I'm in trouble with the PLady

I need AF's world wide help here...and bloody fast !!!

Been wondering why the wife has been a bit pissed off with me the last few day's.......well, its just hit me...it was our Wedding Anniversary 3 days ago:eek: and guess who forgot http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/wave.gif ....its been 14 years now :eek: (where does the time go these days !!)

So...what am i going to do ??
Flowers ??
Meal ??
Present ??

Beleive me when i say i'm in the shit here and need help fast :(
DVS....I hope you have the spare room tidy...i maybe needing it soon :bloated: :bloated: :bloated:

oh, man. that really sucks. I think more then just flowers and a meal will be needed.
Mabey somehting like you see in the movies. You know, buy a bunch of bouquets and fill the house with them. send some to her at work, make a full dinner for her when she gets home.
Keep in mind that I am only 20 and my longest relationship is my current one (going on 6 months) so i don't have a lot of experience in these matters.

I hope things work out for you though.

Originally posted by primera man
I need AF's world wide help here...and bloody fast !!!

Been wondering why the wife has been a bit pissed off with me the last few day's.......well, its just hit me...it was our Wedding Anniversary 3 days ago:eek: and guess who forgot http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/wave.gif ....its been 14 years now :eek: (where does the time go these days !!)

So...what am i going to do ??
Flowers ??
Meal ??
Present ??

Beleive me when i say i'm in the shit here and need help fast :(
DVS....I hope you have the spare room tidy...i maybe needing it soon :bloated: :bloated: :bloated:
P man....i don't know what to tell you I don't think any of that will help, maybe by plane tickets for a vacation or something, then take her to the airport the day that you scheduled to go park and plop the tickets in her lap and be like "you thought I forgot" or tell her you ordered them in the mail and they just came????? wish I could be of more help:(

Originally posted by primera man
I need AF's world wide help here...and bloody fast !!!

Been wondering why the wife has been a bit pissed off with me the last few day's.......well, its just hit me...it was our Wedding Anniversary 3 days ago:eek: and guess who forgot http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/wave.gif ....its been 14 years now :eek: (where does the time go these days !!)

So...what am i going to do ??
Flowers ??
Meal ??
Present ??

Beleive me when i say i'm in the shit here and need help fast :(
DVS....I hope you have the spare room tidy...i maybe needing it soon :bloated: :bloated: :bloated:


Damn man, you're bloody fucked! That is thee worse mistake in manhood.:eek:

Well, the space where you'll be sleeping is ready.:D

A few suggestions to maybe coax things and apologize:

An all day outing at the spa. (If there are any around there)
Jewelry tends to smooth things out.
A nice candlelit dinner at an elegant restaurant or maybe you can make your own dinner. Plus add a bubble bath or a bath in rose petals.

If all else fails, kiss ass like your life depends on it. Well, in actuality, your life really does depend on it so pucker up mate.:D

Also, a nice card wouldn't hurt letting her know how much you appreciate her.




And just to be sure, I would lay off model building for a while just to give her that special attention.;)

Ouch! Nice knowing you!

OK, suggestions: all of the above + a very sincere apology.

I've only been married for five months so I haven't had the chance to do that... yet....

I think you'll be kissing her ass for quite some time. Definately appologize and do some planning on dinners, flowers, suprise lunch visits. Basically you'll need to get back on her good side before she starts doing the evil things that a woman (even somewhat) scorned can do.

If she call you names say "I know" When she tells you do to something, say "I will" When she blames you for x y and z say "Sorry"

Do not contradict or argue with her till this blows over.

And, understand, this will be brought up from time to time during arguements. If shes like most women, she'll never forget.

You're right, you are in deep shit. First thing to do is make sure you remove all objects that can be thrown easily - plates, vases, chairs, tables. Basically anything that's not nailed to the floor.

Is it too late for you to arrange a romantic weekend away? Some 'quality time' together might calm things down slightly.

Good luck!

hmmm warren im presuimg your anniversary was when we were away looking at cars with the club.....poor poor man its bad enough to forget ones anniversary but worse when ya forgot cause ya went for a boys weekend away to a car show....;) good luck at smoothing things over man. and oh nothing a couple of dozen roses and a dinner out wont fix :):)

grovel like a dog, because you're seriously in the shit.

You're going to have to rent out a private beach, pay a man named jeeves or charles to wait on her hand and foot. Buy her the largest diamond known to man and tell her you had it planned out and that you didn't forget.

Women like to be remembered, thus our keen ability to piss ya off when you forget a birthday or anniversary.

Show her how much you DO remember. Sit down and recall some of the really AWESOME (in the true sense of the word) times you have spent together. Heck, re-enact something even! Shower her with praise and affection. Is there something you've been MEANING to do (like fix the washing machine) that you've just been putting off???

It's gonna take a while, but she can't stay mad forever. Best of luck!!!

Heres the game plan:

Take her out for a night on the town - Romantic Dinner, Show, Hotel Room, Jewellery. Continue wooing until forgiven. Consider buying expensive European luxury car if aforementioned actions do not bring about required results.

Thanks for all the help...its coming up to the weekend so you guys/gals have given me some good ideas.
Cheers
PMan

post the exact date up Warren,so that we can remind you for next year....if this was a second offence,you'd probably be dead by now....:eek:

:wave: bye Pman it was nice knowing you.


ps. I'll keep your model collection safe for you:D

Lay down a hefty bribe at the post office to get them to tamper with a postmark on an expensive package delivered to your home... ;)

It's been my experience that women would rather have (as a gift) something cheap yet meaningful/sentimental as opposed to something expensive and meaningless... They like the "small things" that men tend to overlook...

For instance, when I started dating my current girlfriend, I went and bought a bunch of Hershey's Kisses. I took out all of the little white ribbons that have "Hershey's Kisses" printed on them, and replaced them with my own ribbons with my own personal messages or song lyrics printed on them. Every once in a while (while we worked in the same building), I would walk by her desk and give her a handful of the modified kisses. She LOVED it!

That's what I mean though, it was a cheap bag of chocolate, a computer, and some inspiration, but it meant so much more to her than, say, a pair of earings or whatever. She still has all the little tags in a box at home...

But above all, when your in dutch with the misses, always tell the truth. Even if the truth hurts, she'll find out sooner or later, and it's always worse than the truth. (i.e. don't tell her you ordered something and it hasn't got there yet or whatever).

:eek: :eek: :eek: OH SHIT!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

That sucks man, I'm sorry to hear about your unforunate "lapse." I can offer no advice that differs from the best suggestions already stated above (I think that higgimonster, DVS, and Yogs represented your best plans of attack to get you back into P Lady's good graces again).

I wish you the best of luck P Man!! I hope it works out - and I'm sure it will :D

I would say do something unexpected and extravagant.

Granted I'm not a typical female, but I'd take Ci5ic's advice over any other here. The others are good, but thoughtful wins over $$ any day.

On occaision, my boyfriend comes over to my apartment and does the dishes and takes out the trash, just to be nice. When I get home from work at 3 a.m., expecting to have no clean plates and a full trash can, only to find the opposite. That's worth SO many points, especially when it's a surprise.

Of course, any extravagant gift can be great if it's thought out, but buying something just because it's expensive (esp. if finances are tight) isn't good.

Good luck Pman, and we will have a "million P-lady march" if it'll make her feel special.

Or, you could fabricate an elaborate story about how we tried to do the "million P-lady march" and how you heroically saved her from public humiliation.

PMans in shit-street :eek:


Mate- remember it's the thought that counts.......I hope :D

Actually, I just thought of another idea... *

Women love it when you humiliate yourself for their sake:

I haven't done it in a while, but sometimes, when my girlfriend used to get upset or be sad about something, I'd sneak upstairs and dress in drag using her clothes (I'm talkin' panties, stuffed bra, skirt, hose, shoes, tight top, etc.). And then I'd surprise her and do a strip tease on the coffee table for her. Works EVERY time. Then one time, she anticipated it and tried to bust out the camera on me, so I stopped doing it.



* I just know I'm going to regret posting this...


Better get my flame retardent pantyhose on before anybody reads this... :finger:

That would definitely work :D I doubt my boyfriend would try it though. He couldn't fit in my clothes anyway.

Originally posted by ci5ic
Actually, I just thought of another idea... *

Women love it when you humiliate yourself for their sake:

I haven't done it in a while, but sometimes, when my girlfriend used to get upset or be sad about something, I'd sneak upstairs and dress in drag using her clothes (I'm talkin' panties, stuffed bra, skirt, hose, shoes, tight top, etc.). And then I'd surprise her and do a strip tease on the coffee table for her. Works EVERY time. Then one time, she anticipated it and tried to bust out the camera on me, so I stopped doing it.



* I just know I'm going to regret posting this...


Better get my flame retardent pantyhose on before anybody reads this... :finger: Naw man, I think that's a great idea - one that I could certainly bring myself to do for the sake of getting myself out of girl trouble. Thanks for the suggestion :sun:

Well Im glad I got to meet you last week end Pman.
I doubt Ill get another operunity now.


Enjoy your last few hours on earth as a man. (if its not already to late :eek: )



Actualy Yogs, DVS, and ci5ic had the best advice.


and JD and ci5ic there are somethings I really never wanted to know. :huh:

Originally posted by ci5ic
, I'd sneak upstairs and dress in drag using her clothes (I'm talkin' panties, stuffed bra, skirt, hose, shoes, tight top, etc.).


* I just know I'm going to regret posting this...


Better get my flame retardent pantyhose on before anybody reads this... :finger:

PICS?????????????????

Pman, I'm a religious gal....I will say lots of prayers for ya. Better plan on spending alot of time with Mrs. Pman for awhile :)

Originally posted by ci5ic

* I just know I'm going to regret posting this...


well,here's an artist's impression of the offender.....

Originally posted by taranaki


well,here's an artist's impression of the offender.....

YAY! I've been photoshopped! I never thought it would happen! :finger:

And, if I had a body like that, I would be the happiest lesbian in the world!

So, is Warren dead or on the lamb?



(puns are funny! :spit: )

was nice knowin ya pman......:rolleyes:

and ci5ic :huh: somethings are just better kept quiet....

UPDATE.
I'm still in the crap...had everything worked out for a surprize tonight.....Flowers/tea/nightclubing :) ....but now she has gone away for the weekend :(

Oh well....i now have the house to myself this weekend (no wife or kids) :cool: :cool: :cool:

:devil: :devil:

uh oh, she's gone away for the weekend?

doesnt sound good...

valid reason for her going away?

or has she gone to stay with her mother?
:P

PARTY AT PMANS HOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D

she's not really gone P-man two words "basic instinct" rent it.