The asshole crew.

Yep, we are few, but yet elite. Not anyone can be in the asshole crew. Not everyone wants to be. There are probably quite a few who look down on he asshole crew. But I have this to say to you. Fuck off. :finger4: So to those who wish to join, post here, and we will determine if you are a big enough asshole. :cool:

I am an ashole, and you know this....everyone agrees, i am one of the biggest assholes on af, and guess what, no one can do anything about it.

Originally posted by BlowOff
I am an ashole, and you know this....everyone agrees, i am one of the biggest assholes on af, and guess what, no one can do anything about it.


This is true. Welcome to the crew. :finger:

Originally posted by jay@af
http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/stfu%20fingerman2.gif

Well put, jay :D

Originally posted by jay@af
http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/stfu20fingerman2.gif

Well, while your oversized attepmt at being a asshole was taken into consideration. Your reputation on AF is too pure, and good. Sorry But your membership request has been:

http://www.state.tn.us/commerce/weather/denied.gif

Originally posted by kbslacker
Well, while your oversized attepmt at being a asshole was taken into consideration. Your reputation on AF is too pure, and good. Sorry But your membership request has been:
[denied]

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/290870untitled.jpg

You're lucky I can't ban you! :finger4:

Originally posted by jay@af


http://www.automotiveforumscom/img.php?290870untitled.jpg

You're lucky I can't ban you! :finger4:


haha, you have it all wrong. You were trying to ignor yourself. :silly2:

:cool: Nice job, Jay. Classic http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/icons/icon14.gif

Slacker, Blowoff, PUUH-LEEEASE; you guys are shoe-ins :D

I think I'm happy being head of the heavy drinking crew :finger:
But, if you consider me eligible for an honorary membership... I'll take the compliment :right:

Originally posted by JD@af
:cool: Nice job, Jay. Classic http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/icons/icon14.gif

Slacker, Blowoff, PUUH-LEEEASE; you guys are shoe-ins :D

I think I'm happy being head of the heavy drinking crew :finger:
But, if you consider me eligible for an honorary membership... I'll take the compliment :right:


Hmm, since most drinkers are assholes when drunk. I guess we can approve your membership, even though you tend to be a nice guy in public. However, there is one requirment. At least once, while you are drunk off your ass, you need to come and post on AF.

http://www.leaselink.com/images/approved.gif

Originally posted by kbslacker
haha, you have it all wrong. You were trying to ignor yourself. :silly2: No one can ignore me, not even me.

Hmm, since most drinkers are assholes when drunk. I guess we can approve your membership, even though you tend to be a nice guy in public. However, there is one requirment. At least once, while you are drunk off your ass, you need to come and post on AF.



Ive done this more than once, its kinda fun, after you hang out and get all wasted, come home and go on af, youll have a ball.

what a fucked up crew!

Your just sour because no one wants you in their crew freakboy.

Get a life!







Is that asshole enough?

Originally posted by kbslacker


Hmm, since most drinkers are assholes when drunk. I guess we can approve your membership, even though you tend to be a nice guy in public. However, there is one requirment. At least once, while you are drunk of your ass. You need to come and post on AF.

http://www.leaselink.com/images/approved.gif :eek: OH SHIT.. ARE YOU @#$^&* KIDDING ME?!?!

Kris, I have to admit that I have very much wanted to do this, but I figured, you know, what with me being a moderator and all, it would be a little.. inappropriate... but, as long as you'll be my witness (with reference to Igor) that it's cool for me to do so... it would be my pleasure.

But I'm warning you that I'm going to have to be pretty fricking ripped to actually get "out of character." Staring at a computer screen with a keyboard in front of me is something I find to be very sobering under any circumstances. An out of character slip is something that requires heavy duty consumption.

Nevertheless, I will definitely have to take you up on the offer some time. To all members who know me and read this, I offer this disclaimer: please don't get too disillusioned or lose too much respect for me - everyone is entitled to act like a complete buffoon from time to time, especially when like me you are oh so capable of doing so :silly2:

Thanks Kris, and Jay, how you like them apples :finger: HEH HEH HEH

Originally posted by JD@af
Jay, how you like them apples :finger: HEH HEH HEH
http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/stfu%20fingerman2.gif

Originally posted by tazdev
what a fucked up crew!

Your just sour because no one wants you in their crew freakboy.

Get a life!

Is that asshole enough?



Hmmm, well, lets see. I dont recall seeing you be a asshole in other places. For now your membership is:

http://www.rosemountrealestate.net/pending.gif

Only until we can further investigate.

SUCK MY BIG FAT FLOPPY DONKEY DICK U GROUP OF HEMOROIDS, ILL staple ur nutz to my exhaust and than rev my car to excessive rpms and than take off quickly

than ill run over anyone even in the slighest way related to this childish and immature crew, that includes all immediate and extended family, friends, ppl who make fun of u, the hospital u were born at, and all there families, and if u dont like that, than ill rip up ur birth certificates, and steal ur candy u bunch of babies

Originally posted by Towlie
SUCK MY BIG FAT FLOPPY DONKEY DICK U GROUP OF HEMOROIDS, ILL staple ur nutz to my exhaust and than rev my car to excessive rpms and than take off quickly

than ill run over anyone even in the slighest way related to this childish and immature crew, that includes all immediate and extended family, friends, ppl who make fun of u, the hospital u were born at, and all there families, and if u dont like that, than ill rip up ur birth certificates, and steal ur candy u bunch of babies



Now this isnt the funny crew. :) It's the asshole crew. Posting stuff like this in my thread doesnt mean you are a asshole. But that was quite funny to read. If I remember correctly though. I think you had some asshole tendancies. So Until I can further investigate, your status is:

http://www.rosemountrealestate.net/pending.gif

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hey, Shut ur pie hole!

:hehe: I spent a good five minutes trying to figure if you tried to make a picture out of orange smilies. I guess not though. :p But after some research, and careful deliberation. We have decided to approve your membershitp. Feel free to update your status in your sig to member #004 if you wish. :finger:


http://www.leaselink.com/images/approved.gif

ummm, well, i took only 2min to see if i put a message in there........... roflmao,

ROFL... I'm still looking... :lol2:

Originally posted by JD@af
To all members who know me and read this, I offer this disclaimer: please don't get too disillusioned or lose too much respect for me

To lose respect for you would mean that we would have had respect for you in the first place :D
























j/k im just playin :)

like you assholes should be publicly displayed and flogged, especially you Kris :flipa: :finger4:





I'm not very good at this am I? :o :D

An Asshole Crew? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:


Sounds more like a pathetic cry for attention! :rolleyes:

Your club is http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/gay.gif

Originally posted by Moppie
An Asshole Crew? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:


Sounds more like a pathetic cry for attention! :rolleyes:


No, the only thing pathetic here is your attempt at humor. This is also classified as whoring a thread. So please, keep your petty replies to yourself next time. We dont care to read them. :)

Originally posted by 00GSR
Your club is http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/gay.gif


The same goes for you. This is not a "Please give us your worthless opinion" thread. So for the sake of all of us. Keep your ideas to yourself. :)

Originally posted by kbslacker



No, the only thing pathetic here is your attempt at humor. .......................We dont care to read them. :)

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

What an atention seeking arsehole!

;)

Hey Moppie ,can you get his name changed? '"rico" would be a good one!:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:



















don't mind me,Iwas an asshole before it became trendy and waaaaaaaaay before it became a cliche:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :flipa:

Kb I would have thought certain people would be admitted straight away. Of course the biggest asshole on the boards has to decide first. That makes sence in a twisted sort of way. Have a think delequent.

Originally posted by taranaki
Hey Moppie ,can you get his name changed? '"rico" would be a good one!


ROTFLOL! :lol2: now that one is a classic!

Ill ask Igor right away..... :D

hey fuck you both! :) this is our crew, you cant tell us what hte fuck to do with it, so back tha faaaaaaack off before i go the fuck off...you know what happens when i do that!

Originally posted by BlowOff
hey fuck you both! :) this is our crew, you cant tell us what hte fuck to do with it, so back tha faaaaaaack off before i go the fuck off...you know what happens when i do that!


Do your worst ,you funny little person!!!:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

lol, little person....damn kiwis, im 6' tall, whats that in meters again? lol
anyways, just bc i dont whore the boards all the time in search of stupid things to post on doesnt mean im not on at least 2x more than i am, reading and learning...so ;) and :finger: you too

correction- im not on at least 2x more than you are



Thank you...
I mean fuck you

Originally posted by BlowOff
lol, little person....damn kiwis, im 6' tall, whats that in meters again? lol
anyways, just bc i dont whore the boards all the time in search of stupid things to post on doesnt mean im not on at least 2x more than i am, reading and learning...so ;) and :finger: you too


hahahaha....don't mind me,I was an asshole long before it became trendy.........:p :p :p :p


and btw i am 6'5' AND ABOUT 290LBS...Betcha didn't know they could pile shit that high!

I only need beer to become a arsehole....take it or leave it KB because i dont give a fuck

:devil: :devil: :devil:








That good enough???

Naa I don't wanna be part of your crew I'll stick with the originator not the imitator - Go the Kiwi Crew!!!:devil: :devil: :devil:

Originally posted by kbslacker
:hehe: I spent a good five minutes trying to figure if you tried to make a picture out of orange smilies.
/me spurts chocolate milk onto desk.

Taz flatery will get you no where. Everyone knows the Kiwi crew is #1. We proved it when we left the boards and the place just was not the same.

Moppie can say he leads the kiwi crew fine, but we all know who leads us Skyline guys and it aint no fucking tossers! Crew this and Crew that, baahhhhh get a life.

The AF kiwi is #1 has been and always will be. We stick together no matter what!

Dream on ya dirty bastards, the kiwi crew will out do you every time :finger:

Hey I say we adopt JD@AF though he is kewl. Maybe even Jay and Saturn if they want in :)

Ohno their topic is off track time to lock and delete:finger: :flipa: :finger:

I'm to lazy to become a big enough asshole for this group. I'll just take my shots where I see them.


Bone chokers. http://www.3dpcgame.com/cwm/s/otn/funny/lew.gif

who the hell would want to be a sheepherder, uh, i mean kiwi anyways, all you guys ever do is herd sheep and watch croquet and cricket...AWESOME!! oh and this board is run by someone living in the USA...SO who wins now? ouch, thanks gg, scratch another up for the assholes.

Its come to my attention that some mods, and members here dont like crews. The crews are considered 'elitest garbage'. To that I say, if you dont like it, dont click on my fucking link. Plain and simple. Then there are those who say OT is full of garbge. To that I say this. AF is composed of over 900 different forums, with more then one OT forum. If you are here strictly for OT. Venture out, see what else AF has to offer. Dont fucking bitch and maon about a post. Fuck, this place is full of cry babies.

As for the Fruit crew, well Razor, deep down you know where you came from. ;) So I will leave it at that. :)


Taranaki, I think you need to refphrase the 'trendy'thing. If you want to match numbers, I was here way before you, and people considered me an asshole way before you were here. :D :finger: And I in no way compare to rico. I dont have that much stupidity.

Tazdev, you are too nice, so your membership has been denied.

PMan, to really be included in the asshole crew, you need to post while plastered as well. :D


Yogs, i used to think you were a asshole at one time. But that was way back when. :D

Kris, you fuckin ass, why the fuck don't you talk to me on AIM no-more, I'll fuck you up mo fo



I'm crap, but hey

Very Well put Kris, you fucking asshole. :D

:huh: Is this thread for real???

If so then every person who has posted on here (with the one exception being me of course) could easily be a member of the asshole crew! :p

why do the damn fruits always have to post their opinions on everything in every thread they see....quite strange..:smoker:

Originally posted by kbslacker
PMan, to really be included in the asshole crew, you need to post while plastered as well. :D




You haven't been doing your job as a mod and reading the posts have you then :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa:

Sorry about this kb. Im not trying to messup your thread, but I had to respond to this.

Originally posted by BlowOff
why do the damn fruits always have to post their opinions on everything in every thread they see....quite strange..:smoker:

Im not a "fruit", but in reference to what you said on posting opinions, isnt that pretty much the whole idea of a board? Everyone shares there opinions on a subject and gets to read the opinions of others.

There wouldnt be much point in having a board, if it was just pure fact on every subject. Opinions are quite important.

Originally posted by BlowOff
why do the damn fruits always have to post their opinions on everything in every thread they see....quite strange..:smoker: Thanks for your opinion Blow Off, you’re a true asshole! :finger: :devil:

Originally posted by FTO Girl
:huh: Is this thread for real???

If so then every person who has posted on here (with the one exception being me of course) could easily be a member of the asshole crew! :p

You're sure about this?

Originally posted by YogsVR4


You're sure about this? Well, most people anyway! :p :)

Originally posted by primera man


You haven't been doing your job as a mod and reading the posts have you then :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa:


I admit, I havent been. :(

So, do you feel you are a asshole? I think your reputation is much like Jays. :D

You know, I think GOD would be a good member of the asshole club. But I have since found out he really does have sand in is clit, and wont come back until I am gone. :hehe: So who here wants me gone? Speak up, dont be a wuss and hide. I cn take criticism. :cool: But I really think he should come back, and stop acting like this is high school. Just because I tell you what I think of you, doesnt mean you have to run and hide. :coolguy:

lol Rich, this is the asshole thread remember, BE AN ASSHOLE, CRITICIZE GO INSANE ON PEOPLE, thats what its all about lol. Anyways, i am an asshole for the 100th time, and no one can do anything about it. Detroit....................................WHAT

HOLLAR

Originally posted by kbslacker
So who here wants me gone? Speak up, dont be a wuss and hide. I cn take criticism. :cool:

Fuck off ya big girl



:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

j/k

Originally posted by nick89escort
Kris, you fuckin ass, why the fuck don't you talk to me on AIM no-more, I'll fuck you up mo fo



I'm crap, but hey


Since you are still a newbie with this name. People may not know you well. But you sure can be a ass on AIM. ;)

http://www.leaselink.com/images/approved.gif

Im too good to be in the asshole crew :finger4::finger: :flipa: :bloated: :angryfire