YOUR definition of RICE

[Murco]

This thread won't die until I've piled on!
I think the driver defines the rice, and he's usually....
1 - Under 21
2 - Has to have at least 2 buddies with him at all times (in case of fights)
3 - Typically drives a Civic, although has been seen in many tasteless rides
4 - Has removed the hubcaps from his older-sister's-college-beater-Civic
5 - Has also added a Pipe, or even entire exaust, that could never reach volumetric efficiency with the pip-squeak-under-2-liter engine he has blowning through a 3"++ system
6 - Has the worlds largest tach parked on his dash, with shift-light
7 - Is impresed by a 1.5 Honda engine turning 7K rpm
8 - Wears a Mr-T-gold-chain-starter-kit to tell everyone, He's wit it!
9 - Wears baggies so he can steal the APC blue-bulbs from the "performance" section at AutoZone
10 - Couldn't diagnose an engine problem on his best day!
11 - Refers to nitrous as "NOSSS"
12 - Learned most of what he knows about cars from the F&F movies
13 - Is concerned he's going to "break the manifold welds" if he uses too much "NOSSSS"
14 - Has removed the amber lenses in his corner lamps
15 - Has painted the plastic parts of his dash with Krylon
16 - Brags about his light-weight car, then adds 500 pounds of stereo crap
17 - Has buttons on his Pep-Boys steering wheel, connected to nothing
18 - Thinks that, with 1-5 years of driving experience, he can out shift, drive, and race anyone
19 - Has become 2-4" shorter by virtue of lowering springs that compress his spine with every bump
20 - Enjoys the car bouncing around after big bumps, nearly out-of-control, because of the above
21 - Can't understand why he has more frequent head and back-aches - see above
22 - The stickers, oh the stickers... The best are the ones filling the back window proclaiming his "posse" of other 16-second econo-box owners
23 - Can't understand why his car is so much slower with every additional passenger. Nobody but he knows how "wicked-fast" his car is!
24 - Posts on AF with a nauseating list of every stupid little light-bulb, tint percentage, shift-knob, vacuum hose color, tailpipe, brake pad, nut and bolt he's put on the shitbox within his signature. What's next, octane? Oil weight? Who cares?! Also, this list is usually twice as long as any post he's ever written
25 - Goes to Camaro/Mustang/Corvette/musclecar forums stirring shit and making big-time "internet-boasts" that he runs from when he's called to back them up!
Enough for me. I don't hate the Civics, Corollas, Eclipses, etc. just drop the dumb-ass attitudes.

[mnd643]

I'll agree with that and I will also choose the .44 magnum.

[GTi-VR6_A3]

Originally posted by Murco
I don't hate the Civics, Corollas, Eclipses, etc. just drop the dumb-ass attitudes.

same here dude

-GTi-VR6_A3

[RSX TYPE S-ing]

I COULDN'T HAVE PUT IT BETTER MYSELF. ALTHOUGH YOU FORGOT ABOUT THOSE THAT TRY TO RACE ANYONE ON THE STREET, AND I MEAN ANYONE. WELL PUT MURCO

[RSX TYPE S-ing]

THE SCARY PART IS I SEE THESE CARS EVERYDAY! I CAN'T DRIVE AROUND TOWN WITHOUT SHAKING MY HEAD ATLEAST ONCE.

[KaMaKaZiPyRo]

Anyone with a body kit/wing(fashion shit) with no engine mods and has ever gone over 90 mph. O ya and anyone wit a wing/body kit and stock exhaust, i saw that today.lol