New And Improved Camaro Forum Banter Thread

[Genopsyde]

i stopped eating fried food for so long that if I do now, my system rejects it.

[Earlsfat]

Rally, it's a good thing you don't live near me. We'd be a couple of beer drinkin, burger eatin, fat-assed, maro driving slackers. Probably sit on lawn chairs a busy intersections, with a huge bag o cheesesteaks, doritos and a cooler of beer, casting aspersions at the top of our lungs (through half chewed cheesesteaks mind you) at any and all Ford that pass in front of us. After about 3 hours they'd have to get a crane to pull us out of there because 58 cheeseburgers has the nutritional value of a lump of dirt and I'd convince you that to get our RDA of proper vitamins and minerals....

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by Genopsyde

i stopped eating fried food for so long that if I do now, my system rejects it.

Dude... even like... cheesesteaks??? How can you live without eating a cheesesteak???

We need to call in a priest and have your stomach exorcised.

I can tell you one thing, my stomach ever tries to reject a cheesesteak and I'm having it's ass removed.

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Rally, it's a good thing you don't live near me. We'd be a couple of beer drinkin, burger eatin, fat-assed, maro driving slackers. Probably sit on lawn chairs a busy intersections, with a huge bag o cheesesteaks, doritos and a cooler of beer, casting aspersions at the top of our lungs (through half chewed cheesesteaks mind you) at any and all Ford that pass in front of us. After about 3 hours they'd have to get a crane to pull us out of there because 58 cheeseburgers has the nutritional value of a lump of dirt and I'd convince you that to get our RDA of proper vitamins and minerals....

That made me almost spill my drink.

[Genopsyde]

lol, i'd prolly implode if i ate one.

[Viper_Storm]

6'1 350 - 360 or so

[Viper_Storm]

philly cheese steaks are the best

[666_speed]

wtf is cheese steak? i dunno....but im pretty sure i dont like it....and i think its funny rally said he likes the meat

[stone_mound_camaro]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Dude... even like... cheesesteaks??? How can you live without eating a cheesesteak???

We need to call in a priest and have your stomach exorcised.

I can tell you one thing, my stomach ever tries to reject a cheesesteak and I'm having it's ass removed.

Cheesesteaks around here are so effin dry! Pretty much all the cheese steaks ive had have made me gag for water

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by Viper_Storm

philly cheese steaks are the best

Can you believe Geno's stomach would not accept such a wonderful thing as a Philly cheesesteak??? We're gonna have to tie him up and force feed him cheesesteaks until his stomach straightens up and flies right. What the hell is wrong with that thing??? The Philly cheesesteak is like... all the food groups rolled into one, blessed by the pope, prescribed by the surgeon general, and the future of our society depends on it. Had God the chance to redo the whole apple tree thing, I am absolutely certain that he would have surrounded that friggin apple tree with tons of cheesesteaks and beer. We would no longer have the problems we do today. Adam and Eve would have set down, looked at the apple, laughed in unison and said... WTF???? and tossed it in the trash. Then they would have eaten like 34 cheesesteaks and drank a case of beer each, screwed like rabbits, told pull-my-finger type fart jokes and smoked and talked about Camaros and hummers until the wee hours of the morning. (Which come to think of it is probably the reason society is the way it is today... because women, after like a million years, still deny that they fart, even if you're the only onther person in the room).

Anyway ... Geno's stomach feels the need to be "different." I'll bet it might change it's mind if it knew there was a famous cheesesteak place name "GENO'S."

Man, my stomach gets all excited for just the left over cheese and grease on the damn paper they wrap 'em in.

[Genopsyde]

it's a big slab of grease in between a grease soaked bun.

[Genopsyde]

don't get me wrong, i've had them before, they're great, i'd just never dare eat one now.

[cuda_dude]

Originally Posted by Genopsyde

i stopped eating fried food for so long that if I do now, my system rejects it.

I was like that this summer and I felt great... lost like 30 lbs.... I wish I stuck with that.... you could just look at junk food and it wouldnt even look appetizing

[666_speed]

hmmm...i'm gonna be on the hunt for one tomorrow

[Rally Sport]

I would too but I have no idea where they are sold.