basketball question

i want to put a rim and backboard on a big pipe in the ground i have right now. can nebody tell me what io need.

hardware.















http://www.buyahoop.com/instructions/204008D.pdf

intelligence

time

money

patience

elevation

faith

a big pipe in the ground.

Oh, wait. You said you have that.

Ummm... I mean...


dexterity.

I think, from my point of view as an accountant that you need...


Resourcefulness and a cost effective plan.

LOL.


You need an environmental impact report submitted in triplicate to your local city or county authorities.

a basketball?

cement

seventeen jelly beans (any flavor will work.)

keebler elves

mmm jelly beans...you gotta love the red ones tho! :D


I hate elves :mad:

underpants gnomes.

Step 1: Install Basketball Hoop
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

An army of oompa loompas to install the hoop would most definitely work, that way you can pay them below minimum wage.

oompa loompas. good idea! but then, you will be needing a ladder..

so add a ladder to ur list..

a clue

the force

You will also need to sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore.






In Spanish.








Backwards.

You will also need to sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore.






In Spanish.








Backwards.

you are
an evil bastard.

beeeeeeeeeer lots and lots of beer.
always helps

you are
an evil bastard.

Well, yeah. Why do you think I have such a fanbase as shown in my sig?

good call.
you will definitley need a fan club, or a cheer squad. yes, a cheer squad

I already have one.

zebrathree is the head cheerleader.

Anyways, getting O/T. What else does he need for a basketball hoop?

Sun Tzu's The Art of War?

duct tape.

soil sample.
you will need to check the toxicity levels before and after z3 comes and cheers you on in that sexy little skirt of his with the matching pom poms. :grinno:

you'll need to stop and take a good, hard look at yourself in the mirror.

you'll need to say to yourself, "I can do it."

permission

determination.

a big fuckoff knife

a big fuckoff knife

what, in case z3 actually does show up in a skirt?

Pretty much.

a back ho
a front ho
and a couple more to make you some lemonade, as you will most likely work up a sweat.

a whole case of muffler bearings.

don't forget rotary hoes either

nothing can ever be forgotten in this most monumentus build that will be forever known throughout history as the most perfect basket bally hoopish constructionation of the 21st century...with help.

by the sounds of it this constructuating that shall be occuring is going to kick some major ass, have tickets gone on sale yet?

meditation

http://www.nationalradio.com/images/king.jpg
nothing can ever be forgotten in this most monumentus build that will be forever known throughout history as the most perfect basket bally hoopish constructionation of the 21st century...with help.

by the sounds of it this constructuating that shall be occuring is going to kick some major ass, have tickets gone on sale yet?
:sunglasse

sunscreen.

levitation

lubrication.

intoxication.

lol at the don king reference

dynamite-ation

rejuvination.

sporks!

edit:
Toksin: way to wreck the thread with a nonsense post

for digging the hole

one of those four-color pens.

Infantry

sporks? SPORKS? buddy you need help

inclination

inspiration

a set of house keys.

a Screwdriver will be essential for this task, no doubt.

and a pina colada.

Don't forget a hammer!

a JDM 180SX would drift out the 3 point line quite nicely, if I say so myself.

a meter stick.

<------------See avatar. :frown:

a bucket of lard

oh yes, of course. don't forget to bring a towel.