More Jokes from "Curious"

["Pandamonium"]

In this out of the way village there was a man called "onestone".
This wasn't his real name but everyone called him it because he had only

one testicle.
After years and years of this torment onestone cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him onestone any more.
Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, where he
shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the
next day, until she died from exhaustion.
The word got around that onestone meant business.
Years went by until a woman returned to the village after many years
away. She was overjoyed when she saw onestone and hugged him and
said,
"Good to see you onestone."
Again, onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where
he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next
day, shagged her all the next night, but she wouldn't die!
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> > > "You can't kill two birds with one stone."

Curious made the Panda say it!!! :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :evillaugh

[ragt20]

oh boy



y am I not surprised Curious got you to post that one :hehe:

["Pandamonium"]

It's not because she's shy!

Panda know's she can be a BAD, BAD Girl!!! :angel: :evillaugh

[s7v7n]

Very, very cute.

[curious]

Who have you been talking to then?
And I AM shy !! really I am!!

[Ando_Rules]

lolol that is soo funny guy. the part when he shaged the little girl, what if she had not of had her period yet and his d*** had ripped her ***** that could have killed her but oh well, and about the old woman its true old people always want to have s*x im serious well nice joke man hehehehe

[Spec2 Girl]

Hahaha :hehehe: and Ando_Rules your reply is very disturbing.

["Pandamonium"]

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Hahaha :hehehe: and Ando_Rules your reply is very disturbing.

It is indeed VERY disturbing.

The Panda wonders about Ando_Rules!!!

[Ando_Rules]

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Hahaha :hehehe: and Ando_Rules your reply is very disturbing.

im sorry to disturbe u guys about that i didnt mean to im sorry i was just saying something about a reason of maybe y the old lady didnt die sorry i didnt mean to offend u guys (SpecGirl2, Panda)

[Ando_Rules]

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"


It is indeed VERY disturbing.

The Panda wonders about Ando_Rules!!!

well so do i but i never understand anything that ic oem up with liek what i sadi just now makes no sense but oh well (seriously i have a tiny mental condition but it only affects mood swings so its not really big but maybe thats y i said that i dunno

["Pandamonium"]

Originally posted by curious
Who have you been talking to then?
And I AM shy !! really I am!!

The Panda know's you can be a BAD, BAD Girl!!! :angel: :evillaugh

[curious]

When I'm good I'm good but when I'm bad, I'm really really bad!:evillaugh