basketball question

Or clothes, using hardware while nude is generally not recommended and quite dangerous.

an acetelene torch too...

and some NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS

but make sure you don't puncture anything you shouldn't when installing the NAWZ to the hoop.

jay a meter stick would completely f#*k up the whole project.
he will need a yard stick

good call on the towel, im surprised it hasn't been brought up before now, considering it is the most useful thing to ever be invented

a trowel?

several pounds of raw, wet liver

how about alcohol? It makes ur funny bone tickle...