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01-29-2013, 05:56 AM | #1 | |
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Joke of the day
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are seated side-by-side at a bar. Each has a mug of beer in front of him. Simultaneously, three flies land in the beers, one in each mug. The Englishman looks at his beer, pushes it away and asks the bartender for a new one. The Scotsman reaches his fingers into the beer, picks up the fly, throws it to the floor and drinks his beer. The Irishman reaches into the beer, picks up the fly, holds it over the glass and yells,
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03-13-2013, 08:25 AM | #2 | |
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Recently I have seen this joke in one site.
In Grammer class teacher asked a question.. He does not like girls. What is "HE " in the sentence? . . Student says he is Gay. Keep :-) |
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03-15-2013, 06:38 AM | #3 | |
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Re: Joke of the day
Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...
Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai, Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai.., Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte h.. Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake Keep smiling |
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03-18-2013, 07:41 AM | #5 | |
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Girls group went to see waterfall ....
Pappu (guide):" This is the world's biggest waterfall, The intensity of waterfall is too high.., From here 20 supersonic planes we can hear this water fall sound clearly....... Now I request all girls to plzz....keep silent so that we can hear the sound clearly. |
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03-18-2013, 11:13 PM | #6 | |
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Really awesome joke. Thanks
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03-19-2013, 11:17 AM | #7 | |
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Two members are talking.
Member 1: For the first time I ate pizza. Member 2: How is it? Member 1: It is round. |
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03-20-2013, 02:51 AM | #8 | |
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Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the backseat can cause children. |
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Murthy: You are going to temple daily?
Chandu: Yes, How do you know this? Murthy: You are wearing daily different slippers know!!!!!! |
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03-21-2013, 01:43 AM | #10 | |
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Vinodh: Sitting and laughing.
Paul: Why are you laughing? Vinodh: Yesterday my teacher said a joke and I understood it now. |
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03-25-2013, 01:44 PM | #11 | |
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vicky: Which oil you use for your beard?
Raju: Phenol |
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03-27-2013, 04:58 AM | #12 | |
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Re: Joke of the day
Check this one out:-
WALKS INTO A BAR... FREE DRINKS Next A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8. "But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer. "OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did." The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man rushes in, orders a couple beers, and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeep replies, "OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did." The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs. The bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the -- " The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."
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03-29-2013, 03:30 AM | #13 | |
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Raju: Do you who will be there in sky other than sun,stars and moon?
Ravi: I am new to this place I don't know. |
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Susheela: Saree is nice but design on it is not good.
Sales girl: Its ok madam!It will go off after two washes. |
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