Happy Holidays! ** (See Footnote 1)
YogsVR4
12-20-2001, 12:17 PM
** Footnote 1
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wishee further agrees to hold harmless and indemnify the wisher, along with its heirs, assigns, officers, directors, shareholders . . .
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wishee further agrees to hold harmless and indemnify the wisher, along with its heirs, assigns, officers, directors, shareholders . . .
DVSNCYNIKL
12-20-2001, 12:18 PM
Translation: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!:finger: :D :D :D
YogsVR4
12-20-2001, 04:16 PM
Sooner or later their'll be a Christmas card with that kind of disclaimer on it to satisfy the PC croud out there.
DVSNCYNIKL
12-20-2001, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Sooner or later their'll be a Christmas card with that kind of disclaimer on it to satisfy the PC croud out there.
Gotta love Yogs and his entreprenuerial attitude. Trying to make a dollar out of everything, thats capitalism for ya!:D:D:D
Sooner or later their'll be a Christmas card with that kind of disclaimer on it to satisfy the PC croud out there.
Gotta love Yogs and his entreprenuerial attitude. Trying to make a dollar out of everything, thats capitalism for ya!:D:D:D
taranaki
12-20-2001, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Sooner or later their'll be a Christmas card with that kind of disclaimer on it to satisfy the PC croud out there.
Law firm greetings card?!!
Sooner or later their'll be a Christmas card with that kind of disclaimer on it to satisfy the PC croud out there.
Law firm greetings card?!!
1989 DX R
12-20-2001, 11:16 PM
I saw a warning label on a rental car that read:
"Passengers should always remain inside the vehicle when the vehicle is moving. Serious injury could result."
How hard is it to stay inside a moving car?? Honestly! :rolleyes:
"Passengers should always remain inside the vehicle when the vehicle is moving. Serious injury could result."
How hard is it to stay inside a moving car?? Honestly! :rolleyes:
speediva
12-21-2001, 12:58 AM
*lol* I knew someone would have to have a PC post sometime!
Again, I mention "Observance" which I hope is existant for everyone! Now I dare you to be offened by that day!
w/regards to rediculous disclaimers:
Note on child's superman costume: Warning, cape does not enable wearer to fly!!!
Again, I mention "Observance" which I hope is existant for everyone! Now I dare you to be offened by that day!
w/regards to rediculous disclaimers:
Note on child's superman costume: Warning, cape does not enable wearer to fly!!!
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