The Civic/CRX Commandments

The CRX Commandments

As found on crx.honda-perf.org, with some modifications by myself.



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Yea, and though I walk in the valley of darkness, I shall fear no Plymouth Neon or RX-7, for mine is a righteous and holy car, for thus spaketh the Spirits to me from on high, saying...

Thou shalt discard thy stock airbox and lose thy restrictive air filter, for it is unholy. Thou shalt install an Advanced Engine Management intake. Thou shalt whooosh and roar.

Thou shalt remove thine stock exhaust, and ensconce it in thy holy shrine/garage. Thou shalt now smite thine enemies with thy custom exhaust, and weareth earplugs in thine ears. And thou shalt limp past the law, with thy noise and fury.

Thou shalt explore the outer limits of drifting, heel and toe and double-clutching. Thou shalt marvel that none dare tailgate thee.

Thou shalt install Hondata computer and kiss thy rev limiter and lean fuel map settings goodbye.

Thou shalt exorcise thy handling demons and cast down thy narrow Michelins, for they carry the Mark of the Beast. Thou shalt empty thy savings upon Eibachs, swaybars, strut braces, and modify thy stock alignment, and revel in tire wear. Thou shalt remain joyous whilst jostling thine innards upon every road imperfection. Thou shalt not early-apex and understeer.

Thou shalt void thy warranty, that the evil minions of the foul CC dealers shall not besmirch thy doors with dings, overfilleth thine oil sump, ruin thy bolts or warpeth thy rotors with over-tightening.

Thou shalt wax thy CRX annually, for Evil's minions live deep within the body.


Thou shalt install 4 point harnesses, and roll-cage. Thou must not visit early due to rollover.

Thou shalt purchase a HASport motor-mount, for thine is too meek. Thou shalt marvel at the ease of installation. Thou must have pristine tool collection.

Thou shalt install Green Stuff brake pads upon thy stock calipers, mounted over Fastbrakes immense rotors, so that they may give forth their fruits more quickly. Thou shalt pray and asketh for warped rotors nevermore.

Thou shalt feed thy 4 cylinders well that they might service thee better. Thou shalt revel in the power of premium gasoline. Thou shalt visit a gas station less often than thy cylinder-laden brethren.

Thou shalt quest for the likes of a Turbo, and someday installeth one under thine hood. Thou shalt revel in the exlaimation of thy blow off valve.

Thou shalt run unholy (just this once) boost levels. And thus thou shalt humiliate thine enemies, both at the track and in the streets.


Thou shalt lose thy air conditioning, carpeting, sound deadening, and all extra weight. Thou shalt become compulsive about this. Thou shalt seek professional counseling.

Thou shalt not remove thy passenger seat, for thou needeth a driving instructor. Thy horsepower is now mighty.

And lastly.....
Let us pray,
that Thou shalt not ever covet thy neighbor's S2000.
Amen.
(and Amen)

:worshippy :worshippy :worshippy

glad someone commented...i thought it was funny.....need to remove that stickie about cf hoods for 4-doors and put this up there:bigthumb:

:worshippy Ahmen! :worshippy

they forgot something.

Thou shalt not tune thine DX motor.
Thou shlat do an engine swap.

Yeah and add the STD engine to that as well Melt....:icesangel

Originally posted by jackacc
Yeah and add the STD engine to that as well Melt....:icesangel

haha thats what i shoulda put in the first place .... 70hp .... lol.

Nice One! We should compile this and make it mandatory that it be placed in the glovebox of each 4th gen!:bigthumb: lol

I think it's appropriate that we add something like...

"Thou shalt not besmirch nor defile thyself with the likes of neon undercarriage lights or the mark of the heathen idols of "APC"...

I think that would about finish it off.

:iceslolan

Originally posted by 4GZChatch
or the mark of the heathen idols of "APC"...

oops ... oh well at least it aint on there anymore ... and i never put the huge windshield banner on ... just little winder stickers :redface: :thefinger :cwm27: :comprage1

Hey, I have no hate for you, I have owned APC product before, we just have to progress in our modifying, right? :biggrin2: on me. (can you say open mouth insert foot!?)

Ha ha nice list.:iceslolan

yea i had some other stupid shit too ... fake bullet holes, jap letters,

all gone now though :bigthumb:

Originally posted by Melt
yea i had some other stupid shit too ... fake bullet holes, jap letters,

all gone now though :bigthumb:

:spit:

whats wrong with underbody neons? Some cars do look good with them if they are done right(can't see the tube)

Thou shalt not hesitate to do MPFI swap on blue 4 door civic with SOHC ZC engine :thefinger

Undercarrige lights look cool but only on imports,

screw rustangs :thefinger

OMG i love that im gonna print it out.... and here ive been working on the 10 commandments for awhile...ill have to fine them and post them up here soon.....


gunnmen01