Official Joke Thread

[mike1224]

Note from a son...
A Father Passing By His Son's Bedroom Was Astonished To See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was Picked Up.
Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On The Center Of The Bed.
It Was Addressed,
"dad"
With The Worst Premonition, He Opened The Envelope And Read The
Letter With Trembling Hands:
“dear Dad,
It Is With Great Regret And Sorrow That I'm Writing This. I Had To Elope With My New Girlfriend Because I Wanted To Avoid A Scene With Mom And You.
I've Been Finding Real Passion With Barbara And She Is So Nice Even
With All Her Piercing, Tattoos, And Her Tight Motorcycle Clothes.
But It's Not Only The Passion, Dad - She's Pregnant And Barbara
Assures Me That We Will Be Very Happy.
Even Though You Don't Care For Her Since She Is So Much Older Than I Am, She Already Owns A Trailer In The Woods And Has A Stack Of Firewood Enough For The Whole Winter.
She Wants To Have Many More Children With Me And That's Now One Of My Dreams Too. Barbara Taught Me That Marijuana Doesn't Really Hurt Anyone And We'll Be Growing It For Ourselves And Trading It With Her Friends For All The Cocaine And Ecstasy We Need. In The Meantime, We Pray That Science Will Find A Cure For Aids So That Barbara Can Get Better; She Sure Deserves It!!
Don't Worry, Dad, I'm 15 Years Old Now And I Know How To Take Care Of Myself. Someday I'm Sure We'll Be Back To Visit So You Can Get To Know Your Grandchildren.
Your Son, John
P.s. Dad, None Of This Is True. I'm Over At Billy's House.
I Just Wanted To Remind You That There Are Worse Things In Life
Than My Report Card Which Is In My Desk Center Drawer.
I Love You!”
Ps: Call Me When It's Safe To Come Home.

[mike1224]

ok, its 3:30 am i'm going to bed!

[OverBoardProject]

A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.



So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.



The cabbie said, "If you don't have ... fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.



One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.



The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me oral sex on the way?"

"What?!!! Get the hell out of my cab."



The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "OK" and off they went.



Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

[OverBoardProject]

http://www.bkvideos.com/files/Harass...eWorkplace.wmv

http://www.bkvideos.com/files/GasDwarf.wmv

[bart frazier]

The lord is walking one day and see's a crowd of people stoning a woman. The lord grabs the woman and takes her to the front of the crowd holds his hand up to silence them. The lord says "let he who is witout sin cast the first stone. About that time a large rock hits the prostitute upside the head. The lord looks out and say's dammit Mom.

[OverBoardProject]

Check out this topless car wash video
http://www.kvsbt.com/temp/top_carwash.wmv

[mike1224]

man titties were not on my list to see, stu. lol

[OverBoardProject]

Only the perve's would look anyways, but then I'm the one that found it

Here's another one that I like
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...81554735098778

[OverBoardProject]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...374291&pl=true

[OverBoardProject]

Well I'll probably get banned over this link, but it's worth it
Click here
http://mypage.uniserve.ca/~kvsbt/scr...%20Dancer.html
to see pic's of a naked blond pole dancer

It was nice knowing all you guys

[OverBoardProject]

Check out my new bottled water companies web page
http://mypage.uniserve.ca/~kvsbt/scrap/business.html