Jokes about women(hopefully not a repost)

[blindside.AMG]

What do you call a paraplegic at a BBQ?
--Frank

What do you call a paraplegic on a baseball field?
--First base

What do you call a paraplegic laying in a ditch?
--Phil

What do you call a paraplegic laying on the beach?
--Sandy

What's funnier than a dead baby?
--A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
--The dog plays with it more.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
--Fucked

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
--Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
--A baby with a black eye.

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
--Stopping it with a shovel.

What is red and creeps up your leg?
--A homesick abortion



I am a bad bad man.

[asterox]

lol

[MBTN]

What's brown and knocks on the window?

The baby in my microwave.

How do you save a baby from drowning?

YOU DON'T

oh my word i'm terrible...

[J SPEC SilEighty]

Originally Posted by MBTN

How do you save a baby from drowning?

YOU DON'T

I fail to see how this is even remotely funny...

[asterox]

Originally Posted by J SPEC SilEighty

I fail to see how this is even remotely funny...

How about...

What's the difference between a baby and a football?
--The baby cries when you kick it.

[originalmike]

I can always count on AF for jokes I'm too lazy to find myself.

[cdman3d]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One if you throw it hard enough

[Suislide]

what's funnier then 10 babies in one garbage can?

1 baby in 10 garbage cans.



what's better then a baby in a sewer?

getting it out with a pitch-fork.


what's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

i can use a pitchfork to get the babies out.

[Damien]

Spec2 definitely had the same reaction.....

[Hyatus]

whats red and silver and bump's into walls?
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.. a baby with forks in her eyes.

[Damien]

Am I the only one that never understood dead baby jokes??? They're funny but so wrong!

Where they come from?

[goat_launcher]

Originally Posted by Damien

Am I the only one that never understood dead baby jokes??? They're funny but so wrong!

Where they come from?

They come from the 7th level of HELL!!!!

Why couldn't the baby walk through the doorway?

---it had a spear stuck thru it's head.

What do you call a baby that survived abortion?

---coat hanger face.

[90CorollaSR5]

What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
- a baby with slashed floaties

What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
- the same baby 3 weeks later

What's red and yellow and floats on the top of the pool?
- floaties with a slashed baby

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
- a baby playing in a plastic bag

How do you make a dead baby float?
- one cup root beer, two scoops dead baby (one scoop if on a diet)

What is black and bubbly and taps on glass every ten seconds?
- baby in a carousel microwave

What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
- make a coffee table

How is a baby like a grape?
- they both give a little wine when you squish them

[D[X]P]

funny stuff

more more!!

[CamaroSSBoy346]

What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
- a baby with slashed floaties

What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
- the same baby 3 weeks later

What's red and yellow and floats on the top of the pool?
- floaties with a slashed baby

So wrong..so demented...so fuckin' funny