post your favorite biker joke!

[MagicRat]

Originally Posted by aussieidiot

ass bone

That's.... ahem.... the coccyx (pronounced kok-siks), which is probably a joke all on it's own.

[richtazz]

Raped by a giraffe!!!! Now that's a mental image I didn't need, thanks Blayne!

[aussieidiot]

Originally Posted by MagicRat

That's.... ahem.... the coccyx (pronounced kok-siks), which is probably a joke all on it's own.

I couldn't type that without giggling!

Originally Posted by richtaz

Raped by a giraffe!!!! Now that's a mental image I didn't need, thanks Blayne!

It is certainly a mental image you need to ponder! Everyone knows what its like to be raped by an elephant! but the stats on reported rapes perpetrated by horny giraffes are very low by comparison.

[richtazz]

Maybe you should stop walking around in your 5" thigh-high stilletto boots with your ass in the air. How can you blame the Giraffe?

[aussieidiot]

Just because i like to look good in my miniskirt with a little ass cleavage showing doesn't mean he had the right to penetrate me. he should have at least bought me a drink and slipped me something extra. No means No unless it really means yes! oh god yes, no, yes yes no.

[swaman]

So a guy arrives at the pearly gates, and must stand before Saint Peter.
St. Peter "have you done anything of good merrit during your life on earth?
Guy: Well, once I saw these big, mean, nasty bikers getting ready to assault a young defenseless woman. I ran up to the biggest hairiest, scariest one, poked my finger into his chest and said "HEY!" "If you or any of your damn buddies harm a hair on that womans head, you'll answer to ME!"
St. Peter "And when was this?"
Guy: "Just a couple minutes ago".

[jeffcoslacker]

On a beautiful warm early spring day, two guys start talking while fueling their bikes at the gas station. They find out they are headed the same way, and decide to ride together.

Just as they are getting ready to leave the lot, a funeral procession begins coming past them on the street.

The first guy shuts off his bike, takes his helmet off, and stands respectfully with head bowed until the procession has passed.

The second guy, very impressed, says "You know, you don't see that kind of respect much anymore...I gotta hand it to you, that was the most decent gesture I've seen in a while..."

First guy says, "Well, she was my wife for the last twenty eight years...Let's ride..."

[jeffcoslacker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-efwEsY5aE

"Dude! Let me try your bike. Yeah I know how to ride, c'mon"

[richtazz]

Funny stuff Larry!

The timid tippy-toe maneuver around the parked car should have been the first clue the guy has no business being on a bike. I just can't figure out how a grown person can panic and not bother hitting the brake, pulling in the clutch, turning, etc.... to miss a fricking tree! People are idiots.

[aussieidiot]

The guy probably hit the tree because he was looking at it thinking "FUCK A TREE! DON"T HIT THE ...."

Classic newbie mistake.......

[jeffcoslacker]

Originally Posted by aussieidiot

The guy probably hit the tree because he was looking at it thinking "FUCK A TREE! DON"T HIT THE ...."

Classic newbie mistake.......

Target fixation

[jeffcoslacker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxYeDTR1CtE

Even funnier when the motorcycle, realizing it is owned by an idiot, commits suicide....