I propose a worst joke challenge to all!

OK okay, my turn....

One day this kid was wlaking to school and this punk was wlaking behind him. Well, the punk kid threw a rock at him and the kid turned around and called him a purple flower.

Well, the punk ran ahead and when the other got there the teacher wanted to talk to him. She asked what happened this morning.

"Well see, this kid threw a rock at me and I called him a purple flower"

"A purple flower!!!???!!! You're going to the principal's office!"

So he went...and the principal asked what happened.

"Well this kid threw a rock at me and I called him a purple flower."

"A purple flower!!!???!!! You're suspended!"

Well, his mom came and picked him up and asked why was he suspended.

"See, this kid threw a rock at me and I called him a purple flower."

"A purple flower!!!???!!! Wait till your father gets home!"

Well, his daad came home, understanding and ready and he asked what had happened.

"Well, this kid threw a rock at me and I called him...a...a purple flower."

"A purple flower!!!???!!! You're going to boarding school!"

Well, it's years later and at graduation they're asking the students how they got there. His turn...

"Well, it all began one day when...um...this kid threw a rick at me, yeah, and I called him a purple flower."

"A PURPLE FLOWER!!!!!!??????!!!!!", the crowd said in astonishment, "You're not graduating!"

Well, the kid walks gloomily onto the road and sudenly this car comes and hits him.

Moral of the story is....look both ways before you cross the street.

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We are definately building the largest collection of groaners ever assembled. Well done! :naughty:













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damien, that one killed me

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha! rofl. props! uuh. i need to think of a good joke... hold on, got one!
ok, here it is..

YO MAMA!
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Here's my entry for bad jokes. First, you know all the jokes about animals walking into bars, but a large group of people don't go to bars. They go to "clubs". Woop-te-do! So these hoity toity people don't always understand bar jokes. here's one just for those people.



A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are you called a chicken when you duck? :screwy:

a ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of schnapps. the bartender says "sorry mate, we don't serve spirits here."

A ghopst walks into a bar...wait, a ghost can't walk into a bar.......

A ghopst walks into a bar...wait, a ghost can't walk into a bar.......

a ghost walks through a bar.

what did they use on computers before the cursor? some kind of...pre-cursor? :eek7:

a ghost walks through a bar.

what did they use on computers before the cursor? some kind of...pre-cursor? :eek7:

Ya got me...

This blonde was in a sand pit screaming, "HELP! I can't swim!" Then this other blonde pulls up in a rather nice car and yells at her, "Now it's pople like you that give us blondes bad names and if I could swim i'd come in after you!"