The Off-Topic Topics Thread of Off-Topic Topics in Off-Topic

Hmmmmm.......
cheddar is bad....
CHEDDAR IS BAD.....
CHEDDAR IS BAD.......
CHEDDAR IS BAD
CHEDDAR IS BAD
CHEDDAR IS BAD


BUT I LIKE CHEESE FOR TEA ON FRIDAYS!

:flash: :flash:

EDIT-I just used the edit button :finger:

I just saw the stupiest thing. I couldn't believe it! There it was, in front of me! It was so stupidly stupid that I felt stupid just looking at the stupid thing. I kept thinking "how can anything be this stupid?" I mean, it's just stupid. Then I walked away from the mirror and stubbed my toe. Ruffles have ridges.

BoredRec :bloated:

This Is The Song That Never Ends...
Yes It Goes On and On My Friends...
Some People Starrrrted Singing It, Not Knowing What it Was...
And They Continued Singing It Forever Just Because...




















This is The Song That Never Ends...

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought-
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffing through the tugey wood,
And burbled as it came!


One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.


"And hast thou slain the Jaberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.


'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did grye and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe

Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher. The tires popped, and the shocks broke, but that truck kept bouncing. Some say it bounced clean over the moon, but whoever says that is a goddamn liar.

He thought he saw an Elephant,
That practised on a fife:
He looked again, and found it was
A letter from his wife.
'At length I realise,' he said,
'The bitterness of Life!'

-Lewis Carroll:alien2:

I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure
gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

STOP

MESSING

with my

smilies

:flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:

the boy stod on the burning deck,
his pockets filled with crackers,
One fell down his trowser leg,
And was eaten by a parrot

True story:
Eh, my friend just called me. He asked if I had the Craid David CD and of course I do. Turns out that he is to interview ole dude tomorrow afternoon, but didn't have his CD...only knew the songs from MTV. So in lieu of this I have decided to share some Craig David lyrics complete with the Sham remix.

(Regular Chorus)
Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday
And Friday and Saturday
We chilled on Sunday
I met this girl on Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday
And Friday and Saturday
We chilled on Sunday

(Sham's Remixed Chorus)
Monday
Took her for ribs on Tuesday
I'm splaking that pootang by Wednesday
And on Thursday
And Friday and Saturday
Gave her a shocker on Sunday
I met this girl on Monday
Dissed her pooh butt on Tuesday
Called her back up by Wednesday
Splakin on on Thursday
And Friday and Saturday
Back to teabaggin on Sunday...

dude, yall gotta check this out...

one day, there was this dude, and he was dudin. well, this dude saw his dude friend and they decided to dude into town on thier dude. well, the first dude, saw this really hot dude and he left his dude friend to go talk to this other dude...turns out that dude was just looking for another dude. so he was like "dude!"...and the other dude was like "dude, i know!"..so then they left and proceeded to dude...

Thou has't smelled of apricots and pumpkin juice since tuesday.:alien2:

I am alergic to small brown pices of MDF,so I definitely won't be posting in this thread.not at all.nosiree.

there is only soooo much intelligence to go around. some people just take a little more than their own. And he said unto them: Take this foolishness and share of it...

Paganini had only one concert violin, it was created by Giuseppe Guarneri del Gesu in 1742:D

Alright!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is awsome! Now I can easily get more posts just by putting a bunch of stuff on this thread. :D :D :D I was going to do this, but, with the way some people react, I wasn't sure how they would respond. I'm soooooooo bored.

hey Damien, whats a Seabring? LOL ;) just messin, man. Glad to have you aboard...:D

i haveth just returned from a VARA race and i still smell of 104 octane fuel:D

dude? what are yall talking about? there is no way that moose can do a triple axel backside 360....sheesh! :rolleyes:

i know! but that is because you have to take the fur off of the cat BEFORE you put it in the blender....... and no, NO, i don't care how much you think the sound it makes is cool. You really aren't supposed to keep it alive first.....:flash:

Originally posted by Dustin_S
hey Damien, whats a Seabring? LOL ;) just messin, man. Glad to have you aboard...:D


Whoops, thanks a lot. :D

There are way to many messed up people in Virginia Beach. They all need to get a life, or some better cars. :p

Man I know, those guys look just alike. The other day I saw one one five sunday bananna split purple monkey. And then I was on #55 and 2 +2= Kat. Ok and then when I got back there was this 500lb lady in one of those little carts you get at Wal-Mart, for old brittle people. Then she said "do you know how to make strawberrie apples?" So we started skating on our jet-skis in the ocean then our wheel fell off. So she caught on fire and tipped over, and he her head rolled off and her body exploded. So anyway How many pancakes does it take to fill a woodpeckers doghouse?

WARNING!!!

SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.

IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS
CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM
YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS.

THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

Signed,

The Blonde

HAHAHA, saggy man boobs :p

Do the Bartman in a crowded prison.
Moon a preacher at Sunday service.
Eat a Skoda clutch plate.
Nail some oreos to the ceiling.
Wear you wife's lingerie to a hockey game.
Hide in the fruit shop and make wombat noises.
Spend the day in bed with the woman of your choice.
Sniff yellow M and M's.
Expose your tongue to a police commisioner.
Get a tattoo of Margaret Thatcher.
Drive a Ford.
Show your telephone bill to the car wash manager.
One of these ideas is good.
It doesn't involve Fords.

lol


why would anything any good involve fords ?????

Originally posted by Sham365
OK. Here's how it goes. [b]

1) Don't talk about anything related to what is being talked about in this thread.

2) Make sense while not making sense.

3) Useless information is a plus (FYI's).

OK, seems I gotta go back over the RUES and REGA'LAYSHUNS (rules and regulations cause some people are actually trying to have valid discussions up in this thread.

The Off-Topic Topics Thread of Off-Topic Topics in Off-Topic

Rule #1: Don't talk about anything related to what is being talked about in this thread. Meaning, don't comment on any other posts.

Rule #2: Make sense while not making sense. Meaning, use english and write about something that you understand, but people who don't have THE FULL picture won't. Jibberish is a no-no.

Rule #3: Useless information is a plus. Meaning, tell us something that we don't know, or something that we don't care to know, something funny, or that isn't funny, or something trivial and absolutely useless.

Originally posted by Sham365


OK, seems I gotta go back over the RUES and REGA'LAYSHUNS (rules and regulations cause some people are actually trying to have valid discussions up in this thread.

The Off-Topic Topics Thread of Off-Topic Topics in Off-Topic

Rule #1: Don't talk about anything related to what is being talked about in this thread. Meaning, don't comment on any other posts.

Rule #2: Make sense while not making sense. Meaning, use english and write about something that you understand, but people who don't have THE FULL picture won't. Jibberish is a no-no.

Rule #3: Useless information is a plus. Meaning, tell us something that we don't know, or something that we don't care to know, something funny, or that isn't funny, or something trivial and absolutely useless.

Right, like I said its spelled O-s-c-a-r M-y-e-r-s

i like spaghetti and meatballs! - but not if you put them in peanut butter with antifreeze

Your selling what ?!?!....... I'm only here for the sex :eek:

:flamer: :help: :aug2: :badass::rocket:





WOOHOO!!!!!

if you were driving down the most crowded street in a car that looked like a cross between a viper and a and an f150 extended cab, while wearing your wife's lingerie - would you be embarressed?:confused: