New And Improved Camaro Forum Banter Thread

cos of that lol....btw...:1: of formula's trophies
Take them all, I am kinda gamed out at the moment.

Screw drinking it.. HAVE A CRACK/BEER PARTY!

Screw drinking it.. HAVE A CRACK/BEER PARTY!
Crack party?...... no kind of crack is good crack rally... not even the fat chick bending over...

Tell that to Xeno..

Last night some dumbass set off the firealarm in my dorm at 3AM, dirty fucking bastards. And I was supposed to get up a 6:15 to head to kansas city to shoot a pistol match, slept through my fuckin alarm till 8:25, then hauled balls there. Shot a DAMN good match though, so I wasn't as pissed then. I don't think I've cussed that much in one morning ever, god I was as pissed off as I have ever been I think, and I am a realllly easy goin guy, prob one of the most laid back people ever. I was realllllllllllly pissed, and still am kinda pissed about it.

/rant

If I find out who set that alarm off, I will seriously plan to kick his ass

a good beatdown requires no planning.

a good beatdown requires no planning.

Good pt....


But on a side note, Our team Whooped up on the national record by 19 points!!!!

Oh Yea!

Soo, this is like the 3rd national record we have set or reset from a previous time we beat it....hehe

in what activity?

air pistol (its one of the Olympic disiclipins I compete in, I also shoot free pistol) I posted pics awhile ago of my equipment in the "Damn coppers" on like page 8 or somethin.

hmm, i remember that post

If I were to steal a truck of beer it'd DAMN sure be Yuengling.

Oh and speaking of shooting, know what is the best kind???










Duck hunt.

Shutup with the duck hunt, I might just go out and hunt for elves..

Duck HUNT ftW!!!!

or ELF HunT FT@!!!

shit, tooom uch beer.

Halo 2 is some good stuff...

Goldeneye on N64 is pretty damn awsome too.

Goldeneye is old though, thats the only thing.. if they did nothing but update the graphics on it, it would be a done deal.

perfect dark on n64 is better. exact same stages, but better weapons. you can also jump off of things

duck hunt.

hells yea

duck hunt.
:werd:

Man, they need to put a banter thread in the damn arcade section. Took me half an hour to catch up on the 6 or seven pages of :bs:

Got a good laugh tho, somebody brought up pigfucker, we make frequent use of that one, along with fuckstick.

Perfect Dark is the shit, just wish mine still worked. Ever fight a bunch of perfect sims? You get f'ed up real quick. Btw, duck hunt is the shit too, just wish you could shoot the dog when he starts laughing.

they only way to kill perfect sims (for me at least) is to use that alien gun that shoots orbs or w/e through the walls and kill 'em

http://hurstcg.com/BatDay.swf < funny shit, slightly racist, lots of profanity

http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com/ <the source

heh, when u put that shoot-through-the-walls gun on the level, every sim seems to magically be equipped with one

That gun is awesome, but sims like to use that shit aswell. And never use rocket launchers with rocket sim on perfect sim. It's like a damn cheat. It would usually be me and my bro against like five or six perfect sims. Some good times. Favorite gun, cyclone secondary mode, where it empties the whole clip in like 2 sec. I miss that game. Anyone play call of duty for 360?

Not even going to GET 360..

I here ya on that one. I didn't get one but my buddy did. He wasted money on that one.

Sorry but this thread is getting pretty lame. We need something to photoshop.

Photoshop someone's small pp.

I would volunteer but there is no need to shop anything in my case.

On the flip side,

Dey calls me tri-pod.

Name that movie scene...


"You're such a fuckass!"
(laughing) "Did you just call me a fuckass?? what IS a fuckass?! *parents flipping out* Go suck a fuck!"
(cracks up) "And why don't you just tell me HOW EXACTLY DOES ONE SUCK A FUCK?!?!"
*parents flip out*

*dead silence*

Little sister: "What's a fuckass?"
*father tries not to laugh, mother gets pissed*

Donnie Darko

I got a easy one.

"once it hits your lips, its so good"
(walks out onto patio butt ass naked)

I would add more but then its way too easy.

I love old school that movie is hilarious

Old School was the best movie ever made and anyone thinking different needs to be beaten to death. I use to think nothing was funnier than Something about Mary but that isn't even comparable to Old School. The part where he went streaking and his wife picked him up and he asked if the KFC drive threw was open. I think a little urine spilled out.

Okay I got one..

"Congratulations, son. You're going to get a medal of valor for this"
"But I didnt shoot him"
"A room full of cops says you did"
"But I didnt. You did"

My favorite movie.

Nice shortcakes

It's not exactly street-legal, so keep it on the down-low.

It's not exactly street-legal, so keep it on the down-low.
We already did old school.

lol, how about this.

"I would like to eat your liver with some farva beans and a nice bottle of chianti"

Napoleon dynamite was better, "runs away"

I'm sorry but I have said it once and will say it to the day I die. That was the stupidiest non funny movie ever made. I can't think of anything funny about it besides its lack of funny being only slightly funny.

PS- I watched it several time as, I was told you have to watch it 3 or 4 time before its funny and it just kept getting even more unfunny.

porkeys was good also. old but good.

lol, how about this.

"I would like to eat your liver with some farva beans and a nice bottle of chianti"


silence of the lambs


I know we did old school already I was elaborating on it

Another one of my all time favorites.

"License and registration... chicken fucker"

super troopers! thats great...

whats goin on

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries....

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries....

LOL Littering and.... littering and... smokin the reefer.

Here's another line from an awesome movie.

"Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."

American Beauty , was that the name of that movie?

American Beauty , was that the name of that movie?

Yes

I thought that was the name of it but wasn't positive. That was a very strange but great movie.

How about,

"Check out the butt out on that,

Yeah, he must work out"

Dumb and Dumber?

yup.

First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's all we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".

Had to go to pull it off of the internet to get it right..... This oughta be easy.

no clue...