What the heck is wrong now!!!

I don't get it...my Windstar has been fine for two weeks now and I don't know why! It should be giving me the usual problems but has not disapointed me at all for the last TWO weeks. What gives here? I am going to have to get rid of it before the stress of 'when will the next problem hit' overwhelms me!
Ohhh, I know the answer! I know why I have had no problems for the last two weeks...I have not driven it!!! LOL!

Cheers!

My windstar is doing well too, it's been parked for almost a week awaitting head gaskets on up to be replaced!!!

My 96 Windstar is awesome! It's up on jackstands waiting for a new oil pump! Headgasket is about shot too. The oil is getting foamy sludgy. Piece of crap!