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07-22-2002, 10:54 AM | #1 | |
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a joke a quote and a brain bender
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A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?" "That it is," Mike replied grimly, "ever since I arrested Judge Ito on his way to the masquerade ball." "You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat. "How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume." demanded Mike. "Well," mused Pat, ""tis life and there's a lesson in this somewhere." "That there is," replied Mike. "'TIS WISE NEVER TO BOOK A JUDGE BY HIS COVER." quote "Mister Robinson is suffering from delusions of adequacy." brain bender How do you make "one" disappear?
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Re: a joke a quote and a brain bender
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07-22-2002, 11:39 PM | #3 | |
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no the correct anwser is add a g to make it gone or add n to make it none lol
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07-23-2002, 10:15 AM | #5 | |
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sorry i know its a bad joke but i get my stuff of a site and i just pick the joke of the day but i could pick the jokes manually if u want me to
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07-23-2002, 10:33 AM | #6 | |
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Pick them manually? Meaning you make them up?
Go ahead and try, they couldn't be any worse! j/p But I'm still with moppie on these.........
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