The Off-Topic Topics Thread of Off-Topic Topics in Off-Topic

OK. Here's how it goes.

1) Don't talk about anything related to what is being talked about in this thread.

2) Make sense while not making sense.

3) Useless information is a plus (FYI's).

Example:
I post: "Do you enjoy AF? It has many squirrels"

You post: "Man it's hot outside! It's like 110 degrees. I wish I chewed gun instead."

Makes no sense? Yes? Good.
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My 1st off topic topic:

True story-
Ok, so I'm burning a CD last night at 24x. I always burn at 24x. It takes about 3 minutes for 80 minutes of audio. The damn thing (Roxio Toast 5.0) gives me an error like 2 minutes into the burn saying the info isn't processing fast enough. So I eat some pork rinds.

I finally freaking got my lugnuts for my damn truck. locking nuts are the stupidest invention in the freaking world, because once you lsoe the goddamn key, you have to vise them off..while on fire! and its not like crooks cant figure that out for themselves. or crash into it.Jeez. Im going to rule the world.

Lock or move, lock or move. Damn, the choices. Oh, some gas station just blew up down the road. Who knows how, bu it was away from the gas pumps. :eek:

I had Chinese food for lunch so that I could read my photoshop book better while I work. Apple juice makes a good afternoon snack too.

damn recurrance:finger4:

i just beat a Viper...

oh, and you know what AF needs...we need a smilie that shrugs his shoulders...like "it wasnt me"...or "ah well"...ya know?

back to the topic...i got hit in the head playing basketball twice last week at the church i play at...yea, and now my head looks like Mars...

yes!!!

:eek: :eek: i have a project due tomorrow but im too lazy to do it.. had like a week to do it TOO. sux sometimes being lazy as i am.

i have to wash my car too i bumped in to it today and now my hip is dirty fuk. Dam my office is a bit mess i hope no one walks in here they might get lost and dissapear, worst case they migth find something growing in here and itll eat them. :eek:
humm wait all this junk makes good camo cover for me to sleep and post on AF all day HAHAHA my little fort is secure from outsiders.

humm i think its time for my nap...ZZzzZzzzzzz

and you know work really can suck when you're a project manager. But then again walking around like a chicken helps.

Originally posted by SickLude
oh, and you know what AF needs...we need a smilie that shrugs his shoulders...like "it wasnt me"...or "ah well"...ya know?I just saw a picture of a mite on a bee's back. My car is dirty.

what an incredibly boring idea for a thread, i mean who cares how many peanuts I can fit in my arnotts crackers.

Originally posted by Moppie
what an incredibly boring idea for a thread, i mean who cares how many peanuts I can fit in my arnotts crackers.



I thought it was apples in your ass :confused:

I thought it was apples in your ass


*cough*Ahem*cough*


Originally posted by Sham365
1) Don't talk about anything related to what is being talked about in this thread.

:D









wow theres a kangaroo on the otherside of the sea with a great big digital camera that is pointing at the large firm throbing dinosur at the zoo that can drive a car to the moon when man kind has landed while flying a space ship that wasnt a plane invetented by the write brothers who were wrong because guy pierce fly first here in new zealand but it was never written down on cloth which is used to make sails that will help us retain the americas cup which was left sitting the middle of the ocean ofter being carried by a pupet controled by supermarionation that had a long tail just like a kangaroo.

Gee FTO did not post in here yet! Wholy shit mark it on the calander! lol

there are oompalompahs dancing inside my head.Iam going to stare at my lava lamp until I get an ERECTION.:bloated:

Ryan Stiles is cool

The bearded MAN! ; man!

most cars have a wheel at each corner,except those that don't.Unicycles do not have corners, that is why they are not classed as cars.

don't cook bacon in the nude then:)

Originally posted by tazdev
don't cook bacon in the nude then:)

THE TOYOTA CARINA IS THE UNDISPUTED CAR OF THE DECADE


If it came with a pop-up toaster fitted as standard it would undoubtedly be the car of the century :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :finger: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:

Someone's got far too much time on their hands. Damn AIM won't connect!

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Someone's got far too much time on their hands. Damn AIM won't connect!


I like a bit of perky,especially with the window open!

When the night has come and the land is dark, why is it soo dark in here?:rolleyes:

Bubble trash filler makes sense, guy. You appreciate sweet on sweet meat. Naked brings fish to watch me plant carnations.

Water bags can rarely be used to finance trans-dynamic plates.

¿Mary empujó el pecho desnudo en el policía y dijo," me dispensa, usted me puede decir si yo lo hago córneo?"

Humans used to be a slave race to a species of Beings far superior to us...and they probably had pointed ears. you know why? The number of people who enjoy BDSM or other "kinky" stuff is now greater than ever, and far greater than the number of people who DON'T. so, when all of our forefathers were slaves several thousand years ago, they learned to LIKE that stuff because they had no choice. well, something happened to make the superior race leave or die off, and humans became the dominant species. but the traits remained, passed on in Genetic memories, which explains why humans today still enjoy the concept of servitude or such.

Also, why do I say they had pointy ears? look around, nearly everything in Mythology, Science Fiction, or Fantasy had that had pointed ears was also FAR superior to Humans. in Mythology- Demons, Gargoyles, dragons...99% of the time they were depicted with Pointy ears. Science fiction- you got your Vulcans (physically stronger, telepathic, not subject to volotile emotion) in Fantasy- number one Example- Elves. Very agile, often telepathic, more acute Vision/hearing, smarter, faster, stronger, more beautiful...and THEY ALL HAVE POINTED EARS! DAMNIT, I'M ON A ROLL! DRINK A BEER, FORM A THEORY, DRINK A BEER, FORM A THEORY! DRINK A BEER, THROW UP, FORM A THEORY...ALBERT, who??? i DON'T NEED NONE OF THIS SHIT, NOW SOMEBODY FETCH ME A BEER!!!!!

Hell boy! You don't know trashin untill you pull into some girls driveway, friggin hours late gettin cussed fifty! You just gotta step out of the car and prepair to recieve strikes! Now gettin your teeth knocked out by Richard Biby, now thats rock!!!

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t29063-1.html
some links are friendly,others are not!

This is so OT, its not even funny. (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/member.php?s=&action=logout )

Anal restraints are the worst. Worse than having a eucalyptus fit.

but not nearly as comfortable as being whipped with scented boot laces. but then again why would you throw a hedgehog in the pool

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Someone's got far too much time on their hands. Damn AIM won't connect!

:rolleyes: That is for sure :devil:

i agree, i, also, think the square root of pi is an interesting number

OMG!

theres a fjasldfjlas biting me on my farfignugen! what is he doing!! get him off!! get him off!!!!


on a lighter note....Fraggle Rock is bitchin!

I am glad to see this idea has taken off...


That reminds me:

This dude at my work has a big ass head. I wonder if he was a big head kid when he was younger. Just a big ass Bonk head on a little body. Can't even walk without a balance bar - like one of those high wire acts - head is so damn big. Sheesh! And to think, I actually like Star Wars!!!

This thread dazzles, its just a micron away from toppin fifty. Now that fuggin tops!

but see I can do the Kessell run in 12 parsecs. And a gallon of whiskey will never go wrong.

I'm meant to be doing a CV....But i'm here instead :p :p

*GonthraX Likes Whales*
But I like Sunchips better:D

Skylines, yum. ''I have no idea where that gun came from officer''

Damnit, KB I clicked on your link there.


Thanks alot :finger: :finger: :finger: :p

so ther i was, completely naked. at least the chips were good.

socks are underwear for your feet.

Man I tell ya what my dogs are barking today. Practically giving off heat like some Kingsford charcol! Woof! Woof !! Woof! Damn lime jello!

If you can read this.

back to the topic, i hate getting rug burns. its like taking tweezers and trying to bottle penguins.

Compulsive procrastination on the AF boards mean you will never get around to

:eek: :eek: ARGGGGGGG!!!!!! matie... me dam cookies all gone, dam U wise craker!!!!

dude, your all crazy..its like this:

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...

crazy man....just crazy...

oh, and no Sham, i will not make out with you!

I'd like to take this time to sing (in a sober state) the entire Operetto number 16 in it's full length, ENTIRELY IN PIG LATIN. thank you.

Originally posted by Dustin_S
I'd like to take this time to sing (in a sober state) the entire Operetto number 16 in it's full length, ENTIRELY IN PIG LATIN. thank you.

Thank goodness we cant attach sound files! ;) :D

Originally posted by SickLude
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...


but what about this.

A woodchuck could chuck a quart of conifer, if you gave him a quarter for every quart he cut.


A HA!! there it is.:D

fart happens.

Who shot Who in the what now!?!?!?!!?:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
:D :D :sun: :flash:

i wish i was a KIWI

I AM THE ONLY NAKED ESKIMO!!


my butt hurtz

The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers a wonderful thing, their tufts are made out of rubber their tails made out of srpings. Their Bouncy wouncy bouncy wouncy fun fun fun and the most wonderful about tiggers is I'm the only one, I'm the only one.

T-I-double GGG-ER:jump: :jump: :jump:

http://www.stuff.is/homo/hey.php?name=Bitch!

and than i said, if u want sex, get ur own damn horse!

woohoo woohoo woohoo friday night friday night woohoo woohoo friday night friday night woohoo woohoo woohoo friday night friday night woohoo woohoo woohoo friday night friday night woohoo woohoo woohoo friday night friday night woohoo woohoo woohoo friday night friday night woohoo woohoo woohoo friday night friday night woohoo woohoo woohoo friday night friday night woohoo woohoo woohoo friday night friday night woohoo woohoo woohoo friday night friday night woohoo woohoo woohoo friday night friday night !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

Sounds like someone’s a bit excited! :p Do I look like a tealady????? :mad:

Who me?:D But why is running into a wall bad?:rolleyes:

Yes, tis weekend night. Time to party...where's my peppermint Schnaupps?