Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

[skibum1111]

Originally Posted by LE12345671

That's right you remember who's the keeper of your balls

Aren't they hamster nuts?

[stepho]

Originally Posted by ZL1power69

i have to say that was the strangest shit i have ever heard

You must live a sheltered life... its not that strange.

[ZL1power69]

Originally Posted by stepho

You must live a sheltered life... its not that strange.

its not? . i've heard of using it for medical purposes though.

[FormulaLT1]

Originally Posted by skibum1111

Aren't they hamster nuts?

oh man, I almost forgot I told you guys about my unusually tiny testicles

[balls_to_the_wall]

I see its back to normal around here now.

John comes back, and instantly the comments about the hampster nuts start back up.

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by stepho

You must live a sheltered life... its not that strange.

Stepho... I hate to point it out... but if everyone was into that shit there wouldn't be any more people being born to sustain the race. So at best you're one of a limited few.

Actually, you're dangling out on the very edges of off-center there, brother. Enjoying the pain of passing electrical current through your testicles to the point of having an orgasm is nothing short of strange. In fact I can't even think of a better word for it, because "strange" sure as fuck is an understatement.

I haven't even gotten to the comment about eating a live cow yet....

[Blackcrow64]

I had the strangest dream last night... It involved, me, my ex, a security guard, 6 chairs, a camera and someplace between earth and hell... Wow... It was strange... Do we have any dream interpreters in here?

[stone_mound_camaro]

Originally Posted by Blackcrow64

I had the strangest dream last night... It involved, me, my ex, a security guard, 6 chairs, a camera and someplace between earth and hell... Wow... It was strange... Do we have any dream interpreters in here?

wait...lemme look up my dream book...(flips through pages...) dude....it means




























your gay...

it involves 6 chairs? hold on...awww... man that mean you are super-mega-ultra gay...like a superhero gay

[Blackcrow64]

Originally Posted by stone_mound_camaro

man that mean you are super-mega-ultra gay...like a superhero gay

But still a superhero none the less. lol

[FormulaLT1]

Originally Posted by balls_to_the_wall

I see its back to normal around here now.

John comes back, and instantly the comments about the hampster nuts start back up.

Don't you love it . You figure they are so small that they wouldn't have this big of a impression on anyone but no

[Blackcrow64]

Fuck... I just plastered a deer on my way home while driving my parents Ranger...


So much for a new car for me...


Oh boy are they gonna be pissed when they wake up and walk into the garage..............

[goldz28]

it was an accident

[Blackcrow64]

Originally Posted by goldz28

it was an accident

Yeah, I'm glad some people understand the concept...

I woke up and went downstairs to tell mom. She hadn't even seen it yet and she walked right by it twice... When I had to point out to her that the bottom half of the bumper was missing she completely flipped her lid on me. Instantly I was accused of drinking and driving and speeding... Dude, I was at work BSing with people for a while after and eating Taco Bell... And of course the worst part is that I was only going 40mph... The damage isn't as bad as I thought it would have been. There is a few slight dents on the lower half of the door she didn't see. I'm gonna try and get it fixed somewhere before they see that part. I'm sure dad will go over every single inch of the truck and make a list of everything thats not right with the truck and try to make me replace it all. Cheap ass... Then she was pissed that I didn't call the cops on myself!!! Hmmm ok, lemme think here... Call the cops and get cited for hitting a fucking deer that I had oh so much control over, or just drive home and not get cited. Either way I have to fix it, so why add more stress and crap to my list? So she is pissed about it and dad doesn't know yet... I'm just glad they are being good understanding parents about it... Ha...

[goldz28]

Tell her that if she would have done it, would she call the cops? No, it was an accident and shit happens.

This morning I get a call from my sisters baby sitter.

A little history on my sister. 16 years old mentally challenged stubborn as hell. Did not want to stay at the sitters and decided that between 5 and 6 this morning that she was going to pack up her suitcase and leave without telling the babysitter.

Ok, so I get a phone call at 7:30am saying, "This is so and so and your sister called your mom around 5 and now she is gone."

I was flipping out my 16 year old sister is fucking gone, it's colder than shit outside and there are bears around were she is staying. I am dressed in 2.2 sec and in the camaro so fast. Hit the hwy 101 in town and was doing double the speed limit to get to grandmas, my moms business, and then by the babysitters. My mom founder her on 35th st. just a few blocks from her house.

What a fucking morning.

[cuda_dude]

wow, glad to hear she's alright Gold.... and crow, i know the feeling of hitting deer all too well... its a huge pain in the ass