3000GT's very own Off-Topic Thread! Part DEUX

[igor@af]

I am not wearing anything.

[youngvr4]

[Stealthee]

YAY, I am part of this one from the beginning.

[xXxRocker5150]

not even socks??? when I get naked I still wear my socks... I swear if I was in a porno I'd still wear my socks.

[igor@af]

Originally Posted by xXxRocker5150

not even socks??? when I get naked I still wear my socks... I swear if I was in a porno I'd still wear my socks.

That's smart. Scientists say it increases the chances of you-know-what by 30%. However, I do not have problems, so no, no socks.

[Morphius289]

Originally Posted by xXxRocker5150

not even socks??? when I get naked I still wear my socks... I swear if I was in a porno I'd still wear my socks.

When I get naked, it's all or nothing

[youngvr4]

i wear socks

[Dreamspawn]

if i keep my socks on the misses is like NO way ne way i goto call the 2 hospitals i stayed for my lung to get copies of my medical records cause the air force recruiter said that wanted all the documention from the begining. Igor out of curiosity i live like a hour away from lexington how did you get started road course racing?

[YogsVR4]

The last time I didn't wear socks, Chuck Norris gave me a round house kick.













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[Igovert500]

okay wait wait wait.

1) what happened to OTC part uno?

2) did igor really post 2x in here, in one day? WOW, he doesn't even do that in the mods corner...

[Morphius289]

The original Off-Topic Thread was bumped down as people posted on newer threads. And since when did the 3000GT section get mixed with the Stealth section? Has it always been that way or did they just change it with color theme?

[xXxRocker5150]

Originally Posted by YogsVR4

The last time I didn't wear socks, Chuck Norris gave me a round house kick.

Here's some Chuck Norris Facts

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.

One day Chuck Norris looked in the mirror and said "No one outstares Chuck!" He is still there to this day.

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.



Chuck Norris can swallow a Rubix cube and poop it out solved.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris owns neither microwave nor oven. When he is hungry, he simply shouts "BAKE" to his food, and out of fear, the food instantly catches on fire.

Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris - more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris - robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.


Currently watching:
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Release date: By 28 December, 2004

[Igovert500]

repost on teh chuck norris facts, but some of them are great.

My personal favorite:
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he
should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Anyway, Morphius the Stealth and 3000gt sections were merged months ago...maybe even a year ago. If memory serves me correctly, the 3000gt section was getting more traffic, and being that they are basically identical cars, it was decided to merge them, so people would get more answers to their questions, etc.

[Musashi3000GT]

New OT? damn, I have to re-establish dominace all over!

[xXxRocker5150]

^post-whoring dominance??? THE TITLE IS MINE!!!!!!!! we should start a contest to see who accidentally hi-jacks the most threads...