What ford stands for

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

Found
ON
Road
Dead

F**cker
Only
Runs
Downhill

heard it, one million times over.

but it's still funny

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First
On
Race
Day

Fu**ed
On
Race
Day

Fucking
Owners
Really
Dumb


And you just heard that from a Ford fan...:D

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Ford stands for
SHIT!!

Hell Yeah Ford Is Shit!!!!!

Fu**ed
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

For Old Retarded Drivers

I'm a Ford (truck) fan, so for all the Ford fans out there:


AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW: Big Money Waster

Buick: Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

Cheverolet: Can Hear Every Valve, Every Rap On Long Extended Vacations

Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

GMC: Garage Man's Companion

GM: General Maintenance

Honda: Had One, Never Did Again!

Mazda: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Nissan: Nothing Is So Shottily Assembled Nowadays

Toyota: To Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
(In other words, they ain't worth shit, dumbass!)



Thankyou.

HONDA 2: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!


Sorry, i had to throw this out there. They did make some crap products thoguh i have to admit, but then again who hasn't??

Enjoy your day. :icon16:

HONDA: Honey, Our Neighbor's Dodge Anialated us

this ones my favorite, Pontiac: Poor old n*gga thinks its a cadilac
Ford found on road dead, driver returns on foot
F*cked up old regurgitated doge

Faggots Own 'em Rettards Drive 'em

I would rather hace a chevy parked on my foot than a ford parked in my garage!!!!!!

^ I agree^ please just let this thread die already!!!

Chevrolet - Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Ford - Flip Over Read Directions

<---Ford owner

this ones my favorite, Pontiac: Poor old n*gga thinks its a cadilac


Jeez, Doc, think about what you write. There are many less offensive terms that start with 'n'.

Ford Trucks(for off road driving)You can't beat these

Gmc (general motors crap)
Dodge (dead or dying gutless engine)

gmc = gay mans chevy

HONDA 2: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!


Sorry, i had to throw this out there. They did make some crap products thoguh i have to admit, but then again who hasn't??

Enjoy your day. :icon16:

Hey, landyacht...

I like your 2nd better! Most Honda's do accelerate slow...

However, as a former FORD owner and brand new HONDA owner you've certainly got my attention!

What are some of the "crap products" that Honda has made, I'm curious?

Before plunking my hard earned cash down for a Honda I researched the heck out of these things. I asked everyone that I knew that owned a Honda if they would buy a Honda again and they all said YES!!! Nothing but accolades for Honda (ok, let's say 90% accolades if you count opinions in forums like this one)! Excellent quality, long life (I personally know 3 people who own a Honda with more than 250,000 miles on it!), and great value!

By the way, I didn't buy a Honda because it's fast. I bought mine because it's the best overall value I could find. That's why so many young people buy them too. Example? the Civic is by far the best car for the money... unless you rice it up. If you need to go fast, you'd be better off (money wise and power wise) saving up for a car that was MEANT to go fast! For basic transportation to and from work or school the CIVIC Rules!! Of those I found in forums like this one that DIDN'T like Honda, most cited the "cheap" looking tail fins and ground effects that plague the streets. Yes, the ricer group really pisses people off with loud ass 20" tailpipes that prove NOTHING except that their car can FART!! And yes, Honda's have been a HUGE part of this scene unfortunately. I mean, it's one thing to mod your ride so it can actually DO SOMETHING, but you'll never get a 1.3L Honda Civic to blow doors off anything. It will only blow noise. Period.

However, I didn't buy the Civic either. I needed a vehicle with VERSATILITY!! Can you tell from my avatar which one I went with? Yep, the ELEMENT! Fast it's not, race car it's not, but it can hold it's own. Too many good points to list here... I LOVE THIS THING! Nuff Said. :)

FORD Cars?

Now, being that I owned a FORD I knew I wasn't going to buy another one, NO-SIR-EE-BILLY-JOE-BOB!!! I've been burned 1 too many times. I don't think I need to argue to loudly about the quality of FORD cars.

FORD TRUCKS?

Last year I made a HUGE mistake where I work and bought 4 FORD 26,000 GVW trucks... not only was the order 8 MONTHS LATE, but my company has had NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS with them. Worse yet, each of the trucks shipped out to our branch locations, and NOTHING is covered under WARRANTY!! Very VERY disappointed. I look like an ASS for buying FORD for my company! NEVER AGAIN (As If I'd Still Have A Job If I Tried)!!!

Just my 2 cents. PEACE!

LEGO

Before you FORD fans start flaming in here, let me just say for the record...

Pre 1980 Fords were built OUTSTANDINGLY.

I LOVE classic FORDS, especially 1978 Ford F series/Bronco and Mustang (not the droppings of a Mustang with the II badge)!

They don't make 'em like they used to. But who does, you ask? Um... Honda?

LEGO

G-God's
M-Mechanical
C-Curse
:bananasmi

F:F**ked
O:On
R:Rainy
D:days

My cars (1990 Mustang GT) motor has 240,000 miles on it. No leaking oil, no rattling, shaking voilently, starts up fine, drives on long period's of time if wanted. Still runs a 15.10 at the track BONE STOCK. Brand new paint, wheels, tires, and interior. But no motor or rear end ( i changed the transmission because i didnt want a automatic). My next car? I dont think i'll need another one for a while....

What were you saying about Ford shoebox?

I drove my old 3.8 ford with no water in the radiator for 2 miles and I never had a problem with it until I crashed into that Escort that pulled in front of me!

....

...What were you saying about Ford shoebox?

Hehehe... good one, shoebox! Oh wait... you mean ME, huh? :)

Well... rather than making me repeat myself, you could scroll up a few notches instead, but here it is again to save you the trouble;

"FORD Cars?
Now, being that I owned a FORD I knew I wasn't going to buy another one... I don't think I need to argue to loudly about the quality of FORD cars"

Again? "...I don't think I need to argue too loudly about the quality of FORD cars." Take this statement as you will.

And I never said that ALL FORDS are poor quality, my friend. I don't think it is fair to bash on a vehicle that I know nothing about, but I know plenty about the FORDS I've owned and I can say they were all plenty crap. I need a reliable vehicle. And that's not all. I need a vehicle I can get into without something FALLING OFF! I was so G@D DAM& SICK of $hit falling off my vehicle or breaking with NORMAL use!!

I can also repeat comments from friends I've known over the years who will NEVER buy another FORD because they've had similar experiences. In all fairness though, I've heard some of these same comments for ANYTHING made by GM after 1980. But strangely enough, nowhere NEAR as many negative comments for the Honda. That's why I gave Honda a chance. If I get burned, I'll never buy Honda again. But as it stands I sleep well at night, and never worry if my car will start in the morning... something I couldn't say about my FORD!

BTW, Congratulations! If you have 240,000 miles on your Stang, all I can say is that you are very lucky, that you really take good care of your vehicle, and that I am very impressed! I suspect that many other FORD owners aren't so lucky though.

PEACE! :)

LEGO

F**** on a real deal

Fine
Oh
Ripe
Ducks

"BTW, Congratulations! If you have 240,000 miles on your Stang, all I can say is that you are very lucky"

what are u talking about lucky? those 5.0 are known for lasting well over 200k... and the 2.3L 4 bangers that cam in the 80's/early 90's lasted even longer, come to think of it the only engone that ford built that crap out prematurely is the 3.8, had major head gasket probs. and it just so happens the 3.8 was used in the mustang, t bird and taurus, which in the 90's made up for pretty much all of fords car sales. thats where the bad name came from (the 3.0 wasnt a great engin either but were known to last over 150k if taken care of)

and then theres the tranny, the early to mid 90's taurus's had some of the worst tranny;s ever assembled but now taurus's have some of the strongest tranny's in the industry... ford is making a turn around in the quality (look at the new ford 500 and stang and more notably the new f 150 more quality than pretty much anything ford has made) all of fords quality issues are in the past, time to let go.

and if you think imports are all perfect research the nissan titan, that thing is nuthin but problem.

"BTW, Congratulations! If you have 240,000 miles on your Stang, all I can say is that you are very lucky"

what are u talking about lucky? those 5.0 are known for lasting well over 200k... and the 2.3L 4 bangers that cam in the 80's/early 90's lasted even longer, come to think of it the only engone that ford built that crap out prematurely is the 3.8, had major head gasket probs. and it just so happens the 3.8 was used in the mustang, t bird and taurus, which in the 90's made up for pretty much all of fords car sales. thats where the bad name came from (the 3.0 wasnt a great engin either but were known to last over 150k if taken care of)

and then theres the tranny, the early to mid 90's taurus's had some of the worst tranny;s ever assembled but now taurus's have some of the strongest tranny's in the industry... ford is making a turn around in the quality (look at the new ford 500 and stang and more notably the new f 150 more quality than pretty much anything ford has made) all of fords quality issues are in the past, time to let go.

and if you think imports are all perfect research the nissan titan, that thing is nuthin but problem.

I stand corrected :)

HYUNDAI:

Hell You Used No Damn Acceleration Imbecile

Hobos
On
Night
Drive
Assassinations

Hobos
On
Night
Drive
Assassinations

Hey
You
Underestimated!
Need
Drive
Another
Import

Hyundai = Honda, less the “Oh!”, plus “Yu” but NOT “I”!

:p

:repost: I think they all have been said before! Why dont we just let this thread die already!

Also if spelled backwards:
Driver
Returns
On
Foot

Ford that is a joke of its own!!!

Ford Spell if Backwards and You get:
(D)river (R)eturns (O)n (F)oot

Besides ford is the real joke anyway!

"BTW, Congratulations! If you have 240,000 miles on your Stang, all I can say is that you are very lucky"

what are u talking about lucky? those 5.0 are known for lasting well over 200k... and the 2.3L 4 bangers that cam in the 80's/early 90's lasted even longer
Excuse me...
My friend got a 90 Mercury Topaz with that 2.3L I4 and then later switched to a 94 Ford Tempo with the same type of 2.3L I4
Guess what? Both of them F***ED UP at around 80000 miles...
And he doesn't race them, nor go over the speedometer's limit.

Both of them stalls at red lights all the time... :uhoh:

edited: Excuse me, I shouldn't say that word...

had one.... it lasted 2 months.

never again.

i have a preference for cars that work.

had one.... it lasted 2 months.

never again.

i have a preference for cars that work.
The same 2.3L?

Excuse me...
My friend got a 90 Mercury Topaz with that 2.3L I4 and then later switched to a 94 Ford Tempo with the same type of 2.3L I4
Guess what? Both of them F***ED UP at around 80000 miles...
And he doesn't race them, nor go over the speedometer's limit.

Both of them stalls at red lights all the time... :uhoh:

edited: Excuse me, I shouldn't say that word...
Well thats Ford for you :loser:

naaa this was a 4.1 straight six.

Well thats Ford for you :loser:
Well, I don't own a Ford, even Mazda was kind of owned by it.

yeah and ford wanted them to put a v6 in the rx7 because it would be cheaper to make.... mazda said no thank god and stopped making the rx7.... then so many people missed the rotary they made the rx8 and the new rx7! Ford SUCK, can't believe they would just wipe out such a unique and influencial car.

thats great

Ford - F*@ked on a raw deal. backwards drivers return on foot .
C.T. :wink:

yeah and ford wanted them to put a v6 in the rx7 because it would be cheaper to make.... mazda said no thank god and stopped making the rx7.... then so many people missed the rotary they made the rx8 and the new rx7! Ford SUCK, can't believe they would just wipe out such a unique and influencial car.
Good that Mazda turned them down. (They are going to turn them down for 100% anyway...) Or else I must put a lot of sick stickers noting that mine is a Rotary.

Mopar : (with Southern accent)

Move Over People Ah'm Racing!

As for Ford only making good veicals pre 1980. My dads '90 f-150 220,000 miles my friends '89 f-150 over 300,000 miles both don't leak or burn oil, and still run and don't have the same engines. Ford trucks crap? How about it being the only 1 ton that can tow a 19,000lb fith wheel.

jeez, dont tell me noones heard this one

H: Harley
O: Or
N: Nothing
D: Dumb
A: Ass


my bike buddy told me that one.

personally i drive a honda. and i will continue to buy honda. i've beat many fords with my car. first motor lasted 400,000 kms. and still ran fine when i pulled it.

personally speaking, fords shit, same with VW and Hyundai

IROC_Z
Italian
Retards
Out
Cruising

ZZZZ,s

Personally i'm I FORD fan, and my yhas had alot of fords, and there still here and they work today. But i dont put down mazda b/c my car built from both manufactures. I'm not a huge hater, you cant really put down a car as long as it runs and does what u want it to do.

FUCK FORDS.vAgreed they are excellent before 1980 but since then they have gone to shit,
New Models: Just about every one of them has been recalled for something serious or whatnot, enough said!
Old models: I've only seen ONE good ford out there, one of my ex-G/F onws it 1991 Ford Thunderturd with a 3 speed tranny and 3.8L V6, the odometer stopped working at 138 thousand miles and that was like 5 or 6 years ago, other than that one car EVERY ford I've drivien has fucked up in the small amount of time I was driving it!
Lets face it yall FORD is worse than a bad joke, It's a disgrace to humanity!

Hmm,

For
Our
Retarted
Doughter

and

Fast
Only
Rolling
Downhill

skater in ny you said fucking owners really dumb. isnt that a ford contour in the pic below your name.

FORD - atleast they circled the problem.

FORD - atleast they circled the problem.


LMAO! thats a great one