New Crucifixion Thread

You rule, keep throwin her the bone.

now this is a real crucifixtion post. I tell ya raceghost, i think u need the prozac more than i do. chill out alittle. just tryin to get everyone started with a huge argument. I thank you for the credit and never sold my car for whatever it is you just made up to make fun of me. I have had to do every modification to my car and my friends because here in california, there are only honda and acura rice shops and they always price way too much. I understand about the motor swap, ive done a few so i know what ur saying. Thanx for posting things to help people but i think ur posting too many threads that just make fun of people instead of help them.

Now back to business, ive been looking through the engine of the lancer and found that some of the restriction on power comes from the intake manifold and parlty the small throttle body. even though the engine isnt very powerful, fix those 2 problems and u could make some decent power.

Originally posted by Raceghost
You rule, keep throwin her the bone.

Nuttin but the dog in me baby....

Ok Mr. Mod Man
if you can start a new thread with your info on how to make the lancer intake and throttle body, then srart it. Cause there are others out there that are still lookin, proov us all wrong about you. List your info with pictures, and stay the fuck quite, every one else, look it over, check it out, I know I will, then if your right, we might ease up, but if your wrong...
(to be continued)

Makinanrally,
Prozac's a white pilled drug, the white ones suck, if you really want the good ones, try the red and blue drugs, there the best for visuals.
hehehehehe

i love raceghost....can you blame me? i love him...I LOVE HIM!

look, u obviously think i dont know anything, and thats ok, but the reason i dont post more of my own threads is because im trying to find other parts and other shit for my goddam car, so am ordering head gaskets, camshaft sprockets, valve springs, and maybe forged pistons as soon as i get the intake problem out of the way. I dont have to prove anything to anybody, thats why im not gonna post shit about fixing the intake problem or about buying the right oversized throttlebody. i could care less what people think as long as i tell the truth. I appreciate the help on the whole posting thing but im not gonna sit here posting shit all the time when most of these people dont have a clue what they are trying to help me with. I wish you could post something to help me but i know that ur the same as me and ur not willing to custom make ur own intake manifold to fix the problem.

so if ur gonna try and make me look like an ass by tellin me to start my own mod thread, then go fuck yourself cause i dont have time to fuck around with a knowitall thats trying to make me look like an ass.

nottin but love for ya, i'm still gonna throw pies at yah though,
This ring ain't big enough for the two of us.
Here take a free shot everyone, hit me good...
Let em rip

You guys(black evo & ghost) must be fuckin eachother...all these queer posts about 'hitting' eachother...more like hitting on...fuckin homo's.

PROOOF!!!!


Originally posted by Raceghost
I like the way black evo slams me in the ass...the 'black' in him stands true...oh my god...can we meet up again sweetie?

Next

(i think he's the one who's a queer, how else do you show respect on the net)

What?
Was that a comeback???
Cauuuuse...who writes em? The pope?

Talk about forgery, no where did I or any one elso post shit like that, piss of you cut and paste bitch
cut and paste this:
:flipa:

JESUS!
Did you graduate from the 2nd grade yet?
Your grammer is fucking horrible, not to mention spelling.

In a mad fury, raceghost uses is immortal powers and beems rEVOLUTION back to the 70's...In a flash rEVOLUTION is seen quoted in the history books as the man who liked other men.

oooh, that stings, taste's week, is that the best you got?

Originally posted by makinenRALLY
The S4 is also the best car for turbos if u actually wanna pay for the turbos, that car would probably be the fastest.


I choose the Evo for less cash, and not having to "fix it" as soon as it rolls off the showroom floor, just to keep the power it is supposed to have. With a couple small mods, the Evo7 will piss off many an S4 owner, as well as many an M3 owner, methinks. Nobody likes to pay that many bones for a car that a 4-banger Mitsubishi can keep up with, correct?

Ok, that's fine, but one question?
I fyou know it all then what are you doing on this forum, and why aren't you posting anything?
You say your looking on the internet, but then you say your gonna build the parts, then your gonna order the parts, all within the same fe minutes. Dude, think before you speak, cause you just proved to us what we already know..
Your full of shit.

And you, if your gonna resort to gay jokes because I show respect for people who after they throw a good roast, or agree with me, then you a makinenrally should team up, cause when it comes to lame you two take the cake.
:monkeypis on makininrally

and

:bathroom: you must be the turd that didn't get flushed

POPE COMEBACK!

Jeeez...come on man. You said you wanted to be flamed...can't ya take it? Come up with better comebacks.

Ok, your right, I asked for it, so i'll eat it. my bad if your seriously just flingen shit for the fun of it, then cool. Flame on, I respect that. Atleast give me a heads up next time before you flame like that. I redraw previous coment.
Keep throwin the pies

Why not just save all the money that you are going to spend on parts, and on fabrication of parts, and spend the money on the EVO! I just don't get it, no matter what you do to your car, unless you spend 15,000$ on the American Lancer, it will never compete. (And maybe not even then!) Just curious!





J:cool:

thought that way to, but I guess when your rich or whatever makinens' story is, then that's that.

Nooo...i don't flame here...just shitonhonda.com

I hate hondas with a passion, so we agree on somethin

Where did that come from any way, the pope?
I don't ride around or act like i'm in a glass box?

The only Honda I would care to own is that CRX with the NSX engine in the back, that I have seen on the internet. Other than that, they do nothing for me. They are commuter cars, plain and simple.

J:ylsuper:

i do beleive the pope does chill in a glass box

The shitty comebacks...
cause the pope is The Pope...get it?
He doesn't make comebacks...at least not very witty ones

hey fucker the only come back you know is that white shit at the back of your throat. so keep coughin

Originally posted by Mtnbike4522
hey fucker the only come back you know is that white shit at the back of your throat. so keep coughin

Nice....that's the first good flame I've heard from you.

Ohhh and........yer mom :D

i thought we had every settled race ghost, but no, u had to be a gay flamer and keep talking trash because u know everything. I still dont see what the problem with you is, if i dont post anything why would it matter to you. And the fact that ur making fun of me making and ordering parts is not that offending since i cant really make the shit that im ordering. but nice try, keep trying to make fun of me, you have yet to make one good flame on me and thats funny cause your really trying hard. I dont know shit, fine, keep saying that, its not gonna matter when you keep saying it even though you dont know what ur talking about.

haha what revolution you think im gonna get pissed at what you said? oh man, calling me a fag for what though? cause i dissed you how many times?

sorry i missed your im ghost i was at Dunkin Donuts fucking shit up.


and yes i know you are raceghost!


anyhow, i love raceghost

oh and where the hell did ghost say he wanted to slam me, im mildy turned on by that and im hoping its fact and not fiction.

thanx hooby. but ANY ways on ro bigger and gayer things (i.e makinenrally) dude ur nothing but a poser you come in here talking all big, but no one beleives a damn thing out of your mouth anymore, oh ya i saw a EVO too, it was parked at the guy that owns mitsu motors, he makes how own car parts .PROVE IT. when i see a pic of YOU doing it and not some other bull shit you will manage to pull off the internet, then i will back up off you

good point i was at ghost house and what i saw was this ..................(Originally posted by Raceghost
I like the way black evo slams me in the ass...the 'black' in him stands true...oh my god...can we meet up again sweetie? ) WHEN THE FUCK DID HE SAY THAT, rEVOlution you stupid fuck

Back the fuck up now. Ill show you a picture...one of me and ur mom doing it. That subject has long since passed, and why now has ur gay ass come up on me? I didnt come into this post all hard, i came in to see a crucifixtion and now you lame ass snatch's think im ur enemy. I never started anything and thats why im not posting anything, cause you flamers wont stop and im ending this shit.

yea hes an ass, dont bring me into shit when i didn't do shit on you.....granted im not flaming anyone, cause i barely post on this board, up until now.


oh and another thing, when ghost was saying something about cut and paste this bitch
:flipa:

that was almost perfect grammar, so what the hell are you talking about? i think that im referring to rev

from ghost:
Talk about forgery, no where did I or any one elso post shit like that, piss of you cut and paste bitch
cut and paste this:


only bad i see is elso....anyhow hi

then lets see it.

well, many of you all have been wondering where i've been lately. my two threads are getting a lot of attention, and i know all of you sit at home all day wondering when moldyhands is going to come online. here's the story...

i was driving my Evo VII (the one George Bush gave me) and i came around a curve and there was this really bright light (it was night time). it blinded me and i couldn't see. since i was doing about 115 around a curve, i crashed. i woke up in this cold metal room with aliens probing me. they were talking to this one human in a mask, and when he took off the mask it was MAKINENRALLY *gasp*. seems these aliens lived next door to makinenrally, and he knew them personally. it was their spaceship that had made me crash. makinenrally explained to me that some dick named raceghost had taken over MY post and was acting like king of MY shit hill. i asked him why they made me wreck and he explained that it was necessary because Mr. Gagnon had personally asked makinenrally to do it (for reasons...... unknown). the spaceship flew to the super, SUPER secret headquarters of mitsubishi, located on the planet Hexron. George Bush was just the super secret CEO of mitsubishi for earth, it seems that makinenrally was the supreme CEO of the intergallactic mitsubishi.

makinenrally was so hospitable, since he caused me to wreck my Evo VII, he let me take my pick of any Evo CCCXI (that's 311 for you non-romans). they're personal racing spacecraft that do 0-60 lightyears per second in only 4.3 seconds. so i picked the Ultaris colored one (it's a Hexron color), and me and makinenrally flew back to earth. then we went and visited tommi makinen, and he taught us how to drive the new Evo CCCXI's we had just gotten. makinenrally was so good that he started beating tommi makinen around the course (the course is on saturn). then we headed home and i once again thought that i'd come on here and tell you how spectacular and unbelievable makinenrally's and my lives are.

-moldy

my god thats the stupidist thing ive ever heard, i cant even believe you took that much time tot think of that dumb of a story. I think i am now dumber from having listen to that lame attempt to criticize me. You just wasted about 10 minutes of my life figuring out why you would write something that long and stupid. jesus that was the lamest thing i have ever heard!

I got a story for you... I did ur mom in the ass

chomp on that moldyhands, and next time, think of something you havent already tried or something that isnt extremely lame like the novel you just wrote.

hahahhahaa, im gonna print that one out and post it somewhere else for kicks, that was the lamest thing i have ever heard. hahhaha ill hand it to raceghost and that mtnbiker dude, they might have had some decent comebacks but you just ruined the whole thing

there we went, i knew someone would be LAME and blast me for making such a long post. but as i told you all before, I HAVE NO LIFE. i just sit around all day and masturbate to midget porn. but i did take up knitting. i knitted a sock (for the cleanup after masturbating to midget porn).

to evo-ho (i can't remember your tag), i remember you talking about buying a WRX then when the Evo VII comes out, giving it to your son... do you need another son? i'm clean, good grades, have a career plan, etc. (perfect son *pointing at own chest*). and are you a male or female, CUZZZZZ if you're a female i could be your younger fling; you could buy me an Evo VII, and i won't even call you a sugar momma. i'm 6'2", 190 lbs, pretty fit, short brown hair, and BOY AM I HUNG!!!! (some facts may be slightly exaggerated). actually, this goes out to ANY female posting in the forum (winks at evochica). and oh yeah, i can go for hours!!!!! (once again, some facts may be slightly exaggerated).

-moldy

makinenrally,

it took you TEN minutes to read that post?!?!?!? it took me about 5 minutes to type it up. didn't you say you wanted to go to stanford? not with your SAT score, what did you get? 700? 750?

raceghost isn't gonna blast me half as bad as EVERYONE in here has blasted YOU. plus i was just shittin' on raceghost because of the thread's purpose (all in good fun). YOU i actually want to physically harm, so it's NOT in good fun.

one more note, you say how my post is so lame, yet you're going to copy it and paste it somewhere else for others to see. so it's obviously entertaining to you. either that or you will try to pass it off as your own on some other bulletin board. (maybe Mr. Gagnon, you're CLOSE, PERSONAL friend will help you).

-moldy

Moldy right the fuck on. put that bitch in his place.

u obviously do have no life if this is all you do is sit here beating off to gay porn while typing posts that are a page long. All you do is wait for an argument and then try and win thecrowd by thinging of some dumb remark to see if you can tag along and make fun of someone. you actually want to hurt me physically? i bet you just wanna get physical with me, but im not that kinda guy.

dont play off your making fun of raceghost either you know you were actually trying to make fun of him and now ur trying to win his side so you dont look like an even bigger ass when he makes fun of you.

Im gonna sit and wait for you to post something that actually gives me information that i can use instead of laugh at because your comebacks are terrible.

makinenrally,

GAY PORN?!?!? who the hell said anything about gay porn? i said MIDGET porn. BIG difference. (not that there's anything wrong with being gay). it's okay makinenrally, i'm comfortable with my sexuality, and i'll still be your friend if you come out. just come out, it's OKAAAAAAAY.

raceghost can bring it on too. it's all good, and i'm sure he'll laugh just as hard at himself as i laugh at myself. but as for any useful information....

shove a dick in your mouth, I (MOLDYHANDS) was the first one on this site to tell about mitsubishi finally, and publicly admitting at the LA auto show that the lancer Evo VII was coming. i even gave the web addy.

-moldy:)

isn't it amazing how even on the internet, everyone can spot the nerds *pointing at makinenrally*

-moldy

Damn guys....
I'm gone for 3hrs and you people FLAMMMEEE AWAAYYY...You guys are all still online too...NERDS! I had to read through two pages of bullshit....
COME ON!

moldyhands,

i'm sorry, you are SOOO right. all the stuff i've said is lies. i'm a total fake. and yes, i'm gay. i live next to some guy named bubba, not Mr. Gagnon. somtimes i go over to bubba's and we eat fried possum, mmmmmmm, good eatin'. and i don't own anything but a beat up mirage that i bought at an auction for 5 bucks, but it's badged up as a lancer Evo VI. and YES, i'm gay.

THAT ALMOST WORKED YOU FUCK!

r-a-l-l-E-y

ALMOST...Your the homo that's trying to start shit now...imposter.

To the real Makinen:
Although...that is a pretty bullshit story with you living next to the Mitsubishi guy.

What a fucking joke

werd, but ask me about the mitsu guy seperately. these fags like moldy hands can lick a dick, i for one dont give a shit about moldy, hes an embarassment to this forum with all his lame ass remarks. nice try with the sn thou but you should have used it better than that you dumb fuck. first you try and tell a goddam lame ass story, then you play it off like you dont tag along with the crowd, then you try and forge my sn.... hahhahaha, ur gettin pretty desperate.

alright moldy, lets see another lame ass trick of yours

woooooooow... look out everyone, moldy started this thread so hes the coolest guy here.

rEVOlution,

IMPOSTER? why don't you butt the hell out! you come on saying how WE need to slow down and how WE'RE such nerds cuz we're posting all this shit, then you subsequently post about half a dozen messages across this whole forum.

my "impersonation" of makinenrally was obviously for laughs, and i didn't expect anyone to believe it. it was a joke. laugh, ha ha, funny. something that your parents have said about you your entire life. same message goes to you makinenrally, you dumbass. if i wanted to copy your sign entirely i couldn't. i'm not a hacker, nor do i pretend to be one. but i'm sure your next door neighbor is bill gates, so you're probably going to get me.

-moldy

mak, you sit and complain about moldy replying with a page long post, yet what the fuck do you do? the same exact thing. Fucking fag, ya know what, im sure you'll reply back to me and say, hey fuck you, i ate your moms cunt, hhahahh hhaha i ate her real good, or something like that..............fuck off


you are probably the type who actually gets furious with replies to posts of yours.

cute

The only embaressment to this thread is YOU, MAKININRALLY. I'll I here is this bullshit about how you are this innocent, quiet little lurker and wonder why every one pics on you and how your just misunderstood...Bullshit, your own words show how pathetic you are.
Moldy's story wasn't lame, it was a good image of what you are truly like everytime your on this forum.
Theres two kinds a people, those who dream about doin something, and those who actually do something.
Your all talk but know walk, so take a back burner makininrally, go take some pictures of your neighbors daughter, and post um on teen-pics right next your transvestite ass.

I thought I lived next to Bill Gates, damn so who's the geeky guy next door...? heheheheh

All righty then...
Moldyhands is like the Commisioner of this thread.
And I am the Rock...the People's Champion.
The Rock says: Do you smelllllllllll.....what the Rock....IS COOKIN?
It doesn't matter what your name is...makinenRALLEY
Moldy and I will talk trash all day at each other...
why, you ask? cause it's jokes to us, that is what this thread is all about, no titles to be won out of this thread, nobodies life is on the line(unless Moldy reaches through your connection and strangles your candy ass with his own mouse...!) So crank it up...

The Rock says this.
The Rock Says that.
But whatever the Rock says, you better listen...because you never know when the People's Champion is gonna shove an insult...STRAIT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!

The Rock says...
"...Take your own head, and proceed to shove it...straight up your candy ass!"

"The Rock has layeth the smacketh down...on your candy ass."

makininRALLEY=:biggrin2:=Raceghost