2001 bizz natch es

Hello all you motherfuckers! I have a fucking SC1 and it fucking will not start – out of the blue and best I can see its shit flashes just twice, I checked the wires under the clutch, and all the motherfucking fucking damn fucking motherfucking fuses…nothing why wont the blue bastard start?
I am fucking not fucking happy, I got all drunk because I cant fix it, I sliced the shit out of my finger and am so not happy fucking shit fuck.

Help me fuckers I am about to fart in a bag and try to commit suicide by sniffing my noxious vapors…this is my 2nd sc the first was a trouble free SC@ 96 this is a o1 SC2…oh and I read a bunch of shit and the fastest car is a mer Capri xr7 sure it’s a queer ass name but that 5 speed turbo smokes everything I have ever races, smokes into third .

i may help you after you sober up and stop swearing, but at least you are not drinking an driving

Yeah, sorry I had a bad night….so what do you think it is?

Nevermind! Fuck you right in the pooper you twitfuck!