and all I'm pretty good to about 300-400 yards. 500 would take a little practice, I'm getting rusty but I've got a bunch of brass ordered so I can hone up! I've shot the 600 several times when my father-in-law was a member. Difficult to do with a decent cross wind, but no wind... look out!

I LOVE SHOOTING STUFF. And anybody messes with my maro... it would be sheer pleasure to throw some cross hairs on.

btw: Currently have 32 guns (mostly long guns, a couple revolvers and 4 derringers....) had to get rid of a bunch, no place to put them, didn't feel like buying a bunch of safes and the kids are getting adventureous.

I got caught a while back racing my friend down Atlantic Blvd (large, busy, 6 lane road) at 2 am. There was no one on the streets. So we went for it while waiting at a red light. Then out of nowhere I see lights behind me. I got pulled over and my friend took off and hid back in a neighbourhood. I pulled into a starbucks into a parking space while the cop pulled up behind me and blocked me in. It was kind of funny what he said after that. He was being a real dick, and started yelling at me warning me that if I even think of driving off then he'll put a warrant out for my arrest. Yet.. I was in a parking space with a curb and a crap load of bushes in front of me, while he was blocking me in from behind. But yeah, I got a ticket for reckless driving, he didn't have his radar on so he couldn't give me a speeding ticket. Went to court about a month or so later, the judge asked what I did to get the ticket. I said I was doing about 15 over and the officer didn't have his radar on so he gave me a ticket for reckless driving. The judge just told me to be sure to not do it again. All I gotta pay is $240 by the end of the year for court costs. The only thing I really hated about the whole experience was all the junk mail you get from lawyers offering to represent you in court and the DMV sending you packets about traffic school. That craps just annoying.

i wanna shoot like i guy i saw on tv the other day, using an old trapdoor rifle shooting a .45-70 cartrage, and using open target sights like tom selek used in quigly down under, he nailed a 16in bullseye from 1137 yards away...... three times in a row. He's my hero.

600 yards isnt all that hard so long as you have an accurate enough rifle. Im decent at close range with a handgun, but with a rifle, im not to shabby myself. ;) Im thinkin we have a combined camaro/shooting get together :-D

ha ha that would be freaking sweet, lets do it

yup they will take your ride and sell it, thats what happens when u live in a commonwealth state. they dcan do what the hell they want, make dumb ass taxes and laws and u cant do ish about it. not many people liked me when i was a cop there, or in the military, and i was nice....hell now that i think about it i wasnt liked much when i was s/f in the airforce, damn i wounder if u guys even like me lol

i wanna shoot like i guy i saw on tv the other day, using an old trapdoor rifle shooting a .45-70 cartrage, and using open target sights like tom selek used in quigly down under, he nailed a 16in bullseye from 1137 yards away...... three times in a row. He's my hero.

600 yards isnt all that hard so long as you have an accurate enough rifle. Im decent at close range with a handgun, but with a rifle, im not to shabby myself. ;) Im thinkin we have a combined camaro/shooting get together :-D


Agreed, I'll bring mine as well. What do you call close range with a pistol?

i got a louisville but i dont thiknk that will do much at 500yards w/ a crosswind....

Sure we do Philly, I do an'ways.

yup they will take your ride and sell it, thats what happens when u live in a commonwealth state. they dcan do what the hell they want, make dumb ass taxes and laws and u cant do ish about it. not many people liked me when i was a cop there, or in the military, and i was nice....hell now that i think about it i wasnt liked much when i was s/f in the airforce, damn i wounder if u guys even like me lol

s/f? u mean security forces? cuz special forces isn't air force...

i wanna shoot like i guy i saw on tv the other day, using an old trapdoor rifle shooting a .45-70 cartrage, and using open target sights like tom selek used in quigly down under, he nailed a 16in bullseye from 1137 yards away...... three times in a row. He's my hero.

600 yards isnt all that hard so long as you have an accurate enough rifle. Im decent at close range with a handgun, but with a rifle, im not to shabby myself. ;) Im thinkin we have a combined camaro/shooting get together :-D


BULLITS AND BURNOUTS: THE AF MARO FORUM'S BI-ANNUAL STRESS RELIEF PROGRAM.


I'm in.

he can be the earth protector, lol 50 guns thats more gus then all the cops here in cocoa beach have all put together lol. oh how do you spell thoughtful? is that right? t h o u g h t f u l

cocoa beach? that sounds nice where is that. we should have our get together there.

cocoa beach is in Florida. my hs lax team goes there every year in march. nice place

hs lax? ummm u mean lacross??? cause they come to my school and practice every year. but yeah cocoa beach is in florida about 3 hours south of jacksonville and an hour east of orlando and 2 hours north of stuart. im talking about in a car..... yeah its pretty nice, not much to do though but im 10 seconds away from the beach and like 8 seconds from the river (in a car) seriously, 10 and 8 seonds, or a 3 minute walk to ocean and a 2 minute walk to river. ha well im done giving examples. but here in cocoa beach the holiday in has a little muscle car show a few times a year and its pretty cool. theres some nice cars that come. does anyone on here actually live aroundcocoa beach? just curious cause i see camaros al the time that are pretty nice. oooo that remindes me yesterday i was making a parts run to merrit island and i saw a state trooper in his cop car........ it was a 02 camaro. i was like woah..... not running from him lol

Agreed, I'll bring mine as well. What do you call close range with a pistol?

well, depends on the pistol, with my police issue S&W high capasity 9mm i can dump 15 rounds into about a five inch spred rapid fire at 7 yards. And i can shoot 4in groups of five at 15 yards.

With my S&W highway patrolman in .357 mag i can shoot one inch groups at 15 yards and 3 inch groups at 25 yards

Im saving up to buy a S&W .460 Mag next, although i dont know if thats really for close range ;)

but like i said, im much better with a rifle, i can bullseye a target with my 12 gauge at 30 yards. There arent any long range shooting ranges around where i live (too crowded) so i havent done any real long rifle shooting, but with a compressed air rifle at my cabin, i could hit the UPC lable on a soda can from a half acre away. I get it from my dad, He scored sharp shooter in the navy even with mis-adjusted sights that they wouldnt let him correct for windage.

Oh and Earlsfat, i love the name you came up with, i think im gonna start making T-shirts lol

oh and earl, if you dont mind terrably, i have one small addition to your name for the event.....

BULLITS, BBQ AND BURNOUTS: THE AF MARO FORUM'S BI-ANNUAL STRESS RELIEF PROGRAM.


I intentionally left out beer because as well as it goes with BBQ, it dosnt mix well with bullits and driving :)

..........I intentionally left out beer because as well as it goes with BBQ, it dosnt mix well with bullits and driving :)
so true.....

hs lax? ummm u mean lacross??? cause they come to my school and practice every year. but yeah cocoa beach is in florida about 3 hours south of jacksonville and an hour east of orlando and 2 hours north of stuart. im talking about in a car..... yeah its pretty nice, not much to do though but im 10 seconds away from the beach and like 8 seconds from the river (in a car) seriously, 10 and 8 seonds, or a 3 minute walk to ocean and a 2 minute walk to river. ha well im done giving examples. but here in cocoa beach the holiday in has a little muscle car show a few times a year and its pretty cool. theres some nice cars that come. does anyone on here actually live aroundcocoa beach? just curious cause i see camaros al the time that are pretty nice. oooo that remindes me yesterday i was making a parts run to merrit island and i saw a state trooper in his cop car........ it was a 02 camaro. i was like woah..... not running from him lol

yes, i mean Lacrosse. It probably is your school. There is a elementary school right next door, and like 3 fields and a baseball field out near the water. I remember driving through the parking lot in our bus and disrupting the Driver's Ed course. Good stuff. Usually, we are out there all day. Good times there

well, depends on the pistol, with my police issue S&W high capasity 9mm i can dump 15 rounds into about a five inch spred rapid fire at 7 yards. And i can shoot 4in groups of five at 15 yards.

With my S&W highway patrolman in .357 mag i can shoot one inch groups at 15 yards and 3 inch groups at 25 yards

Im saving up to buy a S&W .460 Mag next, although i dont know if thats really for close range ;)

but like i said, im much better with a rifle, i can bullseye a target with my 12 gauge at 30 yards. There arent any long range shooting ranges around where i live (too crowded) so i havent done any real long rifle shooting, but with a compressed air rifle at my cabin, i could hit the UPC lable on a soda can from a half acre away. I get it from my dad, He scored sharp shooter in the navy even with mis-adjusted sights that they wouldnt let him correct for windage.

Oh and Earlsfat, i love the name you came up with, i think im gonna start making T-shirts lol


Meh, I'm probably about the same as you with pistol. I shoot a semi auto 9mm.

Well on second thought, you might be better since I haven't shot in like two months *glares at dads home improvment projects.*

oh and earl, if you dont mind terrably, i have one small addition to your name for the event.....

BULLITS, BBQ AND BURNOUTS: THE AF MARO FORUM'S BI-ANNUAL STRESS RELIEF PROGRAM.


I intentionally left out beer because as well as it goes with BBQ, it dosnt mix well with bullits and driving :)

that's why beer comes after the bullets and burnouts... well if we have a big and empty parking lot maybe more burnouts can come after beer :evillol:

but i'm underage, i don't drink *shhhh*

lol, im a violent alcoholic, i dont drink either, well, maybe a six pack for dinner ;)

violent? are u serious? i can't stand people that just get mad when they are drunk... hopefully ur not like that... i'm a happy drunk, when i'm drunk u could punch me in the face and i'd prolly still be ur friend. but i don't drink :uhoh:

lol, guess you hate me, but yeah when im drunk i start fights for no reason and shit like that, thats why i stopped getting drunk.

how sad u said the airforce doesnt have special forces, have u ever heard of para rescue and combat control?? they are both special forces and both are called when the navy,army and yes the great marine core get their asses lost somewhere deep and cant get home. just do a search on them both maybe some guys who diss us airforce boys will respect us and agree that we dont just fly and drop off people and suplies. unlike many i had a real mans job in there before i was a cop but being shot twice put me in another field (a military cop)

how sad u said the airforce doesnt have special forces, have u ever heard of para rescue and combat control?? they are both special forces and both are called when the navy,army and yes the great marine core get their asses lost somewhere deep and cant get home. just do a search on them both maybe some guys who diss us airforce boys will respect us and agree that we dont just fly and drop off people and suplies. unlike many i had a real mans job in there before i was a cop but being shot twice put me in another field (a military cop)


pj's and combat controlers are part of air force special tactics. i'm well aware of both of those, my point is the air force calls it special tactics... i in no way was dissing the air force. my dad works at SOCOM and i have been in the spec ops community my whole life (i'm sure u've heard of the 160th SOAR, my dad was in command of the regiment 2 years ago). and i live on MacDill so i know about the air force, the only reason i said that was because i've had many MP's (or SP's if u will) on this base call themselves SF, which stands for security forces.

of course air force has special operations, they just call it something different. special forces (green berets) is army.

i used to want to be in the air force special tactics, but i decided to stay true to my roots. i am going into college through Army ROTC and plan on being a ranger at first, and hopefully somewhere along the line become a green beret.

what about airborn??? is that airforce or is that army?

yes, i mean Lacrosse. It probably is your school. There is a elementary school right next door, and like 3 fields and a baseball field out near the water. I remember driving through the parking lot in our bus and disrupting the Driver's Ed course. Good stuff. Usually, we are out there all day. Good times there
woah thats crazy....thats my school, and the elementary school next door is my old school. u have a girls team too right cause theres a girls lacross team out there to when we go out in our boat sfter shool and you all are down. maybe i only payed attention to the girls team.... well do you remember seeing a 24 foot carolina skiff with a big blue canopy on it hauling butt in the canal back there? if so that was me and my friends.

woah thats crazy....thats my school, and the elementary school next door is my old school. u have a girls team too right cause theres a girls lacross team out there to when we go out in our boat sfter shool and you all are down. maybe i only payed attention to the girls team.... well do you remember seeing a 24 foot carolina skiff with a big blue canopy on it hauling butt in the canal back there? if so that was me and my friends.

no we dont have a girls team. my school is all guys. but hey, Sports Ilustrated named us #2 in the country. anyway..i would know cuz this year i wasnt able to go. but from what i heard it rained alot

what about airborn??? is that airforce or is that army?

airborne is also army, airborne is more like a status, not a unit itself... a unit can be an airborne unit and soldiers can be airborne qualified but airborne itself is not a specific unit. those that are airborne qualified wear jump wings, and if a soldier is in an airborne unit he/she will wear jump boots with all their uniforms (class A, B, and C)

you've probably seen band of brothers before which was the 101st airborne division, there is also the 82nd airborne. but now the 101st is actually an air assault division. soldiers in the 101st are both airborne and air assault qualified. while i lived at ft. campbell kentucky i went to an "introduction" to air assault school, it flat kicked my ass, but it was a blast.

There are so many sections of military forces it gets confusing. SEALs are my fav though.

There are so many sections of military forces it gets confusing. SEALs are my fav though.

i'm an army fan myself (of course, i'm joining it) but SEALs are bad motherf*ckers, i don't suppose u've ever heard about what those guys do when they're bored...

how bout shoot themselves out of torpedo launchers? ya, no shit, they're tough and crazy

Agreed, they are awesome. If I ever join, that would be my goal.

i prefer delta... but even though delta is technically army, it really isn't, they can take soldiers, sailors, airmen, or marines... just while a person is in delta they're paygrade is an army rank if they came from a different service... so delta is the best warriors of the U.S. military, dem fuckers is BAD

I agree Seals are badass, thats why i was in training to become one for a while. end of senior year i was ready to inlist and voulunteer for BUDS. But then i found out that they have strict medical guidelines, and i have a previous spinal cord injury and a history of knee problems, and i was told i wouldnt be accepted, so i quit training.

Although i guess im gonna have to start training again, read in the news that the pentagon is massing a central information tank on 16 and 18 year olds and all college students, ages, races, feilds of study, and creating a list of people eligable for military service, they say its to improove recruiting effectiveness, i say its the groundwork for a draft.

Draft will suck, I don't think it will happen.

well not to spark a political debate, but bush was re-elected, were in a war we cant pull out of, or win with how its currently being fought, and the ranks are thinning due to inadiquate weaponry (M16 / M4) and political leadership. I see it as a strong possibility that were going to be faced with the possibility of a draft.

Lucky I'm not 18 for two more years.

lol, guess my only option is to move to canada, well, at least if i was a coward. I think if they do start the draft, im just gonna enlist, and go for one of the other special forces groups if i cant make it into seals for medical reasons.

If there is a draft but you aren't called yet, what happens if you try to leave the country?

If there is a draft but you aren't called yet, what happens if you try to leave the country?

I'll shoot you. (jkg)

C'mon man. IF I was called I'd gladly go, but then again at 33 I doubt they'd even consider it. I actually thought of enlisting, but at this point in the game I'd be so far behind it wouldn't even be funny. Besides I don't think I could afford the 60% pay cut.

i fault no man for opting to avoid the draft in this case. I am proud of my country, but the thought of going off to kill people for the personal gain of a paranoid meglomaniac makes me sick to my stomach. However, im a fighter, and id go just to make sure a guy who wasnt a fighter in my place, who will wind up getting killed.

i fault no man for opting to avoid the draft in this case. I am proud of my country, but the thought of going off to kill people for the personal gain of a paranoid meglomaniac makes me sick to my stomach. However, im a fighter, and id go just to make sure a guy who wasnt a fighter in my place, who will wind up getting killed.

i don't want to make this a political discussion, just wanted to throw in that i am a huge fan of Bush

i got a story to beat all, about 8 months ago i was at a party, and this kid as running his mouth off at me, so me and my friends got my dads sawsall from home and cut the roof off of his crx :lol2: