Why Discos have so many cupholders.

That's what you call pissing in the wind, it's still taking on water I bet! Get it out, open the doors, and more water will come out in 1 minute than you could get out in 15 minutes of using the cup.

That's bonehead move #2 for that crew...
Brent

Gilligan trying to escape from the island again? Nice hat.

The Skipper should be hitting him over the head with it...

Any idea what those white vertical lines are at the back half of fender and door?

The image clarity sucks, but probably duct tape, or something similar. I'm guessing they taped up the doors to try and seal them shut