Funny/witty/stupid ebay links- NO PERSONAL SALE ITEMS!!!

I don't get it? The tachometer? That's the only thing that seemed odd.

There used to be an error in the price. It used to say $799,990.

got video games??? (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6929793723)


It's dorks wet dream come true.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=82250&item=4330790524&rd=1

Check this one out. $200 for a paper clip.

Here's another funny one.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

^^ :rofl:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5529783053&rd=1
Kangaroo scrotum anyone?

5' tall 500 pound cock

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7108738187

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=897&item=6125778365&rd=1

These auctions are always on Ebay.

(Not that I look for them or anything. Shaadup!)

Need socks but don't want to pay for new ones?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11511&item=5530597117&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5530808605

Dead pheasant for sale, images are kind of gross.

Nice Diablo replica (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2488381459&category=6290)

:uhoh:

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=173468156&dealer_id=&car_year=1995&make=MIT&distance=200&max_price=10000&model=ECLIP&advcd_on=n&end_year=2005&min_price=&first_record=76&certified=n&address=38358&search_type=used&advanced=n&start_year=1981&=&color=&cardist=99

I know its not EBAY, but in the description look how many cylinders it has.

Nice Diablo replica (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2488381459&category=6290)

:uhoh:
That's the worst Fiero-Diablo kit I've ever seen.. the interior is horrible and the front is still a Fiero.

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=173468156&dealer_id=&car_year=1995&make=MIT&distance=200&max_price=10000&model=ECLIP&advcd_on=n&end_year=2005&min_price=&first_record=76&certified=n&address=38358&search_type=used&advanced=n&start_year=1981&=&color=&cardist=99

I know its not EBAY, but in the description look how many cylinders it has.

Haha, 40 cylinders, that's very funny

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=173468156&dealer_id=&car_year=1995&make=MIT&distance=200&max_price=10000&model=ECLIP&advcd_on=n&end_year=2005&min_price=&first_record=76&certified=n&address=38358&search_type=used&advanced=n&start_year=1981&=&color=&cardist=99

I know its not EBAY, but in the description look how many cylinders it has.



that must be one fast eclipse! :rolleyes:

salvagable?? (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6008&item=4502140551&rd=1)

salvagable?? (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6008&item=4502140551&rd=1)

those tail lights look like they might be in working condition...

Wow I'm surprised someone would pay $5600 for it with 15 hours left. Do they want to rebuild it? That would be lot of work

I'd say that car is done! NO fixing that sorry LOL

whats more suprising is that 25 bids have been place....why?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4503994418&category=6324


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4502837655&category=6324

WTF?

yeah i read about that in the paper today about the virgin mary...

Wow I'm surprised someone would pay $5600 for it with 15 hours left. Do they want to rebuild it? That would be lot of work



you could probly sell the BMW rims for that alone, let alone the taillights, body panels, working (so he says) engine, interior, etc... Not a bad buy i'd say.

Any of you guys watch Jay Leno? Last week they had dumb Ebay items that actually sold like an air guitar!!! Some one actually bid on a wart that some guy was going to have cut off his arm...yuk! I couldn't find the actual sites, but maybe someone could.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5537865738&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

http://i1.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/e6/77/68_2.JPG
Bart Simpson ^
http://i15.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/de/93/c2_1_b.JPG

(pic taken from: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=66465&item=5536841342&rd=1#ebayphotohosting)

Since I was on the topic of cheese sandwhiches I figured I'd share this with you all.

I heard on the news that a woman saw a depiction of the Virgin Mary in her grilled cheese sandwhich. So being the holy woman she is she saved the sandwhich, instead of devouring it, and placed in a plastic container. According to the woman the sandwhich lasted for 10 years without a spec of mold or any other bactiera growing on it. So once again, 10 years later, the woman being as holy as she is decided its time to sell the divine cheese sandwhich. Guess how much the sandwhich sold for. Over $20,000 US dollars. Suckers!

hmmm I don't see no Virgen Mary, but I sure see Meatloaf singing.:smile:

TS out

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=7938741640&category=6763

the box says fag

Star in a Bob's Discount Furniture add (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2290171416)
That is just scary.....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5541589355

You can now buy piece of mind.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5539709069[/url

You can also buy someone's ghost.

^ was just about to post that... looks like it'll go for a fortune

omg i went through this whole thread and people on ebay are going crazy. but damn its some funny shit.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5541297188&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5540556974&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5541499357&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=187&item=8151915701&rd=1
WTF? somebody bought that

WTF? somebody bought that


Looks like some dumbass forgot to read the small print.

THIS IS A BRAND NEW print OF A GAMEBOY DS!!! THE SYSTEM IS AWSOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD GET ONE. THIS picture IS A GREAT ONE TOO.

wanna race?

watchu got?

just a Focus (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4510624169&category=31835)

Haha I am going to send some of these (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19257&item=5541386831&rd=1) out his year :evillol:

And nothing in a box (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=187&item=8151915701&rd=1)

And nothing in a box (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=187&item=8151915701&rd=1)
Check 3 and 4 posts above yours :disappoin

Check 3 and 4 posts above yours :disappoin


Ummm, none of the links on this page take me to my link.:confused:
So what ya tring to say :sly:

Ummm, none of the links on this page take me to my link.:confused:
So what ya tring to say :sly:
This link

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=187&item=8151915701&rd=1

and this link are the same to me

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=187&item=8151915701&rd=1

Ummm, none of the links on this page take me to my link.:confused:
So what ya tring to say :sly:
This link

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=187&item=8151915701&rd=1

and this link are the same to me

And nothing in a box (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=187&item=8151915701&rd=1)

Haha I posted the wrong link. I was in a hurry and did not double check my links :banghead:.

Here is nothing in a box (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5542680022&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

^^ not working.

^^ not working.

Hmm worked for me but here is the URL if you want to just click on it or copy paste it into your address bar.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5542680022&rd=1&ssPageName

This was in the tires and weels section of ebay motors... http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=66486&item=7940698799&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=47072&item=3768578232&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW


......

http://www.lesigh.com/temp/ebayrofl.htm

That has to be one of the funniest ebay auctions ever!!!!!

It's an old auction...didn't know if it was posted here or not. Sorry if it was.

http://www.lesigh.com/temp/ebayrofl.htm

That has to be one of the funniest ebay auctions ever!!!!!

It's an old auction...didn't know if it was posted here or not. Sorry if it was.
HAHAHA :lol:

http://www.lesigh.com/temp/ebayrofl.htm

That has to be one of the funniest ebay auctions ever!!!!!

It's an old auction...didn't know if it was posted here or not. Sorry if it was.
Link doesn't work.

OMG THIS ONE IS AWSOME!!! AHAHAHAHA


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5544404462&rd=1

"finally her other brother was Prickle, the yellow dinosaur from the old Gumby cartoon." AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!

i found a couple more for you, these are so great!


xmas list
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5543004882&rd=1

one million dollar shoes
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63850&item=5347327127&rd=1

selling debt (actaully quite a few on ebay)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5543594706&rd=1

"worst comic book i ever bought with my own money"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=35765&item=2294022078&rd=1

will give you my own personal financial incomings/outgoings
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=37558&item=5544335307&rd=1

ghost appears on shirt while saving life
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5542454641&rd=1

some people just go to far to try to get money
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5542664565&rd=1

"Witness The Birth Of My Son Next Month"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5543756449&rd=1

"Human Soul - my lucky charm for the past 15 years"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16710&item=5544631836&rd=1

"RELIGION, IMAGE ON ONE OF MY DOORS.
CLEARLY IMAGE OF THE VIRGEN MARY." )i luv this one!!!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=366&item=6138342312&rd=1

"my angel
picture of my angel"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=21198&item=3860745276&rd=1

OMG
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=14335&item=5944399304&rd=1

"Party like a Rock Star"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5544450330&rd=1

" My Sexual Fantasies "
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5543259308&rd=1

"Baliff letters for £559.51 caused by my ex boyfriend"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5543382189&rd=1

"MY SOB STORY"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=378&item=4512933022&rd=1

"Spirt of my Mother in picture"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5544101861&rd=1

"Product of my lack of sleep. Toshiba Laptop Movie Idea"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5543276780&rd=1

OH MY GOD!!!!"MY ENTIRE YuGiOh COLLECTION VALUED AT OVER $6800"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=49209&item=5943580261&rd=1

"SPIRIT OF MY HUSBAND AND 1989 FORD TEMPO"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5544232913&rd=1

good lord! a couple? lol

Good finds.

That's a lot. Someone needs to get a life

That's a lot. Someone needs to get a life

Thats uncalled for.

This one is hilarious. You Must Read It. Unfortunately, i think we all know someone who could fit any one of these categories. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15719&item=8155545399&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
The ad starts off:
I have the perfect gift idea for men looking for peace, peace of mind, or trying to get a piece during the holiday season. Who is this perfect gift for? It’s for the one always complaining about something, always nagging about something, always whining about something….the significant / insignificant other. (The ad gets worse from there)

Thats uncalled for.

no i think he's right

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62054&item=8157047854&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
The bid is up to $5,000.00! People are out of their effing minds! Thats it! I'm gonna find something soooo effing meaningless and give it a lame story to see how much money morons are willing to spend. I can't take it anymore! This thread has opened my eyes to how stupid the average person can be, and how much money they're are willing to spend to prove how stupid they are. Un-effin-believable!