game: 186 [objects] walk into a bar ver.III

The predecessors:
game: 186 [objects] walk into a bar (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=63266) (ver 1)
186, ver2 (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=69033)

The objective:
An object is chosen. That object the become the subject in a joke with the following format:186 [objects] walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve [objects] here."
So the [objects] say, "[punchline]"example: object = banana186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "Well, I guess we better split!"http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/squint.gif http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/squint.gif http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/squint.gif http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/squint.gif http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/squint.gif

Now, this is a pun-driven game, so not every punchline will be a side splitter. In fact 99% will be groaners, but that's the fun part. :p

The Rules:
A couple rules to slow down the more pun-inclined among us...

ONLY ONE ENTRY PER POST! NO DOUBLE POSTING!

:rolleyes:

Post one reply, but don't post again until someone else has had a chance. ;) Also, to keep it moving, anyone can change the object after, say, 5 replies, not just me. But, you can not select the next object yourself. You muct ask someone else to name a random object for you. It can be someone at your house or work, or you can IM/PM/chatroom, etc. someone. You do not HAVE to change the object if there's been 5 replies, only if you want to... ;)


The opening object, as selected by my co-worker Tim, is snake.

Ready? GO!

186 snakes walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve snakes here." (Even snakes that can walk, apparently!)
So the snakes say, "This place seems pretty low on the SCALE, anyway!"

186 military band players walk into a bar
the bartender says "we dont serve your type of bands around here
So the military band players say, But we only wanted to play (with the) TAPS.


:screwy:

186 snakes walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve snakes here." (Even snakes that can walk, apparently!)
So the snakes say, "That's okay, we're just here for the tail"

186 snakes walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve snakes here."
So the snakes say, "This isn't the boa-ling alley?"

:bigthumb:

186 snakes walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve snakes here."
So the snakes say, "Don't make us ASP you again!"

186 snakes walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve snakes here."
So the snakes say, "Fine.. We'll leave.. Don't throw a hiss-y fit!"

Okay, now do calculators.

186 calculators walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve calculators here."
So the calculators say, "that just doesn't add up!!"

^ :wtf:

:dunno:

186 calculators walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve calculators here."
So the calculators say, "Are you just trying to push our buttons?"

186 calculators walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve calculators here."
So the calculators say, "http://fuckthatjob.com/images/graph-thumb.gif "

186 calculators walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve calculators here."
So the calculators say, "Well, I guess we won't be ADDING to your revenue today..."

:sly:

Let's try sunglasses...

186 sunglasses walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve sunglasses here."
So the sunglasses say, "Am I a little too shady to be a customer?"

186 sunglasses walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve sunglasses here."
So the sunglasses say, "If you don't let us drink, we'll grab you by the ears!"

186 sunglasses walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve sunglasses here."
So the sunglasses say, "Rascist, it's because we're black, isn't it?"

Okay. sunglasses sucked. someone get us a new object...

frogs.....?

186 frogs walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here."
So the frogs say, "That's a bunch of BULL!!!"

186 frogs walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here."
So the frogs say, "that's fine, we're bar hopping anyway!"

186 frogs walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here."
So the frogs say, "bud... weis... errr..."

186 frogs walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here."
So the frogs say, "we're not French, we're English!"




;)

Oh yay! I've missed these threads!

186 Frogs walk into a bar, and the bartender says:
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here", so one frog says:
"I toad you they wouldn't serve us!"

186 Frogs walk into a bar, and the bartender says:
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here", so one frog says:
"Screw it, let's go back to my pad and drink..."

186 Frogs walk into a bar, and the bartender says:
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here", so the frogs said:
"Don't leap to judgement!"

Could we just change it to "A [object] walks into a bar"? There's really no purpose in having a large number of [object]s walking into a bar, and it makes for an ungainly reply...

186 Frogs walk into a bar, and the bartender says:
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here", so one frog says:
"ribit ribit ribit" (The bouncer told us toadally different)

186 (why 186 anyways?) Frogs walk into a bar.
the bartender says "i'm sorry we don't serve frogs here"
the frogs say "sacre bleu!"

186 ghosts walk into a bar.
the bartender says "i'm sorry, we don't serve spirits here".

yeah, that last one was so good i didn't even need the last line. :iceslolan

186 hearing aids walk into a bar
the bartender says "i'm sorry, we don't serve hearing aids here"
the hearing aids say "what?"

why no posty?

new topic: handguns

186 Handguns walk into a bar.
the bartender says "i'm sorry we don't serve handguns here."
the handguns say "Aw shoot!"

186 cellphones walk into a bar.
the bartender says "i'm sorry we don't serve cellphones here."
the cellphones say "good call!"

Could we just change it to "A [object] walks into a bar"? There's really no purpose in having a large number of [object]s walking into a bar, and it makes for an ungainly reply...(why 186 anyways?)
:dunno: But we'd better not change it; otherwise 185 [objects] would be pissed... :uhoh:

Brian: Pay attention... :nono:

186 handguns walk into a bar.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve handguns here."
So the handguns say "This place seems pretty low CALIBER anyways..."

186 gangsters walk into a bar.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve gangsters here."
So the gangsters say "STFU" *pop* *bang* *bam*