Funny/witty/stupid ebay links- NO PERSONAL SALE ITEMS!!!

Link away to whatever you feel is clever etc....

The thread doesn't say "WHORE ME UP SCOTTY!" it says "funny/witty/stupid ebay links. That means, if you have an ebay link that you want to share, instead of posting it in the forum, you post it in here, where it can be kept track of better. BTW, if anyone so much as thinks of putting an item of theirs in here, I will personally ban you for a week and delete your post(s).

Read the title of this thread out loud 96TSi, then smack yourself in the head.

post after post people "whore" up these forums... i was just trying to keep it neat and add a "Funny/witty/stupid" link to a "Funny/witty/stupid" thread. so it wasnt from ebay.

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Why is my post missing from this thread?

Why is my post missing from this thread?
I myself fail to see how cheap speakers is something witty/funny/stupid.

A complete 5.1 speaker system for 1 dollar, you don't find that a *tad* bit strange?
Anyway, doesn't matter
I made a bid a few months ago from the same guy for a 1 dollar audio subwoofer and 5.1 surround sound dolby system, but I got out bid an hour before the finish by over 50 bucks.

Anyone who posts after this post, and it is not on topic with the discussion, I.E. not a link within the context of the thread, or a comment having to do with one of the said links, your post will be removed and a suspension will be issued. The purpose and subject of this thread is very clear. Going off the topic is not acceptable. I'm sick of people coming into threads and whoring them up with stupid shit that has nothing to do with the topic. Please do not whore up threads marked 'important'...or any others for that matter. It's getting very old. COT is a 'side dish' for car enthusiasts, not an instant messenger service for retards. Thank you. NOW ON WITH THE THREAD TOPIC

I hope this fits in
I was just searching for a new laptop, when I found this link for sale:

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=80212&item=6705870250&rd=1

This guy wants to sell his laptop, but put the link for sale at 30 cents AUD with the link to the website as just the content

Idiot!

Not funny, witty, or stupid. Just incredible

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=31853&item=2488312282&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW


Why do i get the feeling the bidder doesnt have the money to pay for it?

Not funny, witty, or stupid. Just incredible

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=31853&item=2488312282&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW


Why do i get the feeling the bidder doesnt have the money to pay for it?


holy sh*t!
that thing is sooooo sexy :iceslolan

That is simply incredible. I'd have to sell my house to buy that!

your house is worth a million and a half dollars? ay caramba...

It's bull. I looked up the VIN number. It doesn't even exist.

heres a few you guys have probably seen already....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5516776823&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5508453273


PS: If the Merc is real, it says it was owned by a celebrity, who thinks its Jay Leno?

so i'm guessing whoever that celebrity was just kinda sat there and stared at the thing until they decided to sell it...only 8 miles???

If it only has 8 miles i dout Jay Leno owned it.

If it only has 8 miles i dout Jay Leno owned it.


that's true, he usually likes to drive his cars and show them off!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=7920179887&category=6763

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6763&item=7920323392

hmmm...anybody notice any similarities?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=7920179887&category=6763

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6763&item=7920323392

hmmm...anybody notice any similarities?
uh.. is it possible both those import models can use the same aftermarket automtive part?

the only thing TRD or Nismo about either one of those is the sticker on top of it

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6472&item=2489593612&rd=1

OMG drool.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6472&item=2489593612&rd=1

OMG drool.
I'm speechless. That's...that's...beautiful.

:eek2:

*drool*

Not funny, witty, or stupid. Just incredible

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=31853&item=2488312282&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW


Why do i get the feeling the bidder doesnt have the money to pay for it?
Bahahaha.... i wonder why he's no longer a member :lol2:

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20040907074409990001&cid=936

By RACHEL LA CORTE, AP

MIAMI (Sept. 7) - For anyone who didn't get enough of Hurricane Frances as it blew through Florida, remnants of the storm are for sale.

More than 170 items were listed on eBay's Internet auction site Monday, a day after the eye of the Category 2 storm came ashore.


The starting bid for Tupperware filled with wind was a penny. Photos showed Broward County residents running around with the containers "catching" the wind. Surprisingly, someone had already bid $10 for one of the four containers.

Somebody had bid $6.99 for beach sand a Broward County surfer had collected. Three Frances survivors had bid 15 cents each to have a woman pray for them.

One-cent vials of rain that fell in Orlando as the storm passed over had no bids. Neither did a woman's offer to sell the T-shirt she wore during the storm, nor did the request by a Longwood resident for someone to help get a large oak tree off of the seller's home and car.

"Winning bidder will receive branches, leaves, sticks, stumps, whatever you would like!" ... What a conversation piece! ... You can own a part of meteoroligical (sic) history!"


Carol Baroudi, industry analyst and author of The Internet For Dummies, said "I think these are all tongue in cheek. I don't think anyone's serious about these things. I think it's trying to find a sense of humor, which is a good thing."

Ebay has canceled auctions that coincide with tragedies, such as items billed as debris from the space shuttle Columbia or pieces of the World Trade Center and Pentagon.

Ebay officials did not return a phone call seeking comment about the Frances auctions.

When Hurricane Charley tore through southwest Florida, causing 27 deaths and billions of dollars in damages, the same type of auctions popped up. Pieces of damaged homes, signs and bottled rain all made it to eBay.

"It's a different kind of thing," Baroudi said. "So far I don't think it's crossed the line of totally tasteless. I don't see anybody being victimized by this stuff. I've seen a lot of positive stuff here."

But some people in the path of Frances didn't find the humor in the various auctions. The storm damaged homes and businesses and at least four people were killed.

"This is a disaster," said 77-year-old Gloria Aragona, who was evacuated with her husband from their Palm Bay mobile home. "It's nothing to make money on."

:disappoin :screwy:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=7922711072&category=46098

"DUMB QUESTIONS WILL BE INNORED! "

yet he spells ever other word wrong...

vehicle sold ass is

ha...haha

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=7922711072&category=46098

"DUMB QUESTIONS WILL BE INNORED! "

yet he spells ever other word wrong...
Nice car, incredibly stupid owner.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5520713107&rd=1

Toilet Paper never has been so funny.

rubber ducky your the one you make my life a liveing hell. :evillol: rubber ducky why wont you die. :eek7: "I have a strong Christian support system" hm :screwy: and how come no questioned the kids actions :uhoh:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=26425&item=2270607809&rd=1
The soap is what makes the deal.

Air Supra (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2490565435&category=6447)

die supra

Air Supra (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2490565435&category=6447)The spoiler scared me. :(

My questions is .....WHY???

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4174&item=2267858598&rd\=1#ebayphotohosting

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4174&item=2267858598&rd\=1#ebayphotohosting (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4174&item=2267858598&rd=1#ebayphotohosting)People'll put anything on ebay to make a few bucks. :lol2:

yea but how awesome wood...oops...WOULD that look sitting on the kitchen table?

lol funny stuff


gimme more

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5523537245&rd=1


looks comfy.

^So you're that kind of girl Dayna :naughty:

Ya know, it could be authentic considering how big it looks...or, well, yeah.....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=12605&item=4321497876&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

is the girl included?

^holy crap, wish I had 10 million bucks..
Too bad as you're just finishing up mowing the lawn, where you started will need cut again hehe

do you come with the car?

ohhh you




my bags are packed

I just like the title he chose

"Rare Asian style Eagle Talon" (http://www.geocities.com/hamks18psi/asiantalon.htm)

lmfao

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5525636320&rd=1

Finally, something we all can use: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5525433925&rd=1

Last link - :thumbsup: Someone burn me a copy. :lol:

Oz, you dont need a CD. We all know that you can get all sorts of women in bed :bigthumb:

I once saw a thing on the news where some pregnate woman was selling positive pregnanct tests on e-bay. I guess so girls can use them to play a prank on their man :chair: that shit is not funny.

got video games??? (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6929793723)

holy shit... and it actually sold for $11,500 to some guy!

Oz let me know how that CD works :lol:

got video games??? (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6929793723)Holy crap!
:eek2:

i just wet myself ricochet!

Ways to get noticed...

Apparently these...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=66824&item=7101759057

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=303&item=4324422325

...inspired this...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=632&item=4324512925

:naughty:

^ I have a sudden urge to buy tools now. :naughty:

haha someone buy that girl's pic n' post it here ;)

autotrader, but still funny. http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=169388639&dealer_id=73398&car_year=1996&search_type=used&make=CHEV&model=TAHOE&transmission=&distance=any&address=03031&advanced=y&max_mileage=&max_price=&min_price=&end_year=1999&start_year=1995&drive=&engine=&body_style=&advcd_on=y&doors=2&fuel=&color=&cardist=1116

I don't get it? The tachometer? That's the only thing that seemed odd.