The asshole crew.

Originally posted by EightOhOne
Im too good to be in the asshole crew :finger4::finger: :flipa: :bloated: :angryfire

but your still one :finger: :D :cool:

I'm too lazy to be an asshole:smoker2:

Originally posted by emadboy200


but your still one :finger: :D :cool:

yes, yes I am
(happy?)
dont take my posts in the ot forum seriously, and if you do, feel free to add me to your ignore list :)
have a nice day

You know, making a fool of yourself in my thread does not mean you are a asshole. It shows lack of maturity on your part. So please, unless your post pertains to the topic of my thread. Stay the fuck out. And if this thread turns towards a flame posting spree. I will ban whoever throws out a flame. Consider this your first and second warnings.

-Kris

wow...you really are an asshole...

I think I might reconsider wanting to contribute to this board, or at least posting in the off-topic forum if this is how the mods act. If you create a thread like this, expect some off the wall replies, or at least some attempts at being funny. Allow people to have fun once in a while, I believe that's why they're here. This is in no way intended as a flame, but merely a request that you lighten up a little. Go ahead and ban me if you think differently, but I assure you I mean no disrespect. That is all.

Originally posted by mtxzx2
I think I might reconsider wanting to contribute to this board, or at least posting in the off-topic forum if this is how the mods act.Well, I'm a mod, and apparently I'm not an asshole. :silly:

Originally posted by jay@af
Well, I'm a mod, and apparently I'm not an asshole. :silly:

whew...ok, that's relieving. Sorry to generalize like that :cool:

Originally posted by kbslacker
You know, making a fool of yourself in my thread does not mean you are a asshole. It shows lack of maturity on your part. So please, unless your post pertains to the topic of my thread. Stay the fuck out.

-Kris

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=8365


point 15,your words ,not mine.

Jeff,Idon't think a mod would be intenionally rude to a new member....he's talking to someone else I THINK.

This wasnt his goddamn idea alone you asses, it was a collaboration, remember taranaki when i had kept on saying im an asshole in your little battle between him, thats what started it all...and kris is right, this isnt a flaming war thread, its a recruiting thread, to test out for new members etc etc. Anyways, im not in this thread to make any new friends im here to recruit, and if you arent here to be recruited then get the fuck out!

Hollar

Originally posted by BlowOff
This wasnt his goddamn idea alone you asses, it was a collaboration, remember taranaki when i had kept on saying im an asshole in your little battle between him, thats what started it all...and kris is right, this isnt a flaming war thread, its a recruiting thread, to test out for new members etc etc. Anyways, im not in this thread to make any new friends im here to recruit, and if you arent here to be recruited then get the fuck out!

Hollar

Same link for you........point 16 and 17.

This thread turned to shit long ago.If you want to behave like assholes,fine...but if you want to stake out a thread as your own private territory.,forget it.THE FORUMS RUN ON FREE SPEECH.

Taranaki why dont u just shut the hell up and ignore this thread, u act like this is some kind of colony, ur only mad becuase no one is posting new threads for u to read, and i guess u dont have anything to do now huh?

Well Put Towlie, Taranaki, Im trying my best not to be mad, but why the hell would you want to be in the same thread as kris anyways...just to start a fight..i bet your older than me too, and yet you are acting almost as immature as me! So please, if you have nothing good to contribute, leave.

oh and one other thing Taranaki, dont threaten me OR Kris with point 15....especially NOT ME, I may look like a normal person that doesnt know anything about SHIT, but, looks can be decieving...and i have ALWAYS thrived on that fact......and as for points 16 and 17 well, I could care less about how cool you think i am, i really couldnt, like I afformentioned, Im not here in this thread to make friends, i am here to 'recruit', and...this is most definitly not a thread for arguements, there is no room for it now nor will there ever be in any thread that i create. I have not come to this forum to argue, i have come to this forum to learn about cars, to spread information, and to make new aquaintances by learning through them, you dont make friends by flaming, that was what i was saying in my previous post.


Hollar.

i honestly don't care what happens in here. I have no problem with anyone here. If I don't like a thread I won't post there. I can take sarcasm and give it to, but personal insults are where I draw the line. Nobody here has done that so I don't care.

But I'm gonna keep posting cause I like this place.

Originally posted by darkness
...but personal insults are where I draw the line.Personal attacks are where we, the moderators at AF, draw the line. You come to us, and we'll take care of it. Just an FYI. :)

So let me get this straight. All you members of the “Asshole Crew” are actually proud of the fact that you come across as complete wankers then??!! Well Blow Off, you never struck me as being an asshole whenever we chatted on AIM. Guess I was wrong. Same goes for Kb. Sorry, but that really saddens me! :(

Originally posted by jay@af
Personal attacks are where we, the moderators at AF, draw the line. You come to us, and we'll take care of it. Just an FYI. :)

thats cool jay, thanks.

Well that makes me so happy! ok everyone who thought I was an asshole, I am not :) See I am a nice guy, just sometimes run at the mouth, but normally I get along with everyone. Until you it is time not to :devil:

Kris my last post in this thread.

Pease dude.

:lol2: was it my original smartass comments that made the thread go to shit? If so :coolguy::finger:

From my early days in 'ol PH with Drift, I learned the art of asshole. So, I too, would like to be a part of the team. I regularly piss people off with my smartass comments and sarcastic demeanor. I tell it like it is, and to most folks, that makes me an asshole. Pissing contests are my cup of tea! Cause I usually just piss all over my opponent.:monkeypis:eek: So if you make me part of the team, then great, if not, then :flipa: :finger:

Originally posted by EightOhOne
:lol2: was it my original smartass comments that made the thread go to shit? If so :coolguy::finger:
jerk

just kidding man I knew you were playing around too. :)

Originally posted by FTO Girl
So let me get this straight. All you members of the “Asshole Crew” are actually proud of the fact that you come across as complete wankers then??!! Well Blow Off, you never struck me as being an asshole whenever we chatted on AIM. Guess I was wrong. Same goes for Kb. Sorry, but that really saddens me! :(

We are only f*cking around, well, I was. Don't worry about it :)

Originally posted by mtxzx2
wow...you really are an asshole...

I think I might reconsider wanting to contribute to this board, or at least posting in the off-topic forum if this is how the mods act. If you create a thread like this, expect some off the wall replies, or at least some attempts at being funny. Allow people to have fun once in a while, I believe that's why they're here. This is in no way intended as a flame, but merely a request that you lighten up a little. Go ahead and ban me if you think differently, but I assure you I mean no disrespect. That is all.


See, this is where peoples one sided minds come in to play. This thread was put up to have fun. People have told me recenly that I am a asshole, or a nazi mod. So this was one of those sarcastic attempts to rub it in their face. But when people turn it into a thread to throw out flames towards each other, thats where you cross the line, and thats what my warning was for. So dont even come out and tell me to lighten up.

Originally posted by jay@af
Personal attacks are where we, the moderators at AF, draw the line. You come to us, and we'll take care of it. Just an FYI. :)



Good God. This is pretty much hat I said in my earlier post. Yet people cant seem to understand that? You say it in plain english and they understand it just fine. :confused: Maybe people are to simple here. :rolleyes:

I can be an asshole at times, but I am probably not asshole enough for you. Ah, well thats alright, I have better things to do.

this reminds me of a song... "Im an asshole... an asshole...an asshole Why? 3 words baby... nuclear fuckn weapons!!" :)

I love that song!!!! Denis Leary.:D

haha yeah...wonder if that makes me part of the ass hole crew yet?

I spit on everything you hold holy, and fart in your general direction! I respect non of your opinions unless they are, in reality, mine slightly altered. I am the only one who sees the light, the rest of you are just lowly scum untill you accept my authority over your worthelss life.












eh....eh?:smoka:

dont even try to be me... youll never succeed with your trailer trash antics....
im suprised you can type... thats a rare trait coming from some backwoods hillbily hick without thumbs..
the light? is that the one i burned my ass on the other night when i was on top of your momma? gee boy the only reason you see that light is coz of your incestuous ways!
you discust me... and next tiem you think about jumping in the gene pool just remember... 1. no jumping when its empty! 2. wait for a lifeguard.. he'll prolly tell you to stay in the shallow end where you belong! :finger:

Why not just get out of the gene pool as you are dirtying the water:finger: :flipa:

Originally posted by tazdev
Why not just get out of the gene pool as you are dirtying the water:finger: :flipa: good point... contamination doesnt seem polite to me!

All the members of the asshole crew can go outside and play hide and go-fuck-yourself:D :flipa:

The light you burnt you ass on while you were on my mom? Well, you must be confused, i know where my mom was, you were probably just fantisizing while mounting your dog like normal. Backwoods hillbilly, since when is San Diego backwoods? The only hick around here is the the hicky on your ass from you sister. I know nothing about insest and the gene pool in that sense, but i guess you have to have experience screwing family members like you do.

You fantasize bout my dawg? dude thats real nasty... you should get help for that! And what would you know about the hickies on my ass... im flattered you noticed but man i dont swing that way... leave it for your dad br0, im sure if your good enuff he'll let you take the car out tonight :)
You wernt educated on the gene pool? Man thats sad... see what happens when the throw baks of the SPCA are just allowed to run wild? You lil bastards end up jumpin in our gene pools!!! :(




(p.s. take no personal offence :) )

I don't fantasize about your dog, but its hard to ignore your sexual relationship with him. About the hickies on your ass, well they sorta stand out when you walk around naked, showing off your small genetalia trying to get chicks to pity you and sleep with you, never seems to work for you. I wasn't educated from experience about imbreeding and the gene pool, i am of the mind that the gene pool should not be fooled around in by brothers and sisters (or for you, you and your mother). As a strait male, its sad to see you being a closet homosexual, i mean if you are going to go around having sex with men, you should at least come out and tell everyone instead of hiding it. And about your small....tool, although being as small as it might not be normal, its not the end of the life (although it should be). Ya, i know about all that b/c you weak attempts at getting a women, like i said the pity thing isn't really working for you.


Take personal offense. :devil:











j/k, don't take it personally:licker:

ooooooh your good your really good..... at trying to convince me that your backwoods sheep fucking pork rind eating sitting your fat ass down ontop of your mothers watching re runs of opra winfrey are going to cover up for the fact you still dont have any thumbs!! (its ok... imbreeding is a natural part of your culture!) Although your sister doesnt seem to think your that bad... she should really look beyond the confinements of her own house. I mean what choice does she have but her own immediate family (and their pets), its a big world out there.

When comparing my "tool" to that of your horse... of course its going to look small... but at least its not illegal to screw! :)

Dude seriouly the gene pool is another word for our culture and its inhabitants... it is not refering to where you clean your levis... in which case im not surprised at the fact you havnt had any experience... most ppl in your situation have never heard of the word "clean" or "detergent" or "bodily hygeine" so ill take sympathy on you .... for now...
But now that you have seen the light i do suggest taking a stroll down to your local newsagent... and instead of buying your usual "IMBREEDERS WEEKLY" tell your sister/mother to buy you a "cosmopolitan" who knows... you might find some make up or a nice dress to buy on your next shopping spree!

:devil: :finger: :flipa: :finger: :devil:

k idiot #1 and idiot #2, this is not a flaming thread, if you want to talk shit, go somewhere else, we are looking for assholes here, not....*ahem* flamers.

Originally posted by BlowOff
k idiot #1 and idiot #2, this is not a flaming thread, if you want to talk shit, go somewhere else, we are looking for assholes here, not....*ahem* flamers.
*ahem* and who died and made you god? :P
we wer being assholes to each other thank you very much!
idiot... i think you should look at your sig... its more RICE than NICE buddy! :devil:

So you are a biggot? B/c someone doesn't have thumbs (of course i have thumbs, this refers to other people) you think of them as less a person, you don't respect them for who they are. You are the filth that destroys the worlds future, with hatred based on appearance or differences so strongly engrained in the dumb, no wonder this world is going to hell. Again, you must be thinking about somewhere else, i don't have a sister, maybe its just your childhood memories surfacing after you had supressed them b/c the terrible sexual abuse you dished out to your siblings and mother on occassion. You tool being small being compared to a horses, well sure it is especially when your sex life is consisted of having sex with horses. But to any NORMAL man, sorry that you man not understand normal, your "tool" as you so sophisticatedly put it, is still very small. And since when is gene pool our culture, last time i checked it wasn't. The gene pool which i refer to concerning you is the one consisting of all direct relatives to you, unfortunatly that is a bad thing. In my situation, what situation would that be? Or do you consider normal a situation that is bad? So you are happy being different by being a biggot, but within the same frame of mind, you hate all the different people. And this "Imbreeders Weekly" is something i haven't chanced upon yet, maybe it is just in your area. Or maybe it is something you have to know to look for, b/c you are somewhat used to that idea of imbreeding. So, to you, a self hating biggot, i suggest you take the course of actiong best suited, mostly likely its stopping your sexual fetishes with horses and other various farm animals, learning what culture is (considering you have none it may be hard for you), and lastly stop looking into the culture (there is that word again) of imbreeders if you have no further interest and plan on stopping the act of it yourself. Thanks.

lol rice, please when i fucking burn your car up, then we'll talk rice, but anyways, dont hate on me bc im actually good looking and your not...i may be an asshole, but i am a good looking asshole, im not mad at the world, i just make it work for me by being a dick/asshole, when you learn how to do that, and stop being mad at the world because you werent as blessed as i with looks then we can talk, but for now.....Fuck Off. and btw -cy- kicked your ass....Cy your in Twuble get the FUCK out

*cy takes a victory lap*

Yeah, I'm an asshole. Never been accused of being nice or saintly. Yeah, I'm also new here, so fuckin what? Yq que? You wanna see my posts for proof of asshole-icity, go to the Toyota Tundra forum before that nice-guy, boy-wonder moderator, Jay, deletes my posts from the last coupla weeks. View with pleasure my tirades at the uninspired and uninitiated. My profile might also prove slightly entertaining.

If you don't let me in on your asshole team, well that's OK, cuz I'm still an asshole. BUT I go to so much trouble to be such a raging fuckin prick sometimes, that its nice to at least get the recognition for it.

Lemee know what Asshole number I am so I can put it in my .sig and represent us assholes in proper fashion.

You guys will all be number one :flipa: assholes to me, LMFHAO.

Bronsonator

Originally posted by -cy-
*cy takes a victory lap*

Haha your good! :)

Originally posted by BlowOff
lol rice, please when i fucking burn your car up, then we'll talk rice,

oooooooh getting a weee bit aggitated?!?!?

well this is what i have to say to you http://www.minorannoyance.net/~spin/Smilies/contrib/dvv/boid.gif sit and rotate!~

Originally posted by Bronson
Yeah, I'm an asshole. Never been accused of being nice or saintly. Yeah, I'm also new here, so fuckin what? Yq que? You wanna see my posts for proof of asshole-icity, go to the Toyota Tundra forum before that nice-guy, boy-wonder moderator, Jay, deletes my posts from the last coupla weeks. View with pleasure my tirades at the uninspired and uninitiated. My profile might also prove slightly entertaining.

If you don't let me in on your asshole team, well that's OK, cuz I'm still an asshole. BUT I go to so much trouble to be such a raging fuckin prick sometimes, that its nice to at least get the recognition for it.

Lemee know what Asshole number I am so I can put it in my .sig and represent us assholes in proper fashion.

You guys will all be number one :flipa: assholes to me, LMFHAO.

Bronsonator



Wow, you guys are good. :D If you all want, feel free to update your sigs to the appropriate member numbers. :D But just remember, there is a difference in being a asshole, and putting out personal flames towards a person. So far as I can tell, this is all in good fun. Hopefully other thick headed members can tell the same. :rolleyes: :finger: :smoker:

Originally posted by jay@af
Well, I'm a mod, and apparently I'm not an asshole. :silly:

Oh, I dunno Jay. I think you're an asshole, you tried to censor me before.

Just doesn't make you an asshole in kbslacker's book, and that's what counts here.

Bronsonator.

hmmmmm..... I am concerned that people consider themselves assholes when they may not be. There are annoying people on here, but they aren't annoying enough to be called an asshole. Sort of like a whining baby, at some point (usually becoming a teenager) they turn into an asshole.

Ahhhh, screw your concern Yogs! You think people are complaining, not being assholes? Well i think you are being hypacritical, complaining that people aren't what they say, who CARES? If they act like an asshole, then they are! Just shizzup!

-cy- dont you dare flame yogs, that is a warning, he could out-asshole anyone in this thread, or in this goddamn board if he wanted to for that matter. So keep your mouth shut.

Any women aholes allowed?:smoker2:

oh and what makes you the prince so sexy????????????:o

Originally posted by [TWUBLE]


oooooooh getting a weee bit aggitated?!?!?

well this is what i have to say to you http://www.minorannoyance.net/~spin/Smilies/contrib/dvv/boid.gif sit and rotate!~



keep going, see how pissed you can get him!!! hee hee hee

I guess it came off as a flame, well it was more meant to be something....not sure what exactly, but something!

Originally posted by jill mcnamara




keep going, see how pissed you can get him!!! hee hee hee
i like this chick!!! :)

hehe i dub thee asshole member # 68 (and she'll owe you one!)

Originally posted by BlowOff
-cy- dont you dare flame yogs, that is a warning, he could out-asshole anyone in this thread, or in this goddamn board if he wanted to for that matter. So keep your mouth shut.

flame? i see no flame.... i see agressiveness... i see one up-him-self lilttle spoilt brat with way too much hair spray who thinks he is the shiznit of the nits!
warning? oooooh tinky winky pretty pinky!!! BRING IT!!! :finger4:

Originally posted by jill mcnamara
Any women aholes allowed?:smoker2:
hell yess... HELL FUCKN YES! :bandit:

Well Jil, show me your an asshole in some threads (not promoting assholismship) and i will decide that...and as for being the sexy prince of AF...check it. :eek: now....you know why.


http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/223803Pict0047.jpg

BlowOff you are the gayest looking fuck I've ever seen!!!!! I seriously doubt u are ever as tough in real life as you are on AF cuz u remind me of the kids in HS we use to pick on.

Also anyone in the Kiwi Crew can go have ya dicks sucked by BlowOff cuz admited it, you all are closet homosexuals. Blowoff would prob be a nice change instead of sheep anyway!