What are ppls favorite quotes

"two tickets inside of 45 minutes I hate the fucking state police suck" (no typos). My friend will drunk as fuck after getting 2 tickets (with a radar detector) in 2 states all in under an hour. The best part is.... I have the MP3...
http://blacklinux.com/pages/public/cars/skyline/new/drunkbill.mp3


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EDIT: lol I see now! :bananasmi

I wish this damn computer would play MP3's.

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that was a very fun night. I remember driving his car home across 3 states with no shoes on because I myself was...... then going to (insert store here) and "getting" some shoes. The funny thing is... I still have those shoes.

Other advice I got from my friend related to cars:

"For the love of god Mike, SHIFT!" - Bill

Quote that changed my life:

at age 16:

"Yeah definitly get a manual, you'll learn to love it" - Bill

"If you want practicality, get a bicycle." - Enzo Ferrari

"These aren't cars we're selling, they're dreams. When your selling a car to a woman you have to pretend to make love to her...seduce her. When she buys it's the big O, Orgams central. A multiple orgasm would be when she buys lots of cars"

"Like a fleet?"

"Yes....but that never happens"

"but what about when your selling a car to a bloke?"

"Then it's all about toggers!"

"But I thought you said it was about dreams?"

"You can dream about toggers....no, I guess you don't..........When your selling a car to a man Paul, you have to make him believe he has the biggest togger in the world....BUT...at the same time, you have to keep telling yourself I have the biggest togger"

"I have the biggest togger"

"Not as big as mine Paul....not as big as mine"

Swiss Toni, Fast Show (BBC)

"Yo! V-TEC just kicked in! Too bad the race ended 10 minutes ago..."

Dunno where it's from, but it's funny, specially since I don't have anything with a V-Tec in it. LOL

"Remember when smoking was safe and drag racing was dangerous" - bumper sticker on a drag car

RACECAR spelled backwards is RACECAR

RACECAR spelled backwards is RACECAR

I like that ... thanks for the laugh !!! :lol:

"This is my 1000th post woohoo" by me...

"Heros may be remembered, but legends never die"
The Sandlot, Babe Ruth says it

"If everything seems under controll, you just aren't going fast enough." -Mario Andretti
"Drive it like you stole it" -Anonymous
"Don't drink and drive, you may spill your drink" sign, don't like this one, agree, don't drink and dive.
"Displacement is the most effective and the least efficient way of increasing horsepower" somebody on AF.

I dont remember who told me this but it goes like this:"Life is like one big drag race...Everything from burnout, staging, crossing the line, and letting out the gas."

"I'm just using the old Hillbilly method of if it doesn't work, just keep adding more metal til it does" - Jesse James

"Do my eyes deceive me or is Senna's car sounding a bit rough?" - Murray Walker

"Martin Schanche's car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, which is identical!!" - Murray Walker

"I don't know why everything keeps going wrong. Somebody at Team Lotus must have run over a nun." - Jochen Rindt

"The car in third place is the leader" - Murray Walker (you have to love him)

"beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy" ben franklin

dont drink and drive you might spill your drink is from the NOFX song you drink you drive you spill

Got another one:

"When I die, I hope I go like my granfather, quietly in my sleep, and not screaming like the people in his car!"

Kinda sick. "This car handles like a wet dream. It feels great but you have no control over it." Me. :uhoh:

"beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy" ben franklin

and that has what exactly to do with cars????????

and that has what exactly to do with cars????????


if you paid close attention to the topic of this thread, it asks what your favorite quote is, not what your favorite quote about cars is.

"im your worst nightmare. I'm a nigger with a badge"-Eddie murphy

(Black news reporter) "White folks are dead and we're getting the f#@k out of here...lets go motha f#@ker!!"--Scary Movie