New Crucifixion Thread

Since the last thread was closed because it's discussion was moving away from the topic, I thought I'd start a new thread where people can make fun of anyone.:devil:

Let's start with me:

As EvoChica questioned, I DO have way too much time on my hands. I think that i need to take up cross-stitching or something.

Now it's all your turns, have fun!

-moldy

My Dad used to call me, "The Little Abortion that got away."

yer momma's such a whore......she been laid more than concrete

:D

As EvoChica questioned, I DO have way too much time on my hands. I think that i need to take up cross-stitching or something. -moldy

So is that why you chose moldyhands as your screen name?

Are you guys still beeting up on makkinenrally or who ever. I must hand it to ya, nice slamms in that thread.
So is this open for anyone, or just the ones that were in on the other thread?
If I get bashed, then i will know, huh?
Well Give it your best shot

You know, y'all are welcome to join the general lunacy in the Completely Off-Topic (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/f664) forum for stuff like this. ;)

now why would we do something silly like that? :confused: hahaha. all i have to say is posting is highly addictive, once you start you cant stop... ;) now as for making fun of people... um i am going to sleep at 11:30 on a friday night, how sad is that??? :rolleyes: evochica=LOSER + post whore lol

btw moldyhands, knitting is alot more productive than cross-stitching... if you are taking requests, i'd like a black, white and gray scarf hehe

Do you have any pics of your car?
My friend has the same year of Eclipse

actually i dont have pics of my car but i could take some. i am warning you though, its not hooked up. when i bought it, it had 100k mi. on it and now it has 130k, so i didnt want to put a whole lot of money into it. i am holding out for my evo :D i will take some pics but it will take a bit bc i have to take them,get them developed and then scan them so i will post them as soon as i can.

Just curious as to whether or not he is going to join us? It was fun, but some people are just a little bit off-centered. And they don't know when to quit.

evochica: do you like your eclipse? My wife and I both had eclipse's in the past hers was a 96 GS, and I also had a 96 but a GS-T. They were fun cars, and quite reliable.


Josh:cool:

out of curiosity, i always wondered why people would spell such bigs words as, constitutionalization, yet they abbreviate, simple small words or even use abbrevs at the strangest times?

so basically its like, i was walking through the theater and i thought, hey, dude, wasup. Its funny bc, i had this friend, whose nm was henry. Once i was in the army n tim was yelling at me, clean up your rm dude!.

i dont know, just strikes me as interesting.


call me stupid, go head...............


doooooooooooooopid.

joshmel1- i love my eclipse, i just wish the person i bought it from hadnt beat on it so much. :( before i heard rumors about the evo vii coming over, i was planning on buying a 99 eclipse gsx. what can i say, i am a mitsu girl through and through :D

blackevovii- if you were referring to my "bc," i use it when i type alot and its not for something important. i always spell it wrong so its easier to abbreviate it and not look like a moron that cant spell haha. i dont usually type like that though. it annoys the crap out of me when other people do. take my sister for example. shes 14 yr. old and practically lives on aol. the other day i walked in when she was typing on the computer and her conversation looked something like,

"yo wut up"
"nada yo, wut u doin 2nite"
"chillin lyke a villain"
"could i chill wit u then"
"sure sure wuteva"
"wut r the guyz doin 2nite"
"prolly cumin over here 2"

oh my lord. i was like wtf does that say?? i asked her why she needed to abbreviate things that are short already!! she said thats how people talk. i was like ok whatever. so the moral of the story is be glad you dont live with a 14 yr. sister who thinks she is a ghetto queen and live in a suburb that tries to act hardcore :rolleyes:

heh its all good, just striked me as weird. I know this one chick, whose a complete retard. She'll be talking, and out of nowhere she'll find creative, sassy, new ways to butcher a word. Hey whats up chris, i was thinking, and this is what i thought. I tho we should hang.


and im thinking wtf is tho? it must be thought, but shes so "creative and cool" that it really should be, even tho, im not as cool as you, id like to be.


god damnit, i hate her.



later

hahaha maybe all these people are in a secret society and we just arent cool enough to be in it.... nah... :hehehe:

Hey joshmel, whats up? i came back after to check up on the posts after i just got back from the LA autoshow where i talked to mr Gagnon, the representative for the unvailing of the EVO VII. (Hes the guy that lives behind me).

Anyone want to start making fun of something should try my past thread on the TT Evolution. But the Dinan was a complete mistake. and yes, i get a bashing from alot of people buts all good because im sure that i know more about cars than most of them, and im probably 10 years younger!

now lets talk about cars, S4 vs. EVO vs. WRX vs. M3
That would be a good race since all are formidable oponents

take it away

You get excied way to fast, I can see it in your writing. All of us when we get excited type faster and just want the post to be posted. Makinen, you just get way to excited, that is probably why your typing slacks quite a bit. You get a a lot of slack for that I see. You need to get that fixed.
Try Some prozac.
Works wonders, and you won't hallucinate as much.

Originally posted by BlackevoVII
out of curiosity, i always wondered why people would spell such bigs words as, constitutionalization, yet they abbreviate, simple small words or even use abbrevs at the strangest times?

so basically its like, i was walking through the theater and i thought, hey, dude, wasup. Its funny bc, i had this friend, whose nm was henry. Once i was in the army n tim was yelling at me, clean up your rm dude!.

i dont know, just strikes me as interesting.

call me stupid, go head...............

doooooooooooooopid.

My friends and I were talking about this very phenomenon just the other day. They seem to think that the abbreviation that is so common in our written language these days is going to spill over to the spoken language. Needless to say, it makes me want to spew burrito chunks.

It just bothers me to think that our already ignorant populace may never teach the next generation proper grammar. I already have trouble finding people under 20 who read (Superstreet, Sport Compact Car, and Maxim don't count).

Iam afraid your friend may be correct. Here are some examples

Examples:

Person 1: i hate you
Person 2: k

Person: Whats up
Person 2: wassup

Person 1: what you doing?
Person 1: nada


blah blah blah

Well, my personal order of preference goes like this:

1) Evo7 - because it has most bang for buck, in my opinion. ~$30k for the awd, acd, ayc, etc. and "250" to 320 hp (post mods)? And so cool looking, too. Yes, this is #1.

2) S4 - Because I swore my next car would be all wheel drive, and this is such a killer car. But, I wish it wasn't so expen$ive, and didn't have that little problem with the intake hoses ripping.

3) WRX - I hate the headlights, but a kit can fix that. It is still in my price range, so don't have to sell my testes like I would to get the S4. But not as bitchen, righteous, and swanky as #1 or #2.

4) M3 - This would be #2, but like I said, I really really RILLY want awd. If I lived in climate with no snow, this would be a sweet choice.

Evo has just too much fun-value to be anything but #1.

Come on guys, someone better do some roastin in this thread, that is what the crusifixion thread is for, if someone pisses you off in another thread, roast em in here. Lets throw another ricer on the barbeque.
Lets light up the torches :flamer:

What the hell you talkin about.
There is no 2,3, or 4
Its all about the EVO.
get a clue, :silly: , that goes for you to Makinanrally!
1 to many :bonghitte for yah, thats Makinanrally's problem
:silly: parents bread little :silly: people

Well, uh, what I meant to say was, 2,3, and 4 would all be different color Evos. Sorry for that little slip - my bad.

"...OH...It's already been broughten!"
(seen from not another teen movie)

That all you got!
Come on, give me some them Brown Cloud slams you boys in Denver got.

BlackevoVII...
Look out the pigs got out, horses kicked granny in the nuts, pah shot the cow for only havin one tit on the udder, and quit spankin your monkey, you don't do that on a farm, you boff your sister. Now go play with her cack and balls.

Guess I just don't have any beef to pick with ya. I sorta, agree and shit. I would only pick the Evo, y'know? So go clean a dozen or so of your guns, you anti-government Waco-wacko from I-duh-ho! ;)
Heh heh.

Is that the best from the brown cloud.
Thats cool if you agree with most of the stuff I put on the forum, I appreciate it sincerrely, but this is the no holds barred slam fest. This is the ring. Get in the ring, outside this thread, business as usual. Agree all you want there, but in here let the butter fly.
Ok didn't want to have to do this, but the Bronco's and the Bills, rank right up there with most times visiting the superbowl and LOSING.
Hey can I get tickets...NOT.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE MY SIG OUT OF THIS!

I HATE GHOSTRACER!


he pisses me off so much, he thinks hes so cool.

i dont know this is a crucifixion thread ;)

i like ghost though......i was jus tplaying so this doesn't count as a crucifixion thread.

It's all fun and games, truly, nottin but love for all members of this forum, new and old. This is just one of those silly threads for us piston heads to say hello. So any thing I have said, or may say, pease dont take it personally. Just throw-in pies like the rest of them.

You hate me? why?
Do I really piss you off that much?
I really didn't mean any offence to your sister, i was makinf fun of your quote, which I didn't realize was your quote, till now, in the other thread you didn't make sense, so I roasted you in here.
grumpy gus

heh guy *hug* i was joking babe.


i like ya

and i dont have a sister.

i made sense, i did.

You want mine. (sister that is)
since i'm such a hillbillie.
Really, thats cool, so then BlackevoVII, throw a pie, win a prize.

you done with her? ill take her.

Yah, heres my sis, i'm done.
Hy my name is Billy-BlackevoVII-Bob, I'd like to meet someone outside the family...?

hehehehehe!!!
Wanna go cow tippin with me?:bandit:

Cowtippin...?
...no...?
hows bout goat roapin...?
ya-unto

:ylsuper ssshhhwwooooooo!!!!! Terror on the netwaves.

I'm tearing it up in here.:greenchai

I am the Ultimate Warrior.:xelicon:

Who want a some Wang

*pushes you*

Who you pushin?

There aint room in this ring for the both of us
In a blaze of fury, raceghost does his superflash spinning Lancer punch
sending BlackevoVII through the ropes in to the bucket of spuit left by Broomhelga, his 2nd cousin twice removed.

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

id have to disagree with the guy that used the lame smiley faces to describe my parents. The Evo 7 is a great car and id probably choose it first but the M3 just overpowers it alittle too much, but yes, the Evo is AWD. The s4 is just a all around awesome car that can be the best all around of all of the 4 cars i stated if it wasnt for the problems. The S4 is also the best car for turbos if u actually wanna pay for the turbos, that car would probably be the fastest.

Whats with the smiley faces shit? thats just retarded

Alright you yellowbelly pie-slinger...
I'm a callin you out.

Now this is a story about a man named dippi
wanted an evo but couldn't stand the wait
So he hit himself in the head and bought a mercedies
Cause of that, he's going strait to Haties.
It was ritzy and stylish
He drove his benz all over town
He got waxed by every evo
So he always wore a frown.
Went to the dealer tryin to trade
Dealer sat and drank some lemonade
My boy I'll tell yah what I'm gonna do,
Trade you a station wagon for that pile of poo poo.

Poo wee, Makinanrally, warn someone before you drop a load like that, my mouth was open and everything. your shit stinks.
mine probably don't smell better, but this is about you. Dush that ass.

I'll be here all week.

Originally posted by Raceghost
I'll be here all week.

That's what yer mom said last night too :dogpile:

hehe....burnt :flamer:

wow hooby, ya fuckin cock sucker that sure was an orginal, pullin out the ur mom jokes, get some new stuff ass fucker

leave my ass fucker alone, bitch!

you silly fucks, he can use the momma jokes if he wants to, those are funny as hell. eat my ass race ghost, dush that ass? ur ass aint better than anyone elses in here. I made mistakes but i dont give a shit anymore cause im gonna take my anger out on ur wannabe bad ass.

chomp on that bitches...

that should light shit up

Originally posted by Mtnbike4522
wow hooby, ya fuckin cock sucker that sure was an orginal, pullin out the ur mom jokes, get some new stuff ass fucker

Ouch....that hurt about as much as me throwin my back out porkin yer girlfriend :smoker2:

Dood... you might wanna check out yer shit....she was smellin pretty rank:bathroom:

Hooby

ouch that hurts id have to say im sorry for ya if ur fuckin my ex. i fucked her so many times over the lats 2 years that there is so much spearmies built up in there it builds a paste so sux ass for you

Originally posted by Mtnbike4522
ouch that hurts id have to say im sorry for ya if ur fuckin my ex. i fucked her so many times over the lats 2 years that there is so much spearmies built up in there it builds a paste so sux ass for you

Ya....she did sux my ass.....how'd you know?

She likes that too dood....maybe a little too much.

in light of the ur mom jokes.........................she did not enjoy it as much as your mom did

Makinenrally
whats your story man, the only time you speak is when your totally faking everything you say, cause you have yet to start a thread, you have yet to reply on some good info in the forum. You have yet to voice your personell view on the lancer, your just a follower, Now granted the reply today in the turbo upgrades one, was the first one. All your others are after people have chatted, you sit back, and squeeze your two centz in and try to shift attention from the subject to yourself. So, Why don't you go back to computer class and hang with your 14 year old buddies and go snap bra's cause that's what your acting like. Dude, look at the way you posted on the "Evo spotted last night" all big and bad with yourself trying to be sly, and then that rediculous story, that was the nail in the coffin.
And if you can't hang with the big dogs, stay on the friggin porch
and take some more PROZAC.

lemming lemming lemming you are so very gay, makinen ur a bitch just like raceghost said, why instead of just coming in with stupid shit to say, be inteligent for once

calm down add. I tried to start a real argument on what car would win out of the 4 but none made an intelligent remark. Nice try with the come back but that was just sad. Everytime i see a thread where you try and make fun of someone was a thread that was just trying to show how much you know over the next person. I sit back and wait because im actually just looking for parts to my car. And yes, i am quite dissappointed with the performance of my car, but im not gonna whine about it. I found the rmr and rpw sites and have been contacting them about all of their parts and warrenties, so im pretty far ahead as far as knowledge of the lancer. The engine swap with the 4G63 WILL FIT and as far as me telling that story, i was trying to sound big because all the other lame asses were like crying about how they saw it and how amazing it is. I dont car if no one believes me about knowing the mtsu guy, its true, and as far as me getting bashed, you try getting bashed by 10 people and still sound profound.

this is the time where you come back with another lame comeback about how you think im stupid and ur smart and u think i need prozac. ur replies lack intelligence like the US lancer lacks power.

Im chill, i was just making fun of you because of your lame remark on how ull be here all week.

heh, that sucks

originally posted by Mtnbike4522

in light of the ur mom jokes.........................she did not enjoy it as much as your mom did

Hey....I'm all about my mom gettin some....she deserves it :)

Dude, every where youve been i've been, the first new place I hadn't heard of you posted today. so hats off to you there. As for the swap, I didn't say the motor swap wouldn't work you dislexic bitch, I said the
head swap wouldn't work, dude, you need to pay more attention.
I thought you loved you U.S. Lancer, sounded like that to me.
But thats right, you sold it cause it doesn't come with tritan V rocket assist, and fold out skis like the Cali. GSR when it comes out.
So listen here you little bitch, I put shit on the web so people don't have to look has hard to find things, I spend more time on the web in a day than you do in a week, I don't live in california, were every corners got a rice shop, Any thing I want, I have to order, wate long time, and then find someone to install or do it myself. So don't give me this "one up bullshit" you shade tree mechanic. You have been givin credit by me a lot, so backdown with your ass before I go pom-pae.