What are ppls favorite quotes

yo im interested in finding out what ppls favortie quotes are that have to do with cars or racing. mine is "when the turbo spins, the bullshit ends" :iceslolan

quoted from you:


the SVT comes stock with a supercharger

^talking about a svt focus.


:lol2:

Carol Shelby rolled up in a GT-500 at a Corvette rally and the Corvette guys yelled "you need to put that ass in some fiberglass!" Carol Shelby looked back at them and said "why don't you put your ass in something that's a little fast?"

oh hey check it out sk8ter_in_ny thinks hes a commedian now...to bad this isnt the jokes forum

"You Stupid F**king C*nt"....al pacino, glen garry glen ross.

oops, doesn't have to do with car :-(

"Racing is life, everything before or after is just waiting."-Steve McQueen in the movie Le Mans

oh hey check it out sk8ter_in_ny thinks hes a commedian now...to bad this isnt the jokes forum

You can post jokes here.


And...

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."
-Dudley Moore

cheap, fast, reliable. pick two.


you may call it turbo lag...i call it fore-play (my friend came up with this one)


every day it runs is a day longer then we thought it would!


i drift not because it is the fastest way around a corner, but because it is the most enjoyable - Keiichi Tsuchiya

"Second place is worse then wreckin, your the first loser."- Dale Earnhardt

"When in fear or doubt drop a gear and dissappear."- Unknown

It isn't exactly cars but is a well known bike builder Mr. Indain Larry once said "In god we trust vengeance is mine sayeth the lord no fear."

my fav. quote is ......?-helen keller

aww that's rough klone

"If there's one thing i teach you about working on your car Josh, it's that, you are never finished. There's always that one more thing that needs to get done."

My old man

"BOLLOCKS" - Idiot who tried to substitute water with beer, for soup.

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."
-Ben Franklin

"English, motherf--ker, Do you speak it?" - Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction)

cheap, fast, reliable. pick two.

Very true. Can't have it all.

"Do not mistake bribe-taking for corruption" - Russian Interior Minister Vladimir Rushaylo

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -WC Fields.

Alright, well, there is a little story that goes with this.

My friend and I were walking his dawgg (:loser:) and we saw this lady pull up in an 80k dollar mercedes, and in the middle of fricken december. Okay, that ma not be signifegent. How aboutj, =17 C.

Anyway, my friend looked at her and said, "Driving a mercedes in winter? Wow, that lady's got balls.....Oh wait, no she doesn't"

:p

The best 2 automotvie quotes in history of cars

1. "I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time"
2. "It doesnt matter if you win by an inch or a mile..."

Now the best one, when you see/hear an amazing car you just "cargasm"

you know your car is a she when its

1.Tempermental
2.Acts up if it does not get its way
3. Runs differently at different times of the month
4. Unless it gets the new stuff, tries to act up on you
5. High maintenance
6. Gets upset if you don't spend enough time with it
7. All other cars look better and are better by comparison than the one you have....

not really a quote brent but still good

I'll catch you on the flipside. - Rocco from Boondock Saints

(boondock saints=badass movie)

"even if, why?"













i don't know what the hell i'm talking about

"Those who think they know everything piss off people who do know everything"

"Yer lucky dat hunderd shot-a NAWZ didnt blow the welds on teh intake"

"4000 POUNDS NEVER FELT SO QUICK!"

I like the one in my signature now

Edit: Just saw this on an away message- Life is going to throw you lemons. Don't make lemonade. Yell FUCK YOU! and throw them back.

"Fearing to say something should render the question of whether it is worth saying at all"

"The older one becomes the quicker the present fades into sepia and the past looms up in glorious technicolour."

How you doin'? :smooch:

Speed kills, drive a Honda and live forever! :thumbsup:

lets root bitch!

- me

"Thats not a car, its a FORD!", My dad (he's in to mopars)

"Thats not a car, its a FORD!", My dad (he's in to mopars)

He must be a smart man!! :biggrin:

high school principal: " Young man this is not a democracy, its a dictatorship" (refering to school disipline matters :rolleyes: )
Me: "but alas, how can it be a dictatorship without a dictator? All I see is a dick"
NOTE* do not say that in an assembly.... it leads to alot of detention..............

"The people who kill are the killers."-guy on academic message board arguing about gun control.

Remember that the cop in front of you doing the speed limit is the PACE CAR.

"My top speed is UN-limited!"
-cop in Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry

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"good motherfuckin choice motherfucker. You'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time"-Samuel Jackson

"never turn down pussy or a hot meal,cuz you never know when the next one will be"-my old boss

My favorite quotes are the best :D


"And chico... if anything happens to the buy money, eee pobreci... my boss'll stick your heads up your asses faster than a RABBIT GETS FUCKED!"

"This towns like a great big pussy waitin to get fucked"

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, THEN you get the woman."

"How'd you get a scar like that tough guy? Eattin pussy!?"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I want whats commin to me" "oh ya, whats commin to you?" "The world chico! An everything in it!"

"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me! You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me! I always tell the truth........ EVEN when I lie! So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"

"Joo wanna waste my time? Okay..... I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He such a good lawyer that by tomorrow morning, you gunna be working in Alaska! SO DRESS WARM!"

"I NEVER fucked anybody over in my life didnt have it comin to'em, joo got that? ALL I have in this world is my BALLS and my WORD, and I DONT BREAK'EM FOR NO ONE, joo understand?!"







ALL FROM THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! aka SCARFACE
most quotes said by Tony Montana aka the guy in my avi aka Al Pacino

"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!"

"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!"

"FUCK Gasper Gomez and FUCK DA FUCKIN DIAZ BROTHERS!! I CRUSH THOSE COCK-A-ROACHES!"

Catch me if can but i doubt it -me

i gotten away with everty except muder but i'll prolly get away with that too!-me

Baby i hate you.. your just lucky at everything and you get whatever you want whenever you want.--Ex girlfriend

Screw you man one day you are the fastest guy i know and then you get SRt-4 -friend

THIS AINT GAME - me /bro

I like the one my friend said, "you can't spell crap without APC".

"Why dont you just buy a car that looks fast and sounds fast with a crappy engine"Dumass in my class

I almost smack him

New one i learned at a party last night: Dick 'em Down

"I refuse to go quietly through life, cautiously avoiding all danger, only to arrive safely at death." -Somebody

"The greates trick the devil ever pulled was convinving the world he doesn't exist." - Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects

"Drugs are bad, Mkay." Mr. Mackey
"If the living are living, and the dead are dead, what are the undead?"

"It doesn't matter if you win by a minute or a mile, winnings winning"

See my signature, Top quote is by me, and the other one is stated by whom.

"throw a blower on it" - geno
"dude i smoked you ( so what, your motor is bigger) yeah and so is my dick, whats your point?" - me

Act as If act as if own this firm act as if you got a 9 inch cock act as if. and to do so you must at least look the part- ben affleck boiler room

im rick james bitch!- rick james

"When people ask me, why is it free, i look at them and tell them real slowly Because it odsent cost enything"

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." PJ O'Rourke

Here are some of my favorites...
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them."

"Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't."

Quote from a home video i have of a kid trying to show off at a bmx track

"One handed sweet potatoe jump!!!!! Jeremy does i......ugh! (at this point his mouth was full of dirt)

Raoul Duke: Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

"keep the shiny side up" is the most usefull tip...
"That's the fast part of the motor."
And for everybody who's posted quotes without reading the whole topic post - you're all lame, and should feel stupid when you go back and read the entire topic post :loser: :iceslolan

"Gonorrhea, the gift that keeps on givin" -Me

"I refuse to go quietly through life, cautiously avoiding all danger, only to arrive safely at death." -Somebody

Awesome quote.

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."


Gotta remember that one. Excellent.


And for everybody who's posted quotes without reading the whole topic post - you're all lame, and should feel stupid when you go back and read the entire topic post

lol... True, 90% of these quotes have nothing to do with cars/racing.

Heres mine;

"No, he didn't slam into you. He didn't bump you. He didn't nudge you. He rubbed you and rubbin' son, is racin' - Robert Duvall, Days of Thunder

"two tickets inside of 45 minutes I hate the fucking state police suck" (no typos). My friend Bill drunk as fuck after getting 2 tickets (with a radar detector) in 2 states all in under an hour. The best part is.... I have the MP3...
http://blacklinux.com/pages/public/cars/skyline/new/drunkbill.mp3