New And Improved Camaro Forum Banter Thread

ha ha, peter heater

LOL that is the greatest thing i've heard in days :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you must not have been giving her very much exercise homeboy ;)
hahahahahahaha so true...

Stole a trophy from earl

And now one from cuda

i'm gonna get

post number 666!!!

That depends on how you look at it, when viewing the posts from the main forum, I just got post #666, because that doesnt count the first post made my formula. :D

nope? i got post #666 you got reply #666...i didnt want that

nope what? :)

Yeah, you know you wanted both :)

Stole a trophy from earl

You dirty BITCH! :cya: That took me forever...:crying: My computer at home is the biggest shit heap. I'll get your ass. :flipa:

Yeah post 666 is alot better than reply 666, lol.

Hey can anyone see my userbar things because I cant..?

Theyre red X's...

And that poll looks much much better now than it did before :)

you must not have been giving her very much exercise homeboy ;)

no....she just ate massive amounts of food many times a day...one day before she got fat we had sex 11 times in one day...i couldnt walk the next day lol.......

Damn.. thats something. :lol:

Anymore stories?

i dont know....that was 11 times until i got off...a whole 6 1/2 minutes...jk about the 6 1/2 minutes....but yeah thats a lot of times....gimme time and i'll remember some more

Very funny you cheating bastard :thefinger

Thats right I know it was you Shortbus. :rolleyes:

Just begin calling him shortcake..

Somebody give Shortbus a medal or something :D

Pretty original there, if you think about it. :lol:

Very funny you cheating bastard :thefinger

Thats right I know it was you Shortbus. :rolleyes:

seems to favor me and my ownage of the camaro forum....okay another sex story now, this one doesnt involve me but it involves my ex girlfriends cousin and her boyfriend.....we went to ohio, just across the river from ky...not naming locations incase anyone knows of this....and fatty was driving and i was in the passenger seat and her cousin and her boyfriend was in the back seat and she was kissing him and he got off (the kid is a little slow incase that matters to anyone) and about that time fatty ran a red light and got pulled and the guy in the back was like..."oh my god guys...what do i do? i just got off and...what if he makes me get up? oh god, oh god, oh god....please...." he was freaking out and the officer came up to the window and i was dying laughing at the guy in the back and fatty cos she was freaking out and sobbing when she got the citation....funny stuff

:rofl: Hold on.. how did he get off if they were kissing in the back seat?

:rofl: Hold on.. how did he get off if they were kissing in the back seat?

he is a little "slow" and had never had a real girlfriend before....she was a huge girl...i refer to her as "even more fatty".....and they were kissing and it just happened...iono honestly

HOLD ON JUST A SECOND.. did he ahem.. how do we put this.. orgasm? Because if he did, now thats funny, even for a slow dude.

Actually its more funny because it was a slow dude kissing a even fatter chick. :lol:

HOLD ON JUST A SECOND.. did he ahem.. how do we put this.. orgasm? Because if he did, now thats funny, even for a slow dude.

Actually its more funny because it was a slow dude kissing a even fatter chick. :lol:

yeah he got off...thats why he didnt want to get up.....and yeah a fat slow dude kissing a fat chick....her stretch marks have stretch marks....thats how fat this chick is.....i'd say 325+ and like 5'3....one time we made fun of him cos he didnt know how to use a weed eater and he goes "oh yeah...well i'll go cut your names in the grass with the weed eater" and we're like dude...you dont know how to use a weed eater and he started crying....one day we saw his mom where she works and she got mad at us for making him cry...he's 22 btw

That sucks.. only one person I felt really sorry for was a guy who used to be a crack addict.. he was slow and had a really high pitched voice, but he was cool none the less.

I knew a kid that was a crack baby. Real weird dude, had a huge bottom jaw,.

I tend to be cool with those that are retarded, just say whats up and all that other stuff.. I had a guy who was in my ROTC class and he was like 20 something or something like that, it was hard to talk to him but I got by. :lol:

i used to be a crack addict....well maybe not......i didnt feel sorry for the kid, it was funny......who have i felt sorry for? hmm......

You used to be a crack addict? Wth..

joking.....never tried it honestly.....sooo many drug addicts around here with all 5 teeth grinning at you, smelling like butt, living in a trailer park....not what i want in life

And you're a cop..

god.....you suck.........

My name isnt god, but you can continue calling me so. :lol: Its all cool though, I plan on becoming a cop after the airforce.

My name isnt god, but you can continue calling me so. :lol: Its all cool though, I plan on becoming a cop after the airforce.

really? it's not what it's cracked up to be....i wouldnt want to do anything else tho, cept maybe be a lawyer, only for the money which is what i'm working towards now

Well all I want to do is pull people over.. if that isnt what its all cracked up to be then wth is it?

my papaw retired from the air force....i forgot about that...he died when i was 3 so i dont know a lot about that though

Well all I want to do is pull people over.. if that isnt what its all cracked up to be then wth is it?

haha thats fun sometimes...not so much when its wet, cold, rainy, snowy, windy, whatever......it's the molested/abused children, murders, rapes, and other horrible crimes that you have to deal with day in and day out....after a while you begin to realize that you can't help everyone like you had hoped in the beginning

All I want is to be that guy in the Copmaro, I wouldnt ask for anything more..

Also I know that being in the police force means long hours, low pay (considering what you do, kinda like the armed forces, really) and alot of bullshit you gotta put up with. so tell me if im off in any of those areas.

no you pretty much summed it up....the police though have the 2nd highest approval rating, only behind the military in the job that they do....the hours can suck, the little cities around here pay only a dollar more an hour than mcdonalds does....and yes it's a ton of bullshit but you have that with any job you have....i wouldnt want to do anything else honestly, but i highly recommend an internship or ride along with them to see if its really what you want to do....its not all crime fighting like on tv, its maybe 75/25...the 25% being actual law enforcement

good luck with it rally if thats what you want...since i was a little kid it's all i've ever really wanted to do.....every kids wanted to be the rock star, astronaut......porn star.....but seriously it's a great job, has a great retirement, great benefits, life insurance....

Whats the 75%? Also im not really sure because its either I become a cop or try to open my own body shop, and I really wouldnt mind/care doing one or the other and a cop just kinda seems cool enough, you know. Plus I dont want to just be sitting around after I get out of the airforce.

the 75 is talking to people...community policing is getting huge, they feel if you talk to people you can prevent and solve more crimes that way....it's answering calls that aren't criminal calls, especially with the elderly who are lonely....stuff like that...undedicated time

That sucks

well there goes my plans, i wanted to join the state troopers cuz I liked the idea of getting paid to treat ppl like crap, now they want you to be nice and friendly to everyone. how gay, I'm better off staying where i'm at.

i'm on track to be commissioned in the army, spend my first few years as a ranger, at the rank of captain i will join the special forces... geno, you could join the army, get paid to shoot people like me :icon16:










i hope no one took me seriously, i'm not psycho, i don't just want to kill people, but military is my calling

i'm on track to be commissioned in the army, spend my first few years as a ranger, at the rank of captain i will join the special forces... geno, you could join the army, get paid to shoot people like me :icon16:









i hope no one took me seriously, i'm not psycho, i don't just want to kill people, but military is my calling
Well if you do go in and get to kill people. kill acouple for me and carve goldz28 in their chest for me...lol

Well if you do go in and get to kill people. kill acouple for me and carve goldz28 in their chest for me...lol

will do :icon16:

had to share this, unfortunately i passed over half of it... i think i'm pretty close to a hardcore dipper :icon16:

50 Signs You're a Dipper......
1. You know cool words like "fatty", "spitter", and "lipper"
2. You dip when you're depressed.
3. You dip when you're happy.
4. You've probably spent close to ..750 dollars on bottled water only to see it poured out in the Pantry Parking lot.
5. You trim your fingernails in a specific manner to better facilitate the opening of a can.
6. Your dip collection is the pride of your dorm room.
7. You have a log of dip in your fridge at this instant.
8. The term "The Big Dipper" has no astronomical meaning to you at all.
9. You once hooked up with a girl, only to comment to your friends how much her breath mints made her taste like Spearmint Skoal.
10. You once made a girl cry for spilling your can of dip.
11. Once, after a friend poured his heart out to you about why his life sucked, you replied with: "That sucks. . . . .Wanna dip?" and it made him feel better.
12. More than once, you've gone hungry in order to have money for more dip.
13. You answer the question "Got any dip?" with the questoin "Am I Breathing?"
14. You have knowingly watched a guy you didn't know drink your spitter, loogeys and all, only to laugh as he puked in the sink. (and yelled OWNED too hahah)
15. You have dipped a half a can at one time.
16. You dipped in physics class only to spit in dirty beakers.
17. You've spilled a can of dip on the ground, but took a pinch off the pile before admitting the can had been lost.
18. You can pack a can to the tune of Stairway to Heaven.
19. You have engaged in masturbatory exercises while dipping.
20. You once sent an email to a buddy that consisted only of the word "dip" repeated over and over.
21. The afore-mentioned email meant a lot to your friend.
22. You cried when you thought you were giving up dip forever.
23. You once tried to quit and almost made it 72 hours without a dip.
24. Your ideal death would be "Death By Nicotine".
25. No matter how much you've done it, a hatred of smoking still burns red-hot deep inside you.
26. You've been kicked off an academic sports team for dipping.
27. You gain tremendous joy from making freshmen on your wrestling team dip.
28. You have once been awakened merely by the smell of dip in your room.
29. You brain instinctively tunes out a female voice speaking the words: "Eewwwww. That's nasty."
30. You watched the World Series just to see which pitcher had the biggest dip in.
31. If you meet a guy for the first time, no matter how big of a dick he is, if he's dipping, you think to yourself, "He can't be that bad."
32. When a friend mumbles to you, "Mmmmmm, mmmmmm." You understand him clearly to say, "Please, good friend, hand me my spitter."
33. One time, a guy you hardly knew gave you a free can of dip, you told him you loved him, and you meant it.
34. Your opinion of a zoo rests entirely on whether it posesses kodiak bears.
35. In a drunken stupor, you once had a conversation with the Bear.
36. You re-wrote the lyrics to Candle in the Wind to dedicate the song to Kodiak.
37. Your mom bought you dip for your 17th birthday.
38. At one time or another, you were kissing your girlfriend and thinking whether or not you had any dip in your car.
39. Your girlfriend threatened to leave you bc you dipped.
40. You called her bluff.
41. One of your most treasured memories includes sitting on a log in the woods behind your high school baseball field dipping Skoal Classic with one of your best friends.
42. News of a new kind of dip gets you all riled up for two weeks straight.
43. You own a cuspidor solely because you and your friends dipped your asses off for two months.
44. You have once said this: "Damn my lip hurts. Anybody got a dip?"
45. You once dipped Cougar bc it claimed to be dip.
46. Your girlfriend once gave you and your buddies a bunch of free dip.
47. Your intense fascination with Diamond Dallas Page can be traced to your subconscious association of the letters "DDP" with "DIP".
48. Your dentist told you to stop dipping.
49. You didn't listen.
50. Once you were stung by a bee, so you held a pinch of skoal cherry to your face.

after posting this i think i'll have a dip... mmm mint skoal :icon16:

Heh thats funny. Dip is nasty, I think smoking is alot better for the reason that you dont have a stupid little bottle around with you that contains all your spit.

This is crazy, right now, its pretty warm outside, lets say 75ish but the humidity makes it feel a bit warmer, and the crazy thing is that its going to get cold by tonight, then get freezing (According to our standards) by this Saturday, this sucks because I like driving with my windows down.

problem with smoking, kills your lungs, smells bad on your clothes and your breath... dip actually smells good (well if you get flavored kinds), doesn't stink up your breath, or your clothes... once you spit it out, rinse out your mouth and no one will ever know...

main reason i do, is cuz i can't smoke anymore... having the army get me up at 6 every morning and running... if i keep smoking its gonna murder me in pt, but when i dip my lungs can build up again and i still get my nicotine fix, my standpoint

I'm definately a hardcore dipper.

i'd be too poor if i smoked or chewed....i see all these people driving a chevette with a rod knocking and no muffler buy like 10 cartons of cigarettes at a time....if they'd save their money they'd have nice stuff

Don't like dip... Like Chew though. - Beechnut Wintergreen! Good shit.

Smoking is great, but it does fuck up everything around for like 200 yards.... your lungs, clothes, teeth, hair, car, walls, rugs, etc...

I actually haven't had to buy a can of skoal for about 5 months now. One day at work some people brought in 5 boxes of free sample cans and each box had 90 cans each. They had straight, mint, wintergreen, wintergreen finecut and cherry. I helped myself to the entire box of straigt, but I'm finally down to just one roll left.

I tried chewing tobacco once and nearly threw up. Not a fan.

I tried chewing tobacco once and nearly threw up. Not a fan.

Chewing stunts sack growth, didn't you know?

I miss smokes, but to get by a swisher sweet is good enough. $5 a pack is just f'n ridiculous, all the smoke advertising signs in my bar are rolled back $1.65 a pack which I thought then was bad.

Well I doubt that one time had anything to do with it, My testicles were tiny even before that.

Well I doubt that one time had anything to do with it, My testicles were tiny even before that.


Honestly John I think I coulda made it the rest of the day without knowing that.

I would have figured you would have already known that. Didn't you get my christmas card?