Marketing strategies

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends approaches her, points at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

Always pays to advertise.......

go the brand recognition:D

lol:licker:

:D :D

:hehe:

Hey Taz I was just about to post the same damn thing!

It looks like its doing the rounds of NZ again, I got it from a mate whos an Accoutant for a big city based company, where did you get it from?

Hehe looks like I beat you to it

a friend that does marketing (the real marketing that is:p ) for Vector energy.:flipa:

lol:D classic stuff Taz.

whos puter you on dude?