ls1's worst nightmare

Omg wow, oh it hurts

ok here we go
me vs. 2000 cavalier(auto)(epitimy of rice)
cavalier mods
-autozone intake
-spray paint white AC vents console
-pod gauges on A pillar,(not hooked up by the way)
- 3 inch exhaust off of what looks like and old truck
-autozone fart can
-Owner who knows absolutely everything about cars ever

Anyway this guy starts talking about cars and i tend to have trouble not laughin in his face anyway. He asks me if i want to race and im like "I dunno man, that thing looks pretty fast and sounds mean, I dont know about all this tricky import stuff you guys do"
him:"Come on man camaros are kinda fast i bet you could keep up with me.

me: i guess

we line up, i flip open my cutouts and my cars gets like 5 times louder and i start grinning at him. His jaw dropped about

Hahaha...gotta love the all powerful and mighty retarded Cavalier owners.

...uhhhh....to be continued?

I dont think he really needs to post the results. I think enough was said.. :lol2:

yeah....he lost right?






















ok yeah he won...and how!

He asks me if i want to race and im like "I dunno man, that thing looks pretty fast and sounds mean, I dont know about all this tricky import stuff you guys do"



Does anyone not find this sentence extremely hilarious?

Did the cavalier guy not pick up on this? lol

got to love the jackass's who label people by the car they drive

got to love the jackass's who label people by the car they drive
:lol2:

Sure we did, but still it would be nice to hear whether the guy immediately whimped out when you revved it up, or he actually tried it anyway only to lose 3 cars before getting to 30 MPH, you know, the "I bailed in second gear because he was so damned far behind it wasn't worth wasting any more gas" kind of story. Inquiring minds want to know.

Jayson, you are the one and only exception to the anti-cavalier campaign. you just dont have a commonly fast car dude! although I have said it many times before, I respect your car and give you mad props on what you have done to it!

this guy was a looser despite what car he drove tough!

"Come on man camaros are kinda fast i bet you could keep up with me.


bahahahahahahahaahhahahahaah :grinno: :grinno:

If he really knew about cars. Then he should've known he was out classed and out matched.

Did you race him and beat him by million car lengths or did he just say, "I give up!".

Are you kidding. They raced, the Cavy Driver hit the "Go Baby Go" button, at which point he flew by lickem and dusted him by 5 car lengths. Must've been awful. How are you taking it right now? I'd be pissed :biggrin:.

oh man i'd pay to see that face!

Ls1s are kinda fast?
Whats a riced cavy then?

I knew they raced and the cavalier lost big. Guess I screwed-up the sentence in my previous post.

I can't wait to race in my next car. Not as fast as z28s, but that's what aftermarket is for.

got to love the jackass's who label people by the car they drive


Jesus dood you are so touchy about anything someone says about a cavy. Lighten up, you don't see Civ shitten a brick every time someone talks shit about a civic.

I remember just such an occasion chex...

Not so long ago I was posting my very first thread here. I was so proud to post a victory against a civic with my lowly car, and to give AF the honor of deflowering me. But then out of nowhere came Civ with his hurtful remarks and it crushed my soul. Boy theres alot of pollen in this room, my eyes are starting to water...

Jesus dood you are so touchy about anything someone says about a cavy. Lighten up, you don't see Civ shitten a brick every time someone talks shit about a civic.


Word.

I remember just such an occasion chex...

Not so long ago I was posting my very first thread here. I was so proud to post a victory against a civic with my lowly car, and to give AF the honor of deflowering me. But then out of nowhere came Civ with his hurtful remarks and it crushed my soul. Boy theres alot of pollen in this room, my eyes are starting to water...

Lol actually i don't remeber. Normally civ gives you playful / (very hurtfull and durogitory that make you cry) jests. He is a good guy, even though he drives a civic.

I am an LS1's worst nightmare. Just ask mine. :icon16:

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=392431

^ The first post here made by GForce. Truthfully, I was just tired of hearing stories about so called "Honda Ricers". That was probably the fifth thread I read on that page about Riced out Hondas. Although I did apologize to you GForce. And Chex is right. I do make fun, most of the time, but really you'll find that I am always like that. And I'm not like that to newbies. I'm sure all the regulars here have experienced my taunting in one form or another. But don't think I have any hurtful intentions in mind. Just joking around with everyone is how I am.

Thanks for sticking up for me to Chex. And really it's true, I don't mind if someone has problems with Ricer Civics. But it's when you place all Civic drivers in general in the Ricer category and start make a huge deal about it, that's when I feel I need to defend them somewhat. But other than that, I laugh over anything anyone has to say about them.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=392431

^ The first post here made by GForce. Truthfully, I was just tired of hearing stories about so called "Honda Ricers". That was probably the fifth thread I read on that page about Riced out Hondas. Although I did apologize to you GForce. And Chex is right. I do make fun, most of the time, but really you'll find that I am always like that. And I'm not like that to newbies. I'm sure all the regulars here have experienced my taunting in one form or another. But don't think I have any hurtful intentions in mind. Just joking around with everyone is how I am.

Thanks for sticking up for me to Chex. And really it's true, I don't mind if someone has problems with Ricer Civics. But it's when you place all Civic drivers in general in the Ricer category and start make a huge deal about it, that's when I feel I need to defend them somewhat. But other than that, I laugh over anything anyone has to say about them.

Np i am allways here to help. Btw i have need you paint skills. I posted a reply a few posts up referencing you shitting a brick. I think that would be a mad tyte paint yo.

good kill! I love when stock Z28 or GT mustang owners look at my car and laugh and rev, only to be left very far behind

Np i am allways here to help. Btw i have need you paint skills. I posted a reply a few posts up referencing you shitting a brick. I think that would be a mad tyte paint yo.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/232382Brick-med.JPG

Does that work??

Jesus dood you are so touchy about anything someone says about a cavy. Lighten up, you don't see Civ shitten a brick every time someone talks shit about a civic.

You'd think instead of getting emo on our asses all the time he'd hang up his tight jeans by now. Hell the original kill was more a stab at ignorant car owners or at MOST, ignorant cavalier owners. You have proven you are not an ignorant ricer in every post that remotely involves the word cavalier, let it rest plz.


And civ's a cool guy, sure his stories may be corney (yah I said it) and
his remarks at times indirectly induce sharp pains to the heart, he means well.

:)

It's been a while since I've actually told a story, and really, I try to make them more interesting than the usualy posts. I got off that whole "Hero Civ" line a while ago. So don't worry about hearing things like that anymore.

As for you Jayson, really don't stress this any more than it has to be. I'm in the same boat as you are. Riced out Cavy's, or Riced out Civics. People could go on and on about them. Just let it slid and go on knowing your Cavy isn't put into the category of "Ricer". I don't feel it is and I'm sure most people here feel the same way.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/232382Brick-med.JPG

Does that work??


LMAO that was exactly what i was thinking it should look like.

Glad I could make your thoughts come true :thumbsup:. L8...

Glad I could make your thoughts come true :thumbsup:. L8...

Dood you kick ass at paint, you and a friend of mine should have paint wars. My friend can draw anything in paint and make it look funny lol.

BTW when is your comic strip comen out?

Completely forgot about that. Anyway, pm me and we'll talk. Back on topic...

lickem let us know the results!!!! this sounds like a close race man.

hell he needs to stay away from the v6 camaros too...

...so the ls1 and cavy are racing...when all of a sudden here comes the...ford festiva!!!and smokes both of them!!!haha

after the race mr cavy ashamed returns to autozone to buy some NOS floor mats and dashboard neons which add about 50hp at the wheels! now mr cavy on a quest for revenge find out that after the loss mr ls1 admitted himself into an insane assylum and mr festiva's engine exploded in a blaze of glory just minutes after....thats my theory on the ending of this exciting tale ^.^

...so the ls1 and cavy are racing...when all of a sudden here comes the...ford festiva!!!and smokes both of them!!!haha

after the race mr cavy ashamed returns to autozone to buy some NOS floor mats and dashboard neons which add about 50hp at the wheels! now mr cavy on a quest for revenge find out that after the loss mr ls1 admitted himself into an insane assylum and mr festiva's engine exploded in a blaze of glory just minutes after....thats my theory on the ending of this exciting tale ^.^

If the internet was a gun, I'd shoot you right now :)

...so the ls1 and cavy are racing...when all of a sudden here comes the...ford festiva!!!and smokes both of them!!!haha

after the race mr cavy ashamed returns to autozone to buy some NOS floor mats and dashboard neons which add about 50hp at the wheels! now mr cavy on a quest for revenge find out that after the loss mr ls1 admitted himself into an insane assylum and mr festiva's engine exploded in a blaze of glory just minutes after....thats my theory on the ending of this exciting tale ^.^

see: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=387907

haha...ahhh yes...it will never cease

why all the questioning? who doesnt know that a cavalier will kill a LS1

I think he might of been writting the story as he was racing the guy. he was probably sitting in his car with the wireless laptop on typing and racing all at the same time untill the riced out Cavie turned out to be an undercover cop and pulled him over. :sly:

Oh and you guys should watch out for CivRacer. the truth is he is not a nice guy! he is not the adorable smart ass injun you all think he is. Hes and evil tyrant I tell ya. In the future Civ and Dampachi have taken over the streetracing forums as it new mods and rule with an iron fist. Redneck and the other mods where all framed and locked up. thats why I came back, to save all of you from Civ's post whoring ass. he has you all brain-washed!

Musashi...

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/232382will_be_funny1.jpg

Hahaha...gotta love the all powerful and mighty retarded Cavalier owners.

this is what pissed me off.

Musashi...

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/232382will_be_funny1.jpg

:lol: :lol: :owned:

What is it that you do all day Civ? or did you have that one laying around?

I just had it laying around. Like I said, you don't stand a chance. Just give up. It'll save you the future embarrassment :biggrin:.

I think he might of been writting the story as he was racing the guy. he was probably sitting in his car with the wireless laptop on typing and racing all at the same time untill the riced out Cavie turned out to be an undercover cop and pulled him over. :sly:

Oh and you guys should watch out for CivRacer. the truth is he is not a nice guy! he is not the adorable smart ass injun you all think he is. Hes and evil tyrant I tell ya. In the future Civ and Dampachi have taken over the streetracing forums as it new mods and rule with an iron fist. Redneck and the other mods where all framed and locked up. thats why I came back, to save all of you from Civ's post whoring ass. he has you all brain-washed!

musashi, this is mopheus... :lol:

musashi, this is mopheus...

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/232382morph.jpg

^ Just added that picture in. Cause you know, your Morpheus and all...

Plus, Musashi deserves it for continuing to keep that little advertisement in his sig :biggrin:.

1. We just hijacked this thread. but since the thread starter is MIA who cares!

2. I will never give up Civ. (well eventually I'll give up but not today.) besides you started it when you killed me after I brought you back using my Dragon Ballz! so I am holding a grudge.

3. I havent had time to make up my new sig so It'll remain there for a few more days!
I am actually considering making a Musashi > CivRacer t-shirt though!

1. We just hijacked this thread. but since the thread starter is MIA who cares!

2. I will never give up Civ. (well eventually I'll give up but not today.) besides you started it when you killed me after I brought you back using my Dragon Ballz! so I am holding a grudge.

3. I havent had time to make up my new sig so It'll remain there for a few more days!
I am actually considering making a Musashi > CivRacer t-shirt though!

:rofl: it's like an epic battle online, very entertaining

1. We just hijacked this thread. but since the thread starter is MIA who cares!

2. I will never give up Civ. (well eventually I'll give up but not today.) besides you started it when you killed me after I brought you back using my Dragon Ballz! so I am holding a grudge.

3. I havent had time to make up my new sig so It'll remain there for a few more days!
I am actually considering making a Musashi > CivRacer t-shirt though!

Too late, the shirts have been made, and they are selling out pretty quick. I only have 1 box left!

Too late, the shirts have been made, and they are selling out pretty quick. I only have 1 box left!

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/232382T-shirt-med.jpg

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/232382Thumbs.jpg

i think you need glasses

I wouldn't even want to be caught dead looking like you...

:lol: OMG its turning into west side story...i think there is going to be a rumble tonight

Is that you in the pic under the shirt Civ? tell me cause I got snipers trained on you right now man, all I need is a face to go with the mission file.

Touché on the shirt thing. you win this round but I will be back!

*throws smoke bomb on floor and cloud of smoke covers Musashi*
WHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*smoke clears and Musashi is still standing there*
okay, go away now!

lol, ok guys, we need to start gettin back on topic

lol, ok guys, we need to start gettin back on topic
Yeah, seriously someone should like go look for lickem. his like disapeared and stuff.
I wanted to ask him about the cut-outs he mentioned. I think I saw something similar on "Trucks" the other day. Stacey (sp?) finished project copper-head and took it to the track, flipped a switch and it was like all open-header and stuff. bad ass man!

this is what pissed me off.

Why? it's true 90% of the time, you being the exception so you shouldn't be pissed. I gotta agree with everyone else about you being too touchy about it...so you have a Cavalier, it's well known as a bitch car that kids rice out...but you don't have to defend yourself dude, we all know yours is better than the average Cavalier, its still not fast, but better than average...it's not like you're gonna change the worlds opinion on Cavalier's if you let everyone know yours is supercharged 100 times a day, to a lot of people it doesn't matter what's in it, it'll still be a bitch car. I'm not one of those people cuz I know what you have in it and I have some respect for you, but just trying to ease your mind. And btw a lot of people look at what you drive as a statement of what kind of person you are, it can be a show of wealth, taste, and knowledge...I am one of those people:2cents:

Yes, i was also wondering about the cutouts, i saw an older chevy with that on it. But i didn't know if it opened with just enough pressure when you got on the gas or if it were a switch...I would like that for my truck.

hello

okay i already typed this but somehow it got erased so in.

K i didnt get to finish the story the first time bc i had to leave at like that second.

The race
At the light i open my cutouts and rev it to about 5k, the guys jaw seriously dropped. So the light turns and i dont even shift into 3rd bcs its been ownage the whole time.

heres the best part.
So i go back to the gas station where we were at before and the guys pulls up and looks like hes just been touched by michael jackson.
Him:What the hell did you do at the line?!?!
Me: I flipped my supercharger on, i figured i would probably need it for this race
Him: What, you never told me you had a superchager!?
ME: you didnt ask
He then proceeds to tear out of the parking lot. This has to be my favorite race, i Seriously had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

wow you are soo mean and cruel to mess with the poor guy that bad. that guy needs help. sooo misinformed.

Jayson, you are the one and only exception to the anti-cavalier campaign.

'Scuse me?

Lickem, you list a 8.3 as your 1/8th mile time? Usually a 10-11 point somethin is around a high 16-17 second 1/4 (please someone correct me if I am wrong). So that would make your 1/4 around 15 seconds? Maybe high 14s?

I would expect better from a Camaro, especially when these "epitimy of ricers" [sic], which are so pathetic, frequently reach the same times.

No it would put him around 12 or 13's

No it would put him around 12 or 13's
13's actually. Lower half. Way down there.

Problem is, with the LS1 cars, they have VERY good top end power, and using those 1/8 mile times to determine 1/4 miles is difficult.